Why do you guys go to Sup Forums? i thought chads go to instagram or snapchat or some other popular normie shit

why do you guys go to Sup Forums? i thought chads go to instagram or snapchat or some other popular normie shit

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But I'm not a Chad

but only chads like sports

I've only kissed a girl once and it was involuntary

Chads pretend to like sports because it's an excuse to talk and drink. The pepole here autisticly like sports.

This. Your average Chad just bandwagons off of whatever team is good. "Yeah bro I love the Pats bro, Tom Brady."

Sup Forumsers are those fat ugly guys you see at an actual game or in commercials.

>Your average Chad just bandwagons off of whatever team is good.
but whats the point of supporting a team thats not good? the whole point of watching sports is to be entertained, and theres nothing entertaining in constantly losing

I go there too pendejo

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of normies now

To much work, I'd rather one stop shop here. More time for fuckin' sloots.

Same reason people don't just play video games on easy all the time.
Struggle makes success that much more sweet.

How do you do it?

I use those too

I've been on Sup Forums since like 2005 or 2006, it just feels right, even though I dont really fit in with the average posters anymore

Smile that smile, shoot them the pretty eyes & magically say hi.

They usually do all the rest.

This board is for elite sp/a/rtans

>girls do the rest
>girls doing any work at all

How do I know you are ugly?

To harsh, maybe you aren't ugly.. just not attractive.

Hot Tip: Start with the ugly fat girls with relatively hot friends. Bang them to kingdom cum & wade through the pussy.

oh dont worry i am

but please, dont act like girls do any work at all when it comes to sex/relationships. you have to do everything

Sorry, pal.

Girls are pretty nice. Maybe adjust your attitude. If anything.

>implying Chads are normies

>Sup Forums
>chads

No that is wrong.

Look man, maybe you experience different because you're handsome or something.

But it's a well known fact that guys have to do all the work when it comes to any kind of relationship or romantic stuff with girls.

You gotta ask the girl out, hold up the conversation, and do everything. Please don't act like they do anything more than is required of them (i.e. their looks and having a vagina)

Sup Forums is the guy who calls into spoets radio and talks about meme stats for a baseball playet from 100 years ago and analyzes every player. Like Rainman

People are people, brother. Whoever burned you on women is a fucking shit.

It's not hard. So you may be ugly, stop punching above your weight. I see it with friends of your ilk all the time.

>You are 5/10 at best
>Fall in love with a solid seven
>Somehow you make it work
>She constantly gets hit on
>you take this as an affront & punish her for it
>She cheats on you


You are a featherweight looking for a counterweight belt. You can't have it. Deal & adjust accordingly.

I've mostly known women who put as much if not more effort than I do into relationships. They get gifts, plan trips, are emotionally supportive etc. Maybe you'd do better if you didn't assume that women only have looks and vaginas.

Women aren't people.

When you've fucked enough of them (and they inevitably try to take you for a ride each time), you'll realise this too.

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Not going to say there aren'y megacunts, but man.. I've been in more relationships where I was the shitheal to even count.

Then you've never reached that point where your relationship develops and she subtly tries to take control of your life. Every. Fucking. Time.

See now, I love that aspect. As long as I get my Sundays for Brady & my Sup Forums time I welcome it.

I am an empty void.

To each his own mate.
I hate it.

That and my belligerent alcoholism.

I'm not that guy, but I've dated five women for 2+ years each time, and this has never happened to me. Maybe you're a shitty person and attract shitty people. Just a thought.

I like this answer

>Your average Chad just bandwagons off of whatever team is good. "Yeah bro I love the Pats bro, Tom Brady."

I'm too drunk/lazy right now to disprove this "argument" comprehensively, but I'm from Mass. and rest assured that the chads there have been all in on the Pats since they learned that the NFL exists.

[spoiler]I'm one of them[/spoiler]

I feel bad that Michael in your chemistry class is taller and better looking and is also a faggot who bandwagoned the Pats, I've met many squids like him and rest assured any actual Patriots fan thinks they are a faggot also

Are you guys legitimately going to sit here and act like men aren't required to do all the heavy lifting in a relationship? are you trying to act like the girl was the one who asked you out, the girl was the one who would initiate activities, that the girl wasnt playing games emotionally with you, that you felt sad after a breakup and she was onto another guy very quickly?

I mean jesus christ am i being reverse trolled here

get out

Sure. I've had women ask me out (though I think this is irrelevant, given that it's like a 5-second ordeal), though that's less common than me asking them out. The vast majority of the women I've dated did initiate at least half the activities and played no emotional games while being emotionally supportive. I have no idea if they moved on to other guys quickly after the breakup.

I don't know why it's surprising to you that people would have different experiences from you.

I don't mind it. It's written in the code. It's almost weird/off putting when a girl throws herself at you.

That said, if you have kids & I don't... I'm the woman now.

>and played no emotional games while being emotionally supportive.

now i know you're lying

>I support my hometown team despite the fact that none of the players even come from there

Hijacking this

If evens I wank
If odds I sleep

what is the brazilian term for chad?

