ITT: Dubs decides what I say
ITT: Dubs decides what I say
Spread your hairy asshole and let me cum all in it you stupid cunt. REEEEEEEEEE
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I need your thicc Mormon cock in me daddy
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I got kind of drunk and urinated in a water bottle last night. I woke up this morning and forgot. I thought it was Mountain Dew and drank a big gulp of it before I realized. Do you think I should call poison control center?
Do you want to see me shove a sharpie up my ass?
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hey I don't know how to say this but I found cheese in my underwear and I think it's yours
Send her this and caption it
"This is my fantasy, can you be my mommy >\\\\\
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Sorry but can you tell me what email do you see when you click my profile? My skype is kinda buggy
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Fuck me daddy i need your big throbbing cock
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dubs dubs dubs dubs
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Winrar
Send this
he thinks its serious
Oh my god
Niggers are a cancer to society. We need another Hitler to take them out.
"cool thanks for the advice. Can I fuck you in the asshole?"
Have you ever drank your own urine? You sound experienced.
Huzzah, my faithful acquaintance. I will never forget this duty you have done to me.
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Hey while we're sharing. Do you think I have a good dick bro? [Attach dick pic]
also I blacked out and don't remember anything but my asshole kinda burns
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Rerolloroney
>WTF???
Why watches at 0$ ?
It's probably a bot, you know.
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waiting for a reply
shut the fuck up that's totally not a scam
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I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.
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I want you to meet my fiancee
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rolly nolly
Sorry I thought you were a trap.
I voted for Trump
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Kek
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Send this
she's becoming self aware
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>he
>she
Hmmm looks like op cant get his story straight lol!
Its a he, second one was a typo
It's never to early yo get drunk then add the drunk and beer emoji a bunch
I'm not drunk I'm just depressed
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sometimes I drink my own genital fluids but I know that doesn't hurt our health because they do that all the time in porn videos, but I got scared with urine because I guess it was the first time lol anyway thanks
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I wanna suck your cock
Just shut up and send your nudes already.
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Neat
Yes!!!
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Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik
Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?
Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu
Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru
Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip
Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin
me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway
mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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*buys gcso*
me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss
mom: too bed u pley it
me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese
Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo
Calve: i forgot to add Chink.
me: tru im a chink boi
Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer
the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
Yefer I dropped the TV remote a few steps from my couch and asked my dad to pick it up, as he bent over and his huge pulpy ass graced my vision..huzzah! Ballsack exploded.
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Yesterday*
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THIS IS STILL WINRAR
op gonna deliver on this?
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Ya i am send them
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I'm not joking, show me your cunt
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