We're remaking the bible

We're remaking the bible.

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what a weird thing to say for labor day

The thought occurs that if we could convince some SJW feminists to stage a production of the Bible story where jesus is a woman (in the name of much progressive ideals, of course), they'd find themselves at war with the christfags, who are a belligerent bunch with political pull.

We are though.

Kanye is Jesus. He believes it and you can see why if you think about "historical" Jesus.

Andrew Schlafly pls

That's basically it, Mr. Reynolds.

And the Lord took a rib from Adam and made a woman with no butt at all.

i hate this white bitch

Remaking the Bibble can mean only one thing

(((invasion)))?

Wait, this is real?

damn
what an obscure reference
really throws me back

>We're remaking the bible.

It's already been remade. And Joseph Smith's version is kino.

Sure, A-a... Ryan.

Here's your slave for the weekend.

Give me her name

>leather high waisted pants

Whose dad am I this time?

Let's not take it so literal this time.

Have Jesus be asian, have Abraham be asian as well.

As long as they get the message.

What? Is Swift gonna get a cameo in Mel's new flick, The Resurrection?

In fact, someone call Stephen Chow.

Why isn't Stephen Chow the go to director for everything?

her name is worst emma

She was obviously making a retarded face at the photographers.

Her half-A tits weren't, though.

I kek'd.

S k e l e t a l

you seem to have posted a picture of second best emma

>ans the serpent said unto the woman "hi, I am snek.You are snek too? Let's be sneks together and bite and slither."

Can anyone do me a solid and get me a high res picture of the nude TayTay model from that Kanye video art show?

All Hail The God Empress, Breaker of Threads, Mother of Memes, The Fortune of Sup Forums, the one, the only, TayTay

>As long as they get the message.

What "message". I honestly believe the real Abraham would find you absolutely disgusting to be around.

>praying to snek

is taytay going to lead the white race to salvation?

This. What a wonderful time to be alive in.

I would hatefuck Taylor so hard

No.No she will not.

>Can't wait to see Hiddleston's face when "his" baby looks like Kanye.

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Where does the Qaran fit into this whole thing?

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She get new titties?

I would love her tenderly

>tfw no taylor gf

These thread always go the same way for me :(

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Which was her greatest contribution to cinema, Sup Forums?

Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) of course

i wish she would shit on my face, make me worship her body, and fuck me with a strap on and tell me how many women she's dominated and humiliated

I liked her run on CSI

is she playing the snake form Genesis or the Babylon whore?

cast my waifu, keep in mind bullying is NOT ALLWOED

I feel like this is the natural progression of things. Maybe not now, but in 10 years.

this t b h

I want this chick to fist Taylor's ass while I jizz in her boobjob scars

This!

uhhhh thats lewd, would her fist even fit??

>those arms will never jerk you off

oh goddddd

>tfwywn cuck this guy with his taylor gf

I would, but I don't know anything about the bible

>It's an Sup Forums tries to force disgusting shit on Sup Forums episode
Just when the High Test Meme is almost dead you come along.

It would be extremely painful.

Where can BB-8 play into all of this?

High test is going strong, ltbm.

please post the ones with all the quotes about cyber security and shit

Fuck off retard.

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Delete this. This is too far.

1. its pronounced /spuh/
2. I'm not trying to forcing anything

how look at these medals

top kek

>"waah Kanye said that we might have sex in one of my songs without me approving it!"
>"i've been attacked by this misogynist pig!"
>recording is released showing her approving it and even promising to tell people that she was ok with it after it came out

Why do anons worship this lying snake?

The thing is, that approval was obviously under duress. Blacks are scary.

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>he likes women for their personality

Son, I'm here because I wanna fuck that tight-ass hollywood pop star lookin vajayjay and slam her puss into next week
Her personality I just ignore

The approval was for the line about them having sex, the controversy was that he called her a bitch and that was not approved. Stop letting nigger generated memes guide your opinions.

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I think he is referring to the crucifix that she symbolizes in the photo

SPACE JAMMED

>wanting a coalburning gf

dlete

>she approves the "had sex" line
>she literally says the words "made her famous"
>"There's not like one that hurts my feelings and one that doesn't"
>throws a fit over the word "bitch"

WHORE
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>under duress

They were on the phone and she's like half a foot taller than he is. What was he going to do, choke her with his mind Darth Vader style?

She is not a coalburner. Some fucking rapist ape with gangster associations and media pull asks if he can use your name in a song, and you're supposed to say no? You must be one of those people who says rape victims should fight harder. Taylor is our Boadicea , but there's such a thing as strategy, dealing one-on-one with a prestigious dindu, in the era of the dindu. See what happens after the election.

>rapist
>gangster associations

lol, Kanye West is a middle class manlet who went to art school

He's an aggresive black male with media pull and a posse of aggressive black males, and he can cry racism. You think if you refused to give Kanye what he wanted by phone, that'd be the last you heard?

Not one of those things you listed are true

you're a fucking retard just stop posting even if it is ironic

I was thinking of the family he married into, OJ's pals.

Kanye is aggressive. Kanye is black. Kayne is a man. Kanye has media pull. Kanye is perfectly willing to play the race card, and made his mainstream name doing so on national television. She was intimidated, and discretion is the better part of valor.

>aggressive black male
Idk, he seems pretty mellow.

>with media pull

The media hates him though, remember what happened the last time he publicly disrespected Taylor Swift?

.....the Armenian family?

Yeah, they're scumfucks. Look what their mentality did to Bruce Jenner.

nope, still all wrong

try again buddy

You think that psychotic is mellow? You must have grown up in a war zone.

The public hate him, outside of his own constituency and the useful idiot whites who pretend it's culture, but the media is gameable.

He claims that he always had mental issues as far as gender is concerned. But what are you suggesting? That a Kardashian would marry Taylor Swift, have sex with her for decades, and then by the end of it she would suddenly decide that she was a man?

All correct. Wait and see what level of pressure that piece of shit can exert in the coming era. Daddy's bringing a lively terror to the little Napoleon Harambes.

>You think that psychotic is mellow

He doesn't come across as psychotic at all. Insecure, arrogant, but not psychotic.

>the media

The media fucking loves Swift, she's the Great White Hope of music.

I'm not even reading what you're saying anymore you type like a buzzword dictionary you're a fucking embarrassment

I'm saying when they were raised to consort with killers, and can turn an alpha male into a Nivea-faced mowess, it's not gangbangers hired to be his friends that are the diverse musician's biggest thug assets.