/cfb/ general - The Ruston Rustler X Whyo OTP Edition

National Signing Day on February 1st

>thread topic: things that make you feel weird in your pants

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Thread topic: receipts. I can't stand carrying receipts in my pocket, all they do is crumple up and I don't even log then since online banking is a thing. I try to deny getting a copy when I buy something.

Cut the basketball team funding and build a parking garage please President Thrasher.

>mfw 2017

Pitt
2. Northwest Missouri State
3. Princeton
4. Clempson
5. James Madison
6. Florida State University
7. Oklahoma
8. USC
9. Ok State
10. Bama


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God Tier. Chad Kelly
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Big ass power gap
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1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Nathan Peterman
3. Mitch Trubitsky
4. Watson
5. Davis Webb
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Smaller powergap
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6. Kizer
7. Sefo
8. Kaaya
9. Terrell
10. Appleby
11. Tyler O'Connor

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Just go find a real job tier

Trevor Knight
Seth Russell
Beathard
Bart Houston


Convert to RB tier
Tommy Armstrong

How ya' doin buddy? What's it like being PUNISHED OSU?

C.J. Beathard not
>pursue a country music career tier

It took getting rectumravaged by Clemson for us to shake up our defense at the end of 2013, and that came up aces. Kicking Tim the fuck out makes me feel better, and replacing him with Wilson just adds to it.

I just hope Barrett settles the FUCK down. That was half his problem all last season.

Botched the real meaning of the thread topic but probably Tomi Lahren or any Blue Eyed Blonde with a southern accent

>FSU special teams is cancer
If the Force continues to balance itself in the future, you guys have some more bizarre heartbreak headed your way from North Avenue. 2008, 2009 and 2015 were amazing but we still owe you guys lots.. LOTS of pain for a few games from 1992-2003.

9th for Gatorposting

>Kicking Tim the fuck out makes me feel better
Vice Versa, no more DUDE OPTIONS LMAO

>Tomi Lahren or any Blue Eyed Blonde with a southern accent
That shit shrivels my peener faster than you can say FSU """degree"""
Curly brunette master race

Yep. He's Texas' problem now.

Now we just have to hope they can fix the wires that snapped in JT's brain after he got benched.

How're you holding up, man? You guys are facing a bigger rebuild this coming season than we did last year. That's gonna be tough.

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Jeez, you people sure do hate FSU for a reason I still have not found. You got 2015, be happy with that senpai.

>michigan player judo throwing an offensive lineman over his shoulder after the play

Have the girl on the left f a m. I have Blondes 1st on my list and then brunettes 2nd.

FSU is alternate reality UF
It's only natural that you'd be enemies with alternate reality Jawgia.
It also continues to prove Georgia Tech's basedness.
She'd be cute if she wasn't such a stereotypical sorority ho 2bh

I'd love to believe that it won't be a terrible down year like MSU but that's what they said.

Our secondary is gonna be SUSPECT, no starters are returning in the secondary because the NCAA denied giving our starting corner Jeremy Clark a 6th year due to a ACL injury vs. Penn State. LB will be fine but will miss the speed peppers had. Defensive line has starters coming back so that's the best part of the D right now.

Offense is gonna be either it works or doesn't. Speight is coming back obviously and that's good. RB is still fucking LOADED, but Wide Receiver is gonna be a challenge, lots of young guys with not alot of experience. O-Line will be meh.

Now the here's the kicker literally. We have 2016's #1 kicker Quinn Nordin and hopefully he is as ELITE late season Kenny Allen. Another good crootin class that hopefully pans out to look forward to, and we play all rivalry games (MSU, Minnesota, and OSU) at home so hopefully no 2015 shenanigans happen in the Big House again. Being real there are only like 4 teams I think we could/will lose to. Florida, Wisconsin, MSU, and OSU.

Either way expect me on TV again and hopefully no more stabbings.

I take it you weren't around for the series in the 90's/00's then. We have plenty of cause to hate Florida State from that period. I'm still pretty sad that the series isn't annual anymore though.

>The Ruston Rustler X Whyo OTP Edition
i'm honored

ACC SOUTH WHEN???

I saw that, fucking HEEMED

I came. I do wonder how the divisions will shake out whenever the ACC decides to finish expansion. The current setup was idiotic, kneejerk, typical Swofford bullshit, based on the assumption that FSU and Miami would be meeting in Jackonville every year for the title game.

Permanent Rivals:
>Virginia - NC State
>Duke - UNC
>Virginia Tech - Georgia Tech
>Boston College - Wake Forest
>Louisville - Clemson
>Pitt - FSU
>Syracuse - Miami

Reese's are fucking gross and if you like them you're gross

They're delicious but I'm a huge pb + chocolate lover so I like anything with that combo

Reese's the cup is awesome. Reese's Pieces are disgusting.

why is Pitt first

They beat Clemson

Just for keks.

