Be on plane

>be on plane
>see this
What do?
If your answer is anything but "nothing", you're a R-A-C-I-S-T

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YELL "ALLAHU AKBAR"

nothing?

Have a informal discussion with the gentleman in Arabic, that ought to be enough.

Ask them to poo in loo not in the aisle.

but then nothing will happen to them, instead you will be jumped on by undercover air marshalls

I'd rather be dead than a racist!

but they aren't indian

Stand up put two rounds in his chest and start singing the national anthem

ALLAHU AKBAR, DEATH TO INFIDELS LONG LIVE SHARIA

whatchu going to do about it racist whiteboi

I would look in disgust if I saw a fucking man taking a selfie

I never understood this, why say God is Great when you are about to kill someone. Why not yell, Inshallah. It does mean, God wills it. Seems more fitting when you are about to kill someone, saying that god wills it. Islam really is a fucked up ideology.

There's nothing wrong with that pic. What the hell do you think we should do?

but you could break thru the cabin walls with those shots, he's right next to the window.
you end up crashing dis blane

they're sikhs so I don't worry about it

the Punjabi are Indian though

Acceptable answer.
like the white lady in the back row in the photo?

They're sikh.

I'm pretty sure that they are Sikhs.

Turbans are a pretty good sign that you have nothing to worry about.

That's acutely pretry funny the fear that whites have towards anyone Muslim or abarab looking is outstanding. No wonder Muslims are taking over Europoor the whites tremble before them.

im not white. im a poo.

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obviously keep your eye on them for any supicious behavior. like trying to light their shoes on fire, getting up toward the pilot's cabin at the same time. Learn from America, sandniggers are nothing to joke about.

It's because your people sometimes blow themselves up mohammad.

That is a Sikh you fucking retard, they never did anything wrong. Based Sikhs.

I might crack an air india joke and make sure they are laughing....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

be worried because more Canadians are killed by Sikh terrorism than Muslim terrorism

Call them bro tier

Sikh of your bullshit

>CTRL+F
>"sikh"
>3 matches
>"bro"
>Phrase not found

wow shit thread

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yeah but they dont poo on the streets, thats just the indians right?

Never take an eye off them.

i'd rather be a living racist then a dead liberal

I'd start yelling and throwing a fit until they escort me off the plane.

The rest of the idiots who didnt demand to get off can die together.

Why are you acting like racism is a bad thing, OP?

hmm, that might actually be a good strategy.
kudos.

The Sikhs that I've met here in the states are genuinely cool people. One of them goes to the same gym I do and he's a great guy. He keeps a short beard instead of a long one and doesn't wear a turban so he blends in perfectly.

I think it's mostly the Hindu's who are the street shitters. Every other Indian I've met seems to have this aura of odor to them. It also doesn't help that they always hang out in packs.

that's the look I give anyone taking a photo with me in it moments before I beat them over the head with mah dick.

is dat some vivaldi there?

>tfw that balding beta cuck is getting some and you aint

Those are bro-tier Sikhs, I'd ask to see their kirpans

I'm a Sikh and that doesn't mean you stupid white people should feel safe.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

Silly goyim, we Sikhs are no bro-tier.

no idea what that word means

I actually started carrying a high powered Maglite on planes for my carry-on for that very reason
So probably turn both of their faces to pulp if they tried anything
Otherwise I would hit on that qt redhead sitting next to the beta in the glasses

What I do every flight
>Attempt to sleep
>I can't
>Baby is crying
>Someone is kicking my seat in the worst possible synch so it's annoying, not relaxing
>look at the moor
>He smiles
>He give him puppy eyes and whsiper for him to anhero the plane
>He negates
>Go back to attempt to sleep

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Is that true what sikhs are peaceful and bro-tier?

They're fucking Hindus, fucking chill m80

I had a shitty flight from Sydney to LA, fucking single mum with a baby sat next to me and wouldn't stfu and let me sleep. I caught eye contact with this sand nigga, I nodded at him and motioned for a explosive vest, he shook his head and laughed.


I long for death but it doesn't want me yet.

They have a strict code.
ONLY BLOW UP PLANE.
WHEN FUN IS HAD.

Free snacks, no delays, cute attendants with VERY short miniskirts who flashes you and winks at you when you go ask her for a cup of milk?
Nigga you see a muslim you ded.

Sikhs are like the Jewish of Asia, friendly enough and not terroristic, but at the same time they'll come to your country and set up businesses, and undercut the locals while making fat shekels off of them.

Call him a sandnigger then start a fight on the plane, faggot.

>bomb indian plane
>kill canadians instead

Smart sikhs right there. Safe so long as you don't fly poo jets.

why do sikh are so moaning bitches?


man up

Nothing because I can tell that they are sikhs and that they are bros who hate muslims as much as I do

nice meme.

we have a city here called Surrey, it's about 30% sikh as of 2011 (so pushing 40 by now) and it's by far the most criminal part of the country.

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They are sikhs.

Nothing, I know these men are sikh and sikh's are bro as fuck. Muslims don't wear turbins.

>open door
>jump out

Sikhs in the West are subversive snakes that militantly support multiculturalism and diversity is our strength hogwash.

I'd say something in Punjabi to ask the motherfucker not to take my picture.

>be borderline autistic
>very good at recognising patterns
>this makes me a racist

>it's a "sikhs are brotier" episode in disguise

I'd rather be a dead racist than a living liberal

"Holy fuck, we are going to die."

Notice the turbans and come to the conclusion that I'm dealing with two sikh men who would rather kill a muslim than allow him to cause any harm to the passengers of the plane.

Reminder that in origin, sikhism was a hindu warrior cult, devoted to removing Kebab from India.

Reminder that they're the last warrior religion in the world.

Reminder that 9 times in 10 Sikhs are bros, and have a great service record, having been some of the fiercest colonial units to serve in the British Empire.

Get fucked baiter, and stop trying to turn our friends against us.

Come what may, Sikh's will be our friends not our enemeis, they have far more to lose should the sea of islam wash over the west than we do, being a tiny hated minority amongst other immigrants.

That doesn't look like a mudshit to me, looks like a sikh gains bro.

Get on plane. ssee those two guys. Breathe sigh of relief because I recognise that they're Sikhs, members of a religion that was started to fight Muslims. Know I have backup if shit goes down

stick my dick in your ass, coz op is a faggot

Because "God is great" is a shitty translation that doesn't carry the subtleties of what "Allahu Akbar" means. What is really means is "Allah is the greatest (god)" Basically a declaration of Islam's superiority compared to what Muslims would consider lesser (and false) religions.

to all the meme-ers

you know that not only sikhs wear turbans right?

punjabs wear turbans too

so do many muslims

Take his kirpan and say "You call that a knoife? This is a knoife"
And unsheath my foreskin and slash his back... Nothing personal

Inshallah isn't god wills it. It's "if god wills it." He'd just look like an uncertain terrorist.

Crash this plane.
Mit kein survivors

>tfw I've met these two dudes IRL

Guy on the bottom is Fateh Doe, he's a Sikh/Punjabi singer/rapper

Guy on the top is Noyz or something, Punjabi/Sikh rapper.

They're pretty cool dudes IRL, and trolled the fuck out that white chick

Kek, Sikhs are absolute bros and have quality humor