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howling at cunts who think if the EU collapsed there would be the possibility of some kind of european war again. utter melts

GASS ALL TAIGS AND KRAUTS

plymouth is

what makes you so sure it won't.

started saying cheers instead of thank you when I realised I sounded super autistic

really want the UK to invade and conquer spain

VERY good post

abhorrent post i wouldn't blow my nose with

Nukes and modern society. The population would never buy conscription, too self concerned

*struggles to know what howl means

>Spurs
Hate how arrogant Pochettino has become despite winning fuck all. Argie prick.

That is me and my bf

poortherner

you could tell it was an emu cause ostrichs are much bigger

south

northerners say stupid shit like ta

Might start visiting dominatrices and pay absurd amounts of money just to explore that part of my sexuality.

Its the sound a wolf makes or the name of the dad in malcolm in the middle

NATO

who are you quoting?

the gf

Told my dad I'm gay and he hasn't replied yet.

Said thanks to a bus driver here the other day out of habit when getting off. He looked at me like I just murdered his dog.

crying

*forces your head*

phimosis crew represent

Doing a seize

Combat sports purify the soul

post the pic

you know the one

me when I have a bit of beak

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Reminder Corbyn is going to cause so much fracture within the Labour party Chukka splits off with a bunch of people and forms his own with unionists trying to mimic the style of old Labour to get the Working Class vote but ultimately failing.

Reminder we're going to get a Conservative-SNP coalition as a way for May to keep her friends close and enemies closer type sort of scenario with the SNP so she will deny them the independence vote.

...

i am your og and will be respected as such

>beak
poortherners need to LEAVE

Couldn't deal with that kind of autism, HOWEVER, the other day a pensioner had a long conversation with the bus driver as she was getting off and it held me up so hmm

Get a circ already you fucking melon

Reminder Corbyn has phimosis

*just realises britishmen make wolf noise so off-un*

see this once a year in london

not saying anything is the final brain

You're an idiot. Play a record.

March called, they want their meme back

Strong smell of rancid meat, specifically chicken. No idea where it's coming from. I wonder if it's a dead pigeon in the roof cavity. I know they nest up there.

hot

tipped the checkout girl at tesco 10% of my shopping bill

Race is a social construct

did it with the gf

i only liked footworship and her giving me forecful prostate stimulation. the roleplaying as a school bully was novel to begin with

just did a poo

Ive done this and gotten a blowie joey

Off to bed now. See you at about 3am.

>he pronounces often as often instead of often

howling didn't know this this general was populated by runts

>French men

business idea: do an MSc in Computer Science focussing on machine learning then make a killing in finance

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benders beware

forces my head? what?

*rejects low quality meal*

me out with the dog earlier

fuck off

want to do CS but I think I'd fail

why do you think that? it has a bit of a reputation as being an easy STEM subject, you'd probably be fine x

>h-his nose is a bit bigger
>h-hhaha l-lefties btfo

die

Tell your mum to close her legs lol

need my willy sucked asap

benders behave

le sarcasm xd

are you saying there's no such thing as race?
your pic related shows there are differences between breeds. or are you suggesting that breeds don't exist?

>march for science

the black pill did a number on him

:)

Good one.

need a gf
need a circumcised black willy in that gf

I carry around a legally binding sexual consent form for my lovers to sign pre-coitus

*reaches for a pen*

the gee eff

-is

it's april mate

>implying that won't be viewed as proof that the rape was premeditated

What happened to that leaf DJ

What was his name?

Dj vang

are you of dane heritage?

Was your gf also domme or were you both subs?

deadmau5? probably still being edgy

Ah yes

Going to write him in for this year's DJ Mag Top 100

can't help but feel sorry for corbyn
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this kind of passion will die in him when the inevitable happens

whats with Ashkenazi/Burger Jews from right across Eastern Europe all having German names even when they're from shitholes as far away from Germany as Russia/The Balkans/The Caucuses?

do the Iberian ones have German names too?

Walked around Soho earlier, feel like I need a wash now.

ah yes

german names

sure

It's nova scotia, the cringy mug who posts dnb all the time

he said he's going to stay on even if he loses lol

Business idea: convince drug organizations to pay me large sums of money to not get involved in their business

sound pretty German to me m8. thats why I'm asking

she'd domme me

i know i'm just making a dumb joke

hes alright

He should. Don't know where this meme of 'one general election and you're out' comes from.

Was drinking a beer by myself but then I knocked it over so now I'm not drinking a beer by myself.

need a japanese girl to lick my bumhole

But he's the wrong leader for Labour and this election will prove it

Becoming increasingly radicalised by reality lads.

what are you referencing? trump?

where