Farscape Thread

My name is John Crichton
An astronaut
A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole
Now I'm lost in some distant part of the Universe, on a ship
A living ship, full of strange alien life forms
Aeryn best waifu[/spoiler

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You spelled Zhaan wrong

My friends
I've made enemies
Powerful, dangerous
Now all I want is to find a way home
To warn Earth
Look upward and share the wonders I've seen
maybe Sikozu is best though

I've always wanted to fuck a plant

John! Tell me more about this... wormhole.

Say pretty please.

With a cherry on top.

She was hot

>mfw D'argo actually expected the galaxy's biggest whore to settle down on a farm

Chris Pine should have played new Chricton or their kid.

What age-group was Farscape actually aimed towards?

>way-far ayy lmaos complete with weird music
>weird story line concerning literal whores
>wacky shit everywhere for little kids
>serious shit concerning discussion on abortion and ethics

I love this show, but fuck me if it didn't have tone issues

Who would you cast in a Farscape reboot?
Pic related for Scorpius. Would also stick with Chris Pine as Chricton.

>Farscape reboot?
"no"

get the frell outta here

it will never get a reboot anyway

If it ever got rebooted it'd be with a cast of nobodies

>It's a tv interviews episode

If Farscape was on a network that allowed swearing do you think they'd say frell instead of fuck?

>it's a BACK TO EARTH episode

You bet your mivonks they would.

They'd probably start saying fuck too the longer Crichton is around

I thought that weird alien girl with the crab claw on her head that Scorpy was fucking was really hot

>it's an Aeryn tries to speak earth english episode
Verm whole
wuuuurmhowle

Because she was.

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oh harvey you so farbot

>muh Lo'Laan

I enjoyed the hell out of it as an 11 year old back in 2005. I really need to rewatch it someday.

I was legitimately in love with Aeryn.

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I loved her twice

She did nothing for me in Farscape but as she has gotten older I really got into her.

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2016

Whats Ben been up to lately?

>Come home from work
>Press play on S03E01
>Open up Sup Forums on other monitor
>First thread

Aww yeah.

Damn, bringing it all back. I spent every second at school daydreaming about her.

That episode aboard Talyn where John and Aeryn are desperate to fuck (Meltdown?) stirred my young loins up real good.

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Poor man's Eva Greene

Oh man, dat aeryn and her trouble speaking english. Where can I buy that russian model?

gl with your plague eyed b-tier dreadful slut

Literally who?

Tone is a meme.

t'was eva green before eva green. She isn't fit enough though.

Not a single chiana post? Plebs.

Chiana a shit

As requested, the unedited, unaired, bathroom "documentary" footage from ACOD. This was Gigi's last filmed scene and was done immediately after the cast and crew were informed of the cancellation.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THIS AAAAAAAA


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As much as I liked him as Kahaynu, he didn't do anything with his voice and it was almost painfully obvious he was Rygel.

Shit. Rygel had less brows than he did.

Sikozu. Short hair or long? Long is as wrong as being a weak species

Short! As if there was question

This show takes the cake for pisspoor fucking gash. Worthless.

Jool for worst girl but best abs.

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I get that you're just trying to spark some controversy to speed up the thread, but you could have at least used a proxy or something.

I'm not, it's an incredibly poor show.

All three of the women are just wank fantasies, the hero's head is box-shaped, and the other guy is dressed and acted to be as tiresome as possible. The floors of the ship are just studio floors, and every alien is an Austrailian trying to sound English. It was utter shit beyond belief.

Here is the attention you so desperately crave. Now get back into the dumpster.

Take off your flannel and remove your gauges sometime you cunty nu-males

Why do you like this fucking piffle?

I'm not a nu-male, I can just follow the plots of real dramas and find pornography on the internet, I don't need a kids' show with baffling wankfodder.

>it's a crichton grows a beard and refuses to reboard moya because he is just going to live on the beach of a lake and fish amongst gooky village people for the rest of his life

all of the things you listed are actually good

Confirmed nu-male

It's not a kid's show just because you were when it debuted m8. Sorry I triggered you. Write a blog about it.

Well I can't argue with that.

It's a kids' show because it's written, acted and produced on that level.

i want to fuck her butt

yeah. it's good

guess you didnt get to the rape and genocide episodes?

Yes, the fact that it applies its children's TV dramatic standards to grimdark subjects is part of what makes it so lamentable.

are you confusing camp with "children's tv" or do you just have autism?

Actually, if a show isn't as deep as my cavernous anus after letting the entirety of San Francisco in there. It's not worth my time. Understand me?

Forgot your corn fed, organic, cage free pic senpai

No, you're confusing children's TV with 'camp'. Just doing something badly is not good enough to be called 'camp'.

ok then provide me with a detail analysis of how the show is childrens tv

Farscape is sci-fi kino desu.

Have millennials discovered it yet?

No, thank god. See

spolier: it's English played backwards and sped up

Aeryn was a tsundre

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Anthony Simcoe's uneven eyes ruined so many dramatic shots.

>it's a Derpgo YELLING episode
>it's a jothy cuking episode.

>It's an actress wants to quit because the makeup is causing her kidney damage two-parter

;_;7

:(

I like this show more than Star Trek, Star Wars and every cape movie.

>tfw the farscape movie will never be made
I don't care if it had a complete new cast or anything I just want something else like it in that world.

That's because it is better.

>tfw still waiting for farscape web series. THE COMICS DONT COUNT

>it's the worst episode of the series but also its comfiest
>whole show is the Blake's 7 update Firefly never could and never will be
>A+ pleb filter guaranteeing its survival over the next few decades while still inherently too weird for the normie platonic of sci-fi

Yet they all still love it when we call it guardians of the plebacy.

They can keep it.

Assume a web series starts.
Who plays WHAT?
I hope Sikozu grew her hair out again.

Would it still be Farscape if it simply took place the the same universe, but without John Crichton and the gang?

No, but in the same vein as firefags. I want some kind of continuation. But I guess I should be happy it ended on an okay-high note. We wont really wonder "What if?!"

It's more like "what if some other company took over and shit all over it."

You know what would be the real problem with Farscape in the current year?

They wouldn't do puppets. All the aliens would be CGI.

That alone would ruin it for me.

>tfw no sequel where they stop the nebari taking over the universe using stds

it me, son!
webcome home to dadE

Enjoy your episode!
Love,
The Writers

I wonder if that would have been the focus of Season 5 or Season 6? Season 5 would have worked since they were going to do something with Chiana's eyes, so making it Nebari focused would make sense. Once the Nebari were out of the way, the Scarrans probably would have looked at it as an opportunity to start their war, making Season 6 the war that drove Crichton to unleashing wormholes like we saw in the mini-series.

Thanks for wormhole knowledge pop!