How many women have you dated?

How many women have you dated?

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2, including my wife.

4

0

Somewhere between 40-50

Well I don't have a show named after me which functions as a vehicle for my own fanfiction.

So about 4.

KEK

uhh...... 6-7?

Elaine walks in

Elaine : You are not going to believe what happened to me at the doctors

office today .

Jerry : Not the gown again .

Elaine : No , no . I was looking at my chart and it said I was difficult . Why

would they write that ?

Jerry : They have gotten to know you .

Kramer leaves with Jerry's stereo

Elaine : Then the doctor writes more stuff down and doesn't even look at my

rash .

George : Why don't you find a doctor that doesn't know your difficult .

Elaine : Oh come on . I'm not difficult . I'm easy .

Jerry : Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys .

Elaine : Listen to me you little shi........

George : Smile .

2
last one was when i was 17 though and it;s been years
I've dated 0 in my adult life is a good way to put it

3 but that was in high school,and hardly call """""date""""" since we just liked each other and talk to each other.I haven't kiss a girl.Thanks for making this thread now I wanna sudoku

that's what dating is like in nyc.
you're not supposed to settle into long term relationships at age 20

IRL jerry did what every man wishes they could do: Wait until they are rich and smash busty 18 year olds

that was beta numbers back in the 90s chad was picking up a new girl 365

1, my current gf

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How many of them were actual relationships though? I've been on dates with probably 30 different women, but half of those went nowhere and only a select few actually ended up being long-term relationships

I want to say 3 but deep down, I know one of them was just me beta orbiting a girl wanted to escape her boring stoner boyfriend.

Reflecting on it, that was probably my lowest point.

Actually dated? Maybe 3
Hooked up with? Around 40 but I don't remember some of their names

Same.

2, maybe 3 on a technicality if getting drunk and fucking counts as dating

4

All ended very badly. Been single for over 3 years now.

Dated... 1
banged... 3

Two. None ended well. One married an ex three weeks after we broke up. The other started dating someone else a day after we broke up. I'm already preparing to die a virgin and alone.

0

Unless whores coming to my home count

wait, how do you date two women and not have sex? They weren't your girlfriend if you didn't fuck even once.

4

I've dated 5 girls

Only one of them gave me a second date

Never had a third

5. i should go be a jew in nyc i guess. do they still get all the pussy or was that just in the 90s

Had 5 relationships lasting longer than three months, been on several dates with probably 10.

"Dating" means multiple dates, i.e. having a girlfriend. Not going on one date.

sorry bro

It wasn't for a lack of trying. The first freaked out anytime we started doing anything other than making out. The second turned out to be a hardcore prude who was "saving herself for marriage" and I wasn't looking for a wife.

dated 4
banged 7

Which TV character had the most impossible to believe run with the ladies?

Jerry was up there.

I think Zach Braff in Scrubs is probably the #1. Goddamn, I know JD was a doctor but fuck...

then why do so many nyc girls still do this godfuckingdamnit

jerry has a great sense of humor, is wealthy, personable, and decent looking. there's no reason to believe he coulnt be successful with women

Dated about 10. Fucked 16.

people dont move to nyc to settle down, they move there for their career.

and generally, newly graduated girls (who have usually spent their highschool/college years in a relationship that ends in a break-up when its time to find work) embrace their new found freedom by taking as many dicks as they can.

In a big city its great because the densely populated areas make you more anonymous.

After riding the dick train for a few years and getting it out of their system and working up the career ladder they start to look for a man who is financially secure to start a family with.

This is also the time they trade "fit/strong/handsome" looks for "financially secure, career prospects, job security"

12 in total. All of them from my class during my college days or my office now. I have a very hard time talking to girls i don't know.

except serial daters who's goal exactly that: meeting new people and going on new dates every day. bitches are addicted to NEW NEW NEW

wow
ure so cool
WOOW

0 and I'm 25 in January

Fucking hell, I don't feel human.

0 (Zero)

Go to bed Caleb

>tfw I've fucked 2 X more women than Sup Forums has dated

i've dated several and fucked 14. and got a couple of them pregnant.

t. nigger

0 times 2 is still zero dumbfuck

I only have one GF!

Pic related

i'm in love with a stripper

lmao,she touched my weinie
sorry bro

5
it's been awful each time, I don't want to do any more.

I've never dated any woman. But I had sex with 3. We never talked again after that.

Ive sex with more than 20 women in my life. Have never "dated" one or being with one for more than weeks

I used to get drunk a lot and went to parties. Sex happened occasionally. Only 3-4 stayed for some sort of mini-relationship or fuckbuddies

Im 30 btw

Is not that unusual. I just want a gf dammit

1, and she had a mental disorder

0
I'm 24 and getting depressed about it honestly,

>everyone on Sup Forums is a virgin

It's well known he didn't date during the shows run, it's what kicked off the gay rumours. Then he got quickly married. He likely has had sex with less women than me

You should probably just end your life desu. If you really haven't so much as kissed a girl at this point it probably won't get any better. I mean you're 24 ffs.

If you count my long-distance relationship, then one.

If you don't, then 0.

I'm 20. Lol.

Why is there so much Jerryposting today? Did something happen?

Well I did have this one fling in high school, so I'm not completely inexperienced. Also, does rubbing up against unsuspecting women at parties count as scoring?

1 actual relationship. 3 others that were nothing serious, but we'd fuck regularly. i was a side dude for one girl. it's been 3 years since the last one though.

.. It's been like 7 years since I had a date but before that..

21

What is 'dating'? Can an American explain it to me?

he died

5 but one was really long term and ended up as my fiance.

been single for 9 years now

Thanks to online dating, I've probably been out on dates with like 40 different women. Like 80% of them didn't amount to shit.

Now apply the Rule of Three to this thread and subtract 3 from every answer to get the truth

DELETE THIS!

Lol

Kek

MY SIDES

HAHAHAHAHA

same

0. You think you're better than me? Go on. Pick any girl here. I'll have sex with her.
It's go time.

OMG LOL HEHEHE

Zero.

I am a lonely man and I only wish to be loved.

user I just shat myself!!!!!!

...

It's official

I just read the funniest joke on the Internets!

>Time to die

so does this strategy work?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6c17WxIcCw

LOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLLLLOLLOLLLLLLLOLOLOLLLLLL

I'M DYING!!

I'm not going to lie

This is one funny post!

Keep it up user

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One. It was fucking terrible, and I don't plan on ever doing it again.

>I can fix that user.

What do

around like....40-80 idk. Im also a comedian though.

jerry?

1, but I don't know if it counts.

DUDE LMFAO!!!! XDXDXD

Got'em user

I don't know why so many retards find this funny... (-_-)

I chuckled

Kill yourself faggot

Oh Im not famous, Im Oliver Graves if you want to look up my stand up

There's no logic at work here, user. Let that one go. In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints.

It's one guy, guaranteed.

I dead

Fa/tv/irgin detected

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