How to get a gf

How to get a gf

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STEP ONE: Get the fuck off Sup Forums and try speaking to an actual human female for once in your sad lives, you socially-stunted teenage autists.

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I talk to women alot and have little to no anxiety when talking with Them.
However its fucking hard for me to get flirty. I dont want to be received as a creep and so i overthink alot.
Do your have any good tips for flirting?

>don't be ugly
>don't be poor
>don't be an autist

Or pick one:

>be in a band
>be rich
>be handsome
>be a rapist
>don't be picky

To get a hamplanet like that, place a string of burgers from McDonalds to your lair.

you answered your own question
don't overthink it

but i don't want to mate with normalfags

>be a rapist
He said he wanted a girlfriend, not sex in particular.

don't, they fucking suck.

>How to get a gf
dress in drag and jack yourself off?

Easier said than done.
Guess practise is also a big part of it.

Join clubs/local groups that reflect your passion. You really like boardgames or D&D? Check out your local boardgame store. Really like skateboarding? Practice at the park. Make friends and talk to people, there's bound to be at least a few girls your encounter and having a common interest will make it much easier to get a relationship.

Don't have a hobby you're really into? Find one

Don't flirt. If you can talk to them and they talk to you, why not simply ask if she'd like to go to a movie or for a drink with you, as you both seem to get on so well

>not knowing that stockholm syndrome exists

Step one: Leave your Moms basement and socialize.

Step two: Have good hygiene. Shower daily, brush your teeth regularly, wear clean clothes.

Step three: Have a job. If you are not in school, it better be full time. Doesn't matter what it is at first, just be employed.

Step four: Have a car. Not your parents car. Not the bus - unless you live in a large city with a damn good public transportation system. Not a bicycle. An actual car you own yourself. Year, make, and model don't matter as long as you can drive to her, pick her up, and take her places.

Step five: Talk to girls. Really talk to them to get to know them, not just to try and get in their pants. If you are interested, let them know from the start, but don't be pushy. She can't read your mind, and if you don't let her know you are interested, she won't know.

Step six: Take her out on a date, using your car and the money earned from your job. Go somewhere both of you can enjoy. You'll know where since you actually talked to her, listened to her, and paid attention.

Step seven: Kiss her. Just fucking do it. Don't dive into her mouth head first, but kiss her on the lips. Don't apologize for it, don't make a huge deal about it, just do it and go on with the date.

Step eight: take her home, thank her for a great evening, and tell her you'll call her tomorrow.

Step nine: Repeat 6, 7, and 8 a couple of times to see if you are both into each other. If you are, congratulations. You have a girlfriend.

>Year, make, and model don't matter as long as you can drive to her, pick her up, and take her places.

Obvious permavirgin is obvious.

Keep thinking that your value and worth to women is in the car you drive.

Have fun with the shallow, materialistic girls that only care about status symbols and how much you can spend on them.

How's that outlook working out for you? You drowning in pussy yet? Happy with life?

Some more tips.

Women look for two things generally: A provider and someone that can get them out of their head and have fun with. Provider doesn't have to mean money and status symbols. It also means support, encouragement, someone that can provide stability in their lives, make them feel wanted as a person, and make them feel safe.

If you go after only the hot ones that like the flash, but have no other connection with, your life is going to suck.

Have interests and hobbies, but not obsessions that rule your life. If all you can talk about is anime porn and memes, you are a chick repellent.

money

If you go on a date and you're having fun but not that into her, let her know at the end, but be nice and keep in touch. She will introduce you to her friends if you are not a sleazy prick.

Get fucked you salty cunt, I have and always will consider cars as status symbols that I don't need.

My point is that if you think women aren't swayed by this you're fucking retarded, driving around in some shit wagon that's seen 10+ owners and not much care is akin to walking around unshaven and dishevelled, they'll get embarrassed by you.

Good, no but I can swim in it whenever I feel, yes.

