Why did he settle?

Why did he settle?

3" weiner

okay i'll bite,

what is wrong with her?

she is slightly better than average and he is a chad among men

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he's bald with hairplugs and overcomensates by exercising to the point of having a grotesque physique

Nothing according to normal people. Sup Forums has some weird standards when it comes to judging who is attractive and who isn't.

AAAAAARGH SHE LOOKS LIKE A PEELABLE CHEESE MASCOT SLICE

W-what's wrong with that?

She's some kind of nifty origami-faced spindly dreidl-head.

It's like her nose is a librarian's implement!

Quite literally who?

She's like a Toltec door-knocker!

I got a million of em

I don't understand any of these posts, it's like three separate anons had simultaneous strokes, or one user had three strokes, I really can't parse them.

>implying women don't dig this shit
anyways, the real problem is he has no personality. if you listen to his interviews this shows, he literally has people write everything for him.

Celebrities are supposed to be attractive that's why they make so much money.

Those are all me, as is , I'm just trying to do justice to the geometric bizarreness of Mrs. McHale's face.

i enjoyed his stern appearance desu

She has a slightly misaligned lower jaw and the camera caught her at a bad angle. Overall she's pretty with a nice body and intelligent eyes. I'd say she's out of his league rather than the other way around, to be frank with you my kinsman.

Is she a celebrity?

What about his wife's stern appearance, she looks like a Brutalist music venue iPhone cover!

Small Vagina to accommodate his equally small penis?

Who cares

You must be very into computed aided lathe-work. Seriously, what about her upper lip? And her jaw doesn't look misaligned to me as much as POINTY!

*computer aided

whats wrong with his bnody wtf

She's like a tribute to the cover art for Duran Duran's Rio fashioned out of sandwich containers.

She's like an early nineties prototype CGI molecule demonstration.

She's like a visiting pumpkinhead milk jar.

looksmatched Tbh

Trust me, I have over 20000 posts combined across sluthate and lookism

Dig what? He looks atrocious.

>horrible insertions like seriously some of the worst I've seen except for his above average pecs (due to shape, minus for chest gap)
>wide hips of peace
>narrow sloped shoulders
>extremely unbalanced physique
>literally no delts
Never understood why he was supposedly the "hot guy" on Community Tbh

She's like a novelty umbrella handle.

She's like an ivory tombola drum hatstand!

She's like a promotional schnaps rod-puppet heroine!

She's like a Vorticist bedside lamp tribute!

She's like a a one-eighth scale die-cast cow-catcher collectible!

She's like an anthropomorphic spelling advice primary textbook graphic!

he must just skip shoulder day

She's like a commemorative Concorde conversation piece!

>what is love

agreed.I like him as an actor but he is average by hollywood standards.

Plugs

What's he done other than Community?