BANIA?

BANIA?

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SOUP ISN'T A MEAL

WHATS THE POINT OF SHOOTING A MAN, BEFORE FEEDING HIM AIRLINE FOOD

NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS ROUND BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE BOWL

It would be extremely filling.

You're a hungry guy.

DR SEINFELD I'M ARMANI SUIT

This episode is really bizarre. Why does Bania want to hang out with Seinfeld so much? Why does he keep "saving the meal"? He fucking gave him an Armani suit for Gods sake.

Also, the British guy is how I imagine all British guys to be.

WHATS THE DEAL WITH BIG GUYS ANYWAY?

>Also, the British guy is how I imagine all British guys to be.
british guy here. can confirm this as true

Who was in the right here?

Jerry of course.

If I take away the gold, will you die?

Bania reminds me of my faggot high school band teacher Mr Smith

You can't "bank" a meal. What they gloss over (and lose in the whole 'show about nothing' conceit) is Seinfeld is a show about how a comic comes up with material, and workshops it with his friends.

Socially, George represents Jerry's constant lunch date friends (Larry Miller, Mario Jointer, Larry David) where he would try out 'bits.' Bania is trying to 'muscle' into being Jerry's friend so he can take advantage of his somewhat valuable time (it's how Jerry makes his living, and listening to him and Leno talk, he's very much up his ass about the 'art' of crafting a good joke).

Jerry, no one told Bania to just order soup and literally only asked for Jerry to buy him dinner, he didn't specify that it had to be a certain type of dish

yeah, me too

It would be extremely jewish

I don't think Jerry tries out bits on his friends at lunch.

Do you agree with George in taking his shirt off in the bathroom? No encumbrances?

Dont worry, no soup for them

I've tried it a few times at work if I'm not in a hurry. It feels a little better, but not necessarily worth the effort.

>I always take my shirt of in the bathroom
>It's only in this one episode

Dr. Van Nostrand, I'm USPS

If it's a really hearty soup - one that is cream-based and has meat and vegetables in it, then it is a meal, especially if its in a bread bowl.

Reminder that George did literally nothing wrong here.

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I've taken shits fully nude before, it's very liberating

Love the Drake?
Hate the Drake?

>youre a big guy
>im huge, jerry

Drake was a cuck.

Fuck the Drake. George was right.

Tell me about bane. What's the deal with his mask?

got to luuuuv the drake

Jerry was right

Bania was the one that asked Jerry to take him to the restaurant. That counts as Bania calling in his favor.

If Jerry had invited Bania out and then Bania decided he only wanted a salad at the time, then Jerry would be wrong.

For jew

Why did Elaine love the Drake?

You've got to love the Drake.

It was a faux-pas at worst, but as long as he ate the un-eaten side, there was nothing wrong with the eclair.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE

kek

>I FUCKING HATE THOSE GOD DAMN NIGGERS JERRY
damn how could i forget that

the eclair isn'tthe issue. as a guest you don't get to decide that something is no longer garbage and remove it from the trash.

What if you volunteer to take their trash to the curb on your way out and then eat it ouside?

that would be fine. you give up ownership of trash once it's brought to the curb. that's why cops can search it without a warrant.

this is also why Jerry wasn't wrong when he took that old guys records.

I've been rewatching Seinfeld this week

>"You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"

probably my favourite Seinfeld line desu

If you're not seen then it's not a problem either way as far as I'm concerned. The problem is getting caught and getting caught eating from the trash outside by the curb is worse than being caught eating from the kitchen trash.

Really startin' to dislike the Drake!

Soup is a meal
HOWEVER
Jerry was in the right because bania arranged everything about that dinner

It was above the rim!

But it wasn't. It was a few inches below.

Still did nothing wrong, though.

Jerry. It's like arguing Rachel was right if you pick Bania

I'm taking a fully nude shit right now.

Great for the biceps

...

That line is so perfectly worded. The cold, strict wordage at the beginning, to the overtly crass punchline.

Pottery

I tried watching Curb Your Enthusiasm after a full rewatch of Seinfeld and holy fuck I won't be able to stand nine seasons of a neurotic bald jew fuck being twitchy and yelling at the canera gor stupid reasons.
What show shall I get on?

Jerry was right and Rachel was right

>likes Seinfeld
>hates show with the same kind of humor with the showrunner of seinfeld

Seinfeld at least has a cast of characters running around being dumb and different from one another. From what I see in Curb there's only one jew.

Maybe try watching more than one episode. There's a cast of characters.

>same kind of humor

The only similarity is larry david. Curb is nowhere within miles of seinfeld.

Sheesh. I am just going to watch the episodes with Seinfeld characters then

>From what I see in Curb there's only one jew.

Take off the goy glasses. 90% of the show is jewish people

Only Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld were Jews. Julia had a paternal grandfather who was Jewish, but in their eyes, that makes her a goy. And good ol' Michael Richards is as gentile as they come.