Learn how to fuck and eat pussy. She should cum at least twice for every time you do, especially the first couple of times you are together. Most guys can't fuck to save their lives, they're only after a quick nut. Take care of her, and you will have the biggest freak in the sheets you could ask for.

this. def. this and also:

quit looking at porn for your only sexual release
Work out.
read at night occasionally instead of PC or TV
interact with women as often as you can. any women
Learn how to dress
don't smoke pot until you get your confidence up
Make friends with a girl, even an ugly one, and get her to help you.
Be a better man. Be a real man. The rest will come.

Tell you what, I'll take a girl out in my 17 year old daily driver. You show up in a Ferrari and try to get her to leave with you.

You are right in that driving a total shitbox makes things harder, but you added a whole bunch of stuff in there that I didn't say. I said year, make, and model don't matter. I didn't say that having a beat to shit hoopty that has parts falling off of it and trash mounded up to the seats wouldn't matter.

Take care of your ride, even if it's a $500 beater. Keep it clean and reliable.

I thought that would be kind of obvious, but since I made sure to point out personal hygiene I should have put in taking care of your stuff, especially your car.

Become an authority figure in your workplace and impregnate an employee. Worked for me

Steep 1: git sweg

Steep 2: buy my a bigmek

Steep 3:???
Fagit

if you want a gf like the one in the photo you simply grab your harpoon and sail out to sea

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Fucking this. Im no expert. But unless your chad with Ax body spray and a lot of swag, stick to finding a date based off mutal interests. Hell, even tinder, just be straight foward about your interest into video games. If she stops talking to you, dont be a bitch and think shes a cunt, but use it to reflect and grow as a person. - Just dropping the verses from above, preach up

This depends what girl your trying to date. This poster finds confidence in his big cars, and big $$$. Some people find confidence in chilling and playing video games. Literally whatever your into, if your confident about it, theres a girl whos into it too

Yep yep.

Pretty solid advice right here.

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>Don't even slightly listen to this troll's "advice" (not that you can count on anyone around here w/out first using a common sense filter).

Having an edge is helpful, but do you think everyone in the history of having a GF had these qualities? Ever come across the ugliest couple you've ever seen and thought, "well, THEY found each other.."? I just say cause the question wasn't "how to score Ariel Winter."

Last bit of advice. Im drunk rn. There is literally no criteria for finding a woman. Literally all she is looking for is someone who is confident about himself. Like be confident about being a nerd, be confident about having a big car, be confident about cosplaying. Literally anything in the fucking world, just be confident and comfortable doing it.

>year, make and model don't matter

Turn up in pic related, even if its in good condition I assure you it will make you're life harder, the fact of the matter is 99% of women will judge you subconsciously, if you're not smart enough to realise this then I feel bad for you.

Lets say you're in a new relationship and out of the blue your long lost twin brother turns up in an Armani suit and a chauffeur driven car, exact same personality and looks wise just got a bigger bank account. If you were to assume that

>she loves meh, she would never do that to meh, not her, not with my twin brother, she's not superficial that way.

you're deluded and have a lot to learn, which is why you dishing out advice on a Taiwanese knitting board.

>pic related

Stop watching porn.

>take her home, thank her for a great evening, and tell her you'll call her tomorrow
This is good, except for the call tomorrow. You need to maintain an aura of mystery and set yourself apart. EVERY guy she goes out with says this bullshit, and he follows through and hits her up. It's predictable, there's no fun in that, she doesn't get to chase you like she wants on an unconscious level. Never let her know when you're going to call or text.

Stick to once a week for the first 2, 3 dates. After that, she'll start hitting you up and putting herself into your atmosphere because she'll be thirsting for your presence. She'll be coming after you instead of you chasing after her like 99% of guys do.

No.

>don't be ugly
OR
>be handsome

>don't be poor
OR
>be rich

>don't be an autist
OR
>recognize this guy IS an autist

Having fun is pretty much an unknown concept to me. How do you guys do it?

normalfags and above are the only ones who mate, mate

You guys are missing the point, but I'll play along.

