NHL skills comp thread 2

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Mackinnon is a fraud

Can someone meme this picture for me? Thanks.

Top 5 for Abdul Qadir

>the flaming remnants of the shanty town known as the central division

fourth for shorks

LAINE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Weber is old and bad now

>metro division
more like metrosexual division

Laine shoots better than ovi

>tfw no fight competition

>Central division

Relocation to India when?

Imagine competing in litteraly every competition and not winning a single one

>Discover puck is worth two points

I'm telling you lads. Ads on jerseys are coming sooner than you think.

Laine on Nobel Prize watch

iktf

Ovie missed the net because his curve is ridiculous. On average Laine can crank 9/10 shots over 100mph. Ovie can probably 4/10.

>smith vs price
JUST

Reminder that Puljujärvi won Laine in the hardest shot contest.

was taylor hall even in a single event?

Were any Rangers?

Didn't he do the passes into the small nets in the skills comp?

Zuc was in the flow competition

he was in the meme long distance shot one

Biggest lips competition

no

>beaners technology

>nik kronwall
>sid crosby

Why is hughson such a huge faggot?

Apparently he dropped out of the fastest skater and made Simmonds do it

Mcdonagh is around

he said kucherov you fag

Marchand.webm pls

arr whites rook arike

why is the nhl mismanaged this way?

>allstar mike smith
disgusting

>marchy with the dangle

BRAD MARCHAND'S NOSE

Didn't this used to be way faster?

PING

>jew in charge
>second in command is literally retarded
gee i wonder

Also I thought they just fucked around with the shots....or was that a different event? Just tuned in

leave it to the blots to fuck everything up

DUDE JUST SHOOT IT RIGHT AT THE GOALIE'S CREST

more commercials if they """"accidentally""""" mess up the clock

Rule number one of the NHL: NO FUN

>le shoot it straight at price team
What did they mean by this?

why are they tryharding this year? Where Corey Perry with the crazy lacrosse shit?

That one was different, more stunt shots than normal shootout attempts.

They always had this back and forth shootout at the end but it used to be the attempts were immediately one after another instead of this slow staggered shit.

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>all those pucks shot directly at Price
>the desolate state of the pacific division

Pierre has no clue what he's talking about does he?

Price is a nice guy, I would have stopped that little fag

>little kid taking his shot
Now THIS is podracing

fuck kesler, i hope his kid falls and breaks his femur

DUDE LETS SEND KESSLER'S SON SO PRICE WILL GIVE US A PITY GOAL LMAO

>A KID

REFPUCK

Wtf I hate Kesler now

>McMeme

Eddie Belfour would have beat the shit out of that kid

This
I hate kesler so much

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>unbelievable
>skill level off-da-charts

This tbf

clutch from rask there

>backhand

Well, Kesler's kid's a tard.

I miss the eagle sometimes.

>Crosby gets two points if he scores
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

BASED CROSGOD

>pacific goaltending
should have had talbot and gibson

Atlantic picks a metro player, if he scores, they get 2 points.
And the same type of deal goes for all divisions.

>bustthews

damn look at brett

Extra points for GOATs

>pacifics only goal is a kid who doesn't play

BUUUUUUUUUUURNS

Is burns trying to become a samurai?

Was price actually trying letting kesler jr score?

>best player from the Pacifier division is a fucking kid

Wew.

BURNS' SHOT WAS INSANE

DID YOU NIGGERS SEE THAT OR ARE YOU SLEEPING AND JERKING IT TO KPOP

ATLANTIC BEST DIVISION

FUCK ALL YOU

o-of course n-not

no he sucks

>price and rask
how is this fair?

Watching it in I don't think so.

Atlantic GOAT

>implying Rask will get scored on in a meme shootout when he's from the most meme country there is

Yeah, he was not covering the ice, but he was hiding it well, the kid probably think he rekted Price.

Hertl did in a game and actually scored

Did the Atlantic division just win this thing?

TOP LOL!

It's been done. Is this your first year watching hockey?

This tbqh. Only reason pic related wasn't invited was to give the other '''''''''''''divisions''''''''''''' a fighting chance.

based Atlantic Division

>carey just made a joke and laughed
Wow

That... That warms my heart

>Atlantic picks a metro player, if he scores, they get 2 points
What the actual fuck
Is this the most convoluted all star game in sports history?
I've had only a weak idea what the fuck's actually happening this entire time

Back to exhentai with you you jaded faggot

You know remember snoop dog was a part of this for the first 5 mins

Kesler saying that "this whole thing is for his kids and for his family who are there with him" is really stupid. The whole thing is for the fans, that have payed money to watch him and other players, not his damn kid

Ŵell to be fair, even if he hadn't scored they would have won anyway.

thats one cool croc

>Kesler saying that "this whole thing is for his kids and for his family who are there with him" is really stupid. The whole thing is for the fans, that have payed money to watch him and other players, not his damn kid

Price said word for word the same thing as Kesler.