>ACC West/East, Permanent Rivals
Georgia Tech/Clemson
Florida State/Miami
North Carolina/Duke
Wake Forest/North Carolina State
Virginia Poly/Virginia
Louisville/Syracuse
Pittsburgh/Connecticut
Notre Dame/Boston College

Of course, Swofford and Tobacco Road are punk bitches and this will never happen. If expansion does ever come again, we'll end up with East Carolina and South Florida instead.

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Any Tally bros know why Doak is blasting the War Chant on repeat today? It's been going since noon today. It's so loud I can hear it from my apartment.

So how many points will Bama beat UF by in the SECCG next season?

3

>Directional Schools
>In P5
ISHYGDDT

Bama will suffer an upset loss to [spoiler]Carolina[/spoiler]

Wait is the War Chant not broadcasted across campus 24/7 in Tallahassee?

Learn something new everyday.

>yfw Josh "the GOAT" Dobbs goes first overall

>UConn
Fuck no
Why the fuck would UConn better?

>tfw you'll never join the SEC
>tfw you'll never even leave the ACC

Find a way to get Methzou out and I'm sure they'll love to have you.

I don't remember asking for their opinion on the matter senpai

What did he mean by this?

He's a recruit that decommited. That's a bombshell that could open up investigations.

the SEC won't add Clempson because the SEC already has Carolina on lock with USC. Adding Clempson wouldn't bring the organization as a whole any more money

Why would you want to join the SEC when you get a cakewalk path to the playoffs in a shit conference every year right now in the ACC?

Because I'd rather lose in the SEC than win in the ACC

Jabrill Peppers is bae

What? The ACC was a better conference top to bottom this year.

nigger

>ywn watch Justin Thomas play football again
At least I got to be there in Jacksonville when he BTFO the SEC for the last time.

Shawn Oakman is mine

wyoming cowboys

Literally a giga nigga wow, im in love.

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I can't fucking stand receipts

>Up at 2 AM
>No PAC After Dark game

This just doesn't feel right

2017 is our year, tho, tbqh desu

>if we would've gotten one more Ncaa game, it would've been Next Gen.

No, he got cited for possession of marijuana on his official visit to Ohio State. He isn't committed anywhere, but is thought to be a Florida lean

Up at 3 am now. Wew.

>marijuana
>just commit to Colorado or Washington

Problem solved.

WKU threepeat

>No cfb till August

How will we ever survive?

Booze and whores.

I'm up on the booze part. But there are few whores here in southcentral PA.

At least, few I would ever stick my dick in.

>new coach
I like your mustard.

Whores and booze

/cfb/ Drunkcast when?

Sanford was with grip n sip as an assistant before so I don't think the transition will be that painful tbch

THIS. Although I've sobered up and home now so it wouldn't be as fun.

We have seven months till the season. Chances are we can get a Drunkcast going in that time

I think I mixed him up with Tyjohn Lindsey whoops

Let's get it going then

Someone else has to start it. The only legacy I have at the moment is >31-0, and you can't base offseason talk on that.

Maybe start with a Discord for introductions first

I'd listen to a /cfb/ drunkcast, sounds breddy good.

Through the graces of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!

I was trying to start a /cfb/ podcast right at the end of the season but couldn't get it off the ground.

I still would love to get one going but I think we might want to wait until there's like a month left in the offseason.

Everyone is a Kliffbabby

/podcast

We've decided. We're memeing Rashan Gary for the Heisman next season.
#RG34H3ISMAN

A good time to start it would be when preseason polls and preseason heisman watch are up

>you will never be a high school football coach in the south shitposting on SEC forums

how did it know

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>Either way expect me on TV again

>Either way expect me on TV again

>mfw Michigan gets CHOMPED

>mouth pussy

I swear to god if we lose to Michigan again, im shooting a gator fuck it.

>Tfw 97th ranked recruiting class
Come on Charlie at least salvage something here

You shoot one even if we win 2bh
Good eating

>we

What are you guys against them now? Like 0-5?

Just 0-3 actually

Kneel to the superior conference.

>all three games in florida
>even had tebow one year
>urban meyer
>brandon spikes and that nasty defense
>still lost
They are literally trying to gift Florida an advantage and they still lost

is /cfb/ ready for the

>CHANTS

to make their FBS debut?

>COASTAL Carolina
>Mascot is A FUCKING ROOSTER
You can't make this shit up senpai

Yeah that's Florida for you.

Harbaughlin stop making me want to throatfuck an alligator. I see no way that ends well.