I'm a gear head, I love cars, always have, always will.

I don't rely on them to get a woman's attention though. It is fun when it happens and it is certainly an ice breaker, but if she thinks she is too good to be seen with me in my clean, well maintained, dead reliable daily driver, then she sure as fuck isn't going to be with me when I take my toys out.

Now, I would never personally own a Robin. They are death traps, ugly, and I imagine uncomfortable as hell to be in. If I did, I would have a sense of humor about though, and I sure as fuck wouldn't let it stand in the way of me approaching any woman.

The point about the twin is kind of relevant, but again, if she doesn't want to be seen with me when I'm in jeans and a Tshirt, she sure as fuck isn't going to be by my side when I'm going out in my suits looking sharp.

The point is, if you do not have a way to get to her, or take her out for some fun, you are dead in the water. A Reliant Robin is better than nothing, and a damn sight better than sitting at home yanking your dick fantasizing about maybe getting a date some day.

You have fun.

Any other questions?

DAAAAHNALD

Did this, got my heart broken. What now?

Scrape yourself back together and do it again.

I'm down with this guy's advice (drinking as well, ha ha). But I would also add impartiality. I have grabbed a girl's interest many a time by being confident, saying up to [sometimes] the most ridiculously flirty things just to point out my interest in them, and then instead of waiting for their reaction (which I think is a common mistake, being that it puts them on the spot and makes them uncomfortable), I'll switch subjects to something neutral and essentially ignore what I just said because "it was just joking around and I didn't think it mattered." Usually she'll subconsciously appreciate the easy out about not having to come up with any response, but now you've got the seed planted in her head and it will not be awkward going forward when you get the opportunity to move on her (if you do), because you've already excluded the potential for the inadvertent friend zone. Even if you DO wind up in that zone just because she isn't interested for whatever reason, it won't be awkward, even funny possibly, and if you really didn't want to be just friends even that's understandable.

Not like I've written any books or given any seminars or anything, so I don't know how much that works for anyone else, but I believe the bottom line is confidence, and impartiality for the assist. Her vibes should guide you how to steer once this has begun.

...How to KEEP her later is a whole different thread.

Some actual, useful advice on Sup Forums.

This place really has gone to shit.

What posts contain the actual, useful advice? Just got here

Just remember... fat girls dont count as girlfriends. Theyre so desperate they will take even a dumfuck like you

These:

Fuck her right in the pussy!

>HAHAHA
>Profited

I have no problem talking to girls they just aren't interested. I have a job but I'm ugly af and I'm not very interesting. I also have no irl friends so I never get to meet anyone via friends of friends. Any tips.

Get friends. Learn how to be interesting.

Think of it like building a character in a game. The object of the game is to get dates. If you don't know how to level up, observe those that are already there.

get a job where girls work. all them hours together will pay off. and don't set high standards. plow through a few fatties, maybe and ugly bitch or two before you find someone to be long term with.

The first 3 go together, or you can pick one, asshat. Just because you're not poor doesn't mean you're rich. Just because you're not ugly doesn't mean you're handsome. Calling people autist, but then realize you were only looking in a mirror.

Well this shitfuck can't be the same that posted ..else he'd know that's the typical kind of advice that's always been found around here

In one word: tynder

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you dont get girls
girls get you

OK, you really are hopeless. Let me know how wizardom is when you get there!

anyone here ever get one of these?

Get drunk in public places. Repeat till results.

Shit, my ego's blasted again. Now I'll never level up. Unless... help a Sup Forumsro out and tell me when your sarcasm began and/or ended? If it ever was I mean. I seriously can't tell, as you've observed.

Careful about fishing off the company pier. Now you're talkin about having to live in the bed you've made, even if it winds up needing the sheets to be cleaned.

Not sure if troll or not, but I'll play along.

What do the responses I listed have in common?

They are obviously bullshit.

Disregard them and read the others.

What do those responses have in common?

tfw ugly poor autist

why even live