>D'ubs

Post bannable offenses or rare Pepe/Bradys

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who said anything about a hometown team you dumb bong?

>Luscious Lopez
PATRICIAN DETECTED
I hope you know about Olivia O'Lovely.

>Olivia O'Lovely
Wonky tits desu

shut the actual fuck up you typical shit for brains pats fan

i can already tell you take the patriots accomplishments as your own personal accomplishments, please kys

some people come here to actually talk sports. plus the site makes me have a giggle sometimes. Sup Forums is probably the least filtered place on the internet right now. it's gotten a tighter with filters, but fundamentally it's still the same. oldfags get older and resent newfags, saying Sup Forums is worse now, but in reality, it's just a new gen coming in. the magic of growing up is dying off, and we're becoming bitter assholes.

I had fun with your mother last night. She's too hungry. Bitch wants the streets. Your father lead her to this with his inability to pleasure a woman.

this is so fucking accurate to describing my life

butterfaced big ass latinas are my fetish.
nena linda is my favorite pornstar for obvious reasons.

Luscious Lopez never made the big time due to I don't know what, but it wasn't her face.

I got a really toothy blowjob last night and my dick hurts

Im on snapchat right now about to hit the bars and clubs homie

1. Do you have a Charlie connect?

2. Do you have a Oxy connect?

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stay mad my man

It's also a well known fact that gay relationships are superior in every possible way. Get good

These tbqh

t. College student

Chads actually don't like sports. They just occasionally talk about players who were relevant two years ago.

I think I can speak to this. As a Falcons fan, this year has been something incredibly special. This team shouldn't have won more than 7-8 games, but goddammit they're going to the Super Bowl. A team that is playing in the Owl every third year doesn't evoke such emotion.

Faggot

You are dating the wrong girls bro.

Women, just like men, vary in quality, from damn good human being to lazy piece of shit. You are dating a lot of the latter. Maybe because they're attractive, we've all fallen for that trap, don't feel bad.

But don't blame ALL women because some of them are shitty.

It works in reverse too. I know a very successful pretty girl who is dating an unemployed loser who gets high and plays "competitive X Box" all day. Sometimes guys are pieces of shit and mooch off of women.

Find you a girl who wants to be your partner. Not a girl who wants to be your daughter.

The reason you don't like women is because you're a bunch of homosexual gay faggot cucks. Me, personally, I love women. Fucking faggots kys

All of those things have happened to me multiple times. Jesus, dude.

Women are GOAT. You're just a faggot

Chadinho

Faggot

If you hate women, you need to leave Sup Forums. Maybe give Reddit a try

t. Reddit's owner

Learn to respect yourself then maybe you'll learn to respect women

Reddit is for faggot cucks who hate women.

You need to go back

You're also a massive faggot

Faggot

You're also a homosexual

stop posting before I show you what this faggots dick can do

I'm just saying if you hate women, that makes you a homosexual. Don't get upset at facts

>all these Canadian cucks in this thread

Go watch a refuge fuck your women you sad sacks of shit

No one likes refugees. All I'm saying is that women are not the enemy

Doing the heavy lifting is your biological imperative you disgrace.
Are you a man or a fucking mouse?
Taking control and being in charge is a masculine characteristic, and a sign of a strong mate.
You wouldn't date an ugly girl, why should girls date useless men?

kys weeb fuck

If men raise the standards they set for themselves, women will follow

THAT FUCK IS THIS SHIT

I ONLY COME HERE BLACK OUT DRUNK AND DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH TOM CHEATRIOT

I WOULD SERIOUSLY BULLY THE FUUUUUCK OUT OF EVERY FUCKING NERD IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER CHRIST

yeah theres a difference between "taking control" and being a fucking cuck who lets the women use them for everything

no, i can guarantee that you havent had "multiple times" where a girl (and given you post here, she was probably a teenager or early 20s) has done all the work in a relatiosnhip

Lay off the sauce, switch to Coca-cola

Because having thousands of NFL gambling spreadsheets is pure autism.

I'M SWITCHING TO TV

I've had multiple girls ask me out and initiate all the activities, which is exactly what you've said. Believe it or not, women are normal people just like we are.

*Coca-Cola

>people iTT saying how there are plenty of girls who do all the work

>go on tinder
>guy has to carefully formulate a profile with the correct pictures, in the correct order, doing the right things with the right people, a witty bio, has to message the girl first, be witty and funny, basically carry the conversation, ask her out, tell her where, do everything
>girl is required to literally just exist and be a girl and she has success. doesnt have to have shit on her profile, can respond with a few words at a time, and she'll have guys falling over themselves to get with her

Must be nice being handsome then

Fuck tinder. There's your problem right there. Go outside

I literally and unironically have a entire database sitting on a dedicated hard drive on my computer so I can analyse the results of amateur cricket games and identify future talent before anyone else does

Set reasonable expectations

Not particularly. I'm not hideous, but maybe I fit some sort of niche. As I'm trying to say, women are not so different from you. It would probably help if you didn't hate them.