OFFICIAL UFC ON FOX 23: SCHEVCHENKO VS. PENA THREAD #1 SLIPPY K EDITION

>Main Card (Fox): 8:00PM ET / 5:00PM PT / 1:00AM GMT

5 Round Women's Bantamweight Main Event:
Valentina Shevchenko (13-2-0) vs. Julianna Peña (8-2-0)

Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (32-7-0) vs. Jorge Masvidal (31-11-0)

Heavyweight
Andrei Arlovski (25-13-0) vs. Francis N'Gannou (9-1-0)

Featherweight
Jason Knight (16-2-0) vs. Alex Caceres (12-9-0)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1): 5:00PM ET / 2:00PM PT / 10:00PM GMT

Middleweight
Sam Alvey (29-8-0) vs. Nate Marquardt (35-16-2)

Bantamweight
Raphael Assunção (23-5-0) vs. Aljamain Sterling (12-1-0)

Welterweight
Jingliang Li (11-4-0) vs. Bobby Nash (8-1-0)

Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva (12-1-0) vs. Jordan Johnson (6-0-0)

Middleweight
Eric Spicely def. Alessio Di Chirico via rd 1 Submission(Triangle)

Light Heavyweight
Marcos Rogério de Lima def. Jeremy Kimball via rd 1 TKO


>Fight Pass™ Early Prelims: 4:00PM ET / 1:00PM PT / 9:00PM GMT

Flyweight
Alexandre Pantoja def. Eric Shelton via split decision (29-28,28-29,29-28)

Lightweight
Jason Gonzalez def. JC Cottrell via rd 1 Submission(D'arce choke)

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Schaub is God

Ngannou

I heem every here easy no problem

>Doggos

tybe

>this gangling toothed inbred autist

There will never ever be an italian UFC champ

shwb

>coral springs

i started recording when the first person posted HEEM TAPPY. my shit stream is almost a minute behind

Sorry we won't be using your thread nigga

Don't worry I'm just as behind as you

I choose this thread.

Sperg OP best OP

Get that scat ready Dockelf

That's a tranny isn't it ?

>Judo Brian Kelly BTFO

Which fighter is this?

I don't understand, is this an auto-post?
I find it hard to believe someone is on here 24/7 posting this first in every thread

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Did he just call out my DAD?

that callout was cringy as fuck

What a strange callout

Good looks calling out Dan Kelly

lol like clockwork

dat sexe milf coalburner behind mickey gall doe

>no one chose my shitty thread
>waaah

I was nodding my head as the image was loading and then I saw the bulge.

Either a tranny or roastie.

mickey gall seems like a nice guy but he looks like a real frat bro cunt

Lol you called it.

Working at the docks ain't easy.

REAL THREAD

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If God made me a fighter, I'd be Jason Knight. I truly believe this.

Do not underestimate the autism of
>coral springs

Nope. I've been here all day. I like getting the first post. I F5 on the catalog when there is about 485 posts.

what

Shevchenko vs Peña
Cerrone vs Masvidal
Arlovski vs Ngannou
Cacaeres vs Knight

if anybody isnt in yet i'll take picks since i made more space

>calling out a senior citizen

This guy.

Oh ffs is no one working the FOX desk? Cormier, Bisping and Cruz are fun sometimes

OOGA BOOGA

>I find it hard to believe someone is on here 24/7

He actually is here all day lol. He has no life. Literally.

Cormier, Cruz and Karate Hottie were on it before

that resolution tho

>Julianna Pena will never move to a different city just for you

shevchenko
cowboy
ngannou
cacaeres

Hey it's that guy who got subbed by bearjew lol

He was outta breath and it sounded forced.

Very smart callout though, Kelly has won like 5 in a row and he's soooooo beatable

where did this sperg spam come from

Thank you. Didn't expect to actually be added so appreciate it lad

QT BLONDE
Larper Cerrone
BLACK VIOLENCE MAN
Hillbilly Diaz

post that pic with dockboy's info on it

OOGA BOOGA!

She's transported on the whims of her zookeeper.

Sheev
Masvidal
Arlovski
Knight

>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on Sup Forums

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

For what purpose

>tfw a grill will never travel 30 hours to be with you

At least I still have my doggo and sponsors. I love you monster.

Getting triggered by the spammer. Jus t watch the fights and ignore him.

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Oh dear /heem/ you really need to sort your lives out.

heem needs to be banned

>getting to smash this

Da Silva is no joke

Bearjew is just a good prospect

Schaub's been here for years, bro

he's fighting another submission artist

dockelf is angry nobody is using his shitty thread

He gets mad when we don't use his shit threads

OOGA BOOGA

no context or evidence, this image is meaningless

Man, between spergOP, Adan, and
>coral springs
would you that /heem/ has the p4p most autistic autists on all of Sup Forums?

Fuck off schaubfag

>scatspammer

but check the file size, im keeping it optimized

You forgot about who da fook is dat guy but I don't blame you

>implying Jaime isnt spammin Rogan threads on Sup Forums everyday

Joe shouldn't let Megan dress him 2bh

at least we aren't /mlp/

>implying you arent adan

yeah but everyone has good internet now

what about me is autistic

For sure it has the most autistic posters of any boards I browse.

Anything involving Australia tßh.

Guess again pal. A follower of Schaub would never have that much h8 in their heart.

Gall's head shape is fooked

This are all quality contributors to heem tho

>implying you aren't

All Canadians on /heem/ are Adan.

Who's SpergOP?

>that lady sucking her finger
>that random exposed gut

>tfw that little man is inside Olivi on the regular

Hello adan

stream check shevchenko is talking in her kitchen is my stream now caught up?

*ooga booga*

I would

Mine just went live again.

It's way behind and I can only browse /heem/ between rounds to avoid spoilers

Reminder you can hide thumbnails in settings

Nah pause yours man the Shevchenko promo just started on mine

would I what

Did you keep the full size original too ?

i-is she eating lemons

youtube.com/watch?v=eriUIs45YEQ
3:09

HAHAHAHAH AM I WATCHING MMA WHAT IS THIS MUSIC AND PACKAGE