/cum/ - Canada, United States of America, Mexico

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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the brown girls call me wappo

not a fan of them buds

Well no we can just be friends if you want :)

This is a good album

FIRST FOR FUCK OFF LEAHEY

v good edition

HERE COME DAT GARY

yank ediucation

Why? There's like 100 million Mexicans in the US, you'd be fine

None sane is

umm no, no thank you
I want chad

You'll be fine

Gib mos burger

uhh sweetie chad's not into boipucci

*sparks bowl*
*plays trap card*

excellent fucking thread so far boys keep it up

That's silly. Sure, maybe avoid some places, but it's mostly pretty nice here.

You should be. If I see you, I'll shoot you

>I want Chad
Ummm well what about a Tyrone?

Where's your family from, losers? Mine's from North Carolina, been there for centuries

Does Tyrone have an education and a job?

really not a fan of african americans, lads

>NC
>one family

figures

My family is from Mississippi and Arkansas

I'm just happy I wasn't born in one of those shit holes

dads side virginia
moms side oklahoma

there are only a few row houses in portland and they're super weird

>boipucc
i'm a girl

whatever, as long as his alpha

>i'm a girl

I unironically don't know where my father's side is from or anything about them. Grandfather ran away from home and became an orange picker at 16 and never went back

It's okay user! I won't care if you hate me I'll always love you!!~

Ummm of course I do

I'm very alpha!

West Virginia and Massachusetts.

t. Ohioan

yeah? so what?

Ohio?

China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US. with nukes

Streetcar suburbs a gud. Cars have their pIace but they've ruined cities.

West Virginia and Ohio. West Virginians were descended from 1600s British settlers. Ohioans are late 19th/early 20th century bohunk immigrants.

Post thighs

Nobody thinks about Ohio
You guys got ravaged by the Pens

Ohio has such a stupid flag. Why would you put a giant "O" in the middle of your fucking flag?

/cum/ is going pretty fast for a Saturday morning

Yes, satan, Ohio

73931727
>furpuck

Can't wait till Kim Jong-un nukes California

this is how my neighborhood looks like

>OhiO

why not? It's THE state

hope he lights up the whole west coast

Most US states have retarded flags. If an elementary schooler can't draw it from memory, it's a shitty flag. The absolute fucking worst are those that are so irrecognizable that they have to SPELL THE FUCKING STATE NAME ON THEM.

Jealous of based, prosperous Ohioans.
t. Born in Ohio in the 80s, but moved out in the mid 90s.

I imagine that it's only gotten better since the mid 90s, right my fellow buckeyes?
>morning
Faggot

Oregon dindu nuffin

>hicks and rednecks

litterally me

>Why yes, I am proud to be from a state that's completely irrelevant for 1459 out of 1460 days and I pretend like people actually give a shit about it

youre dumb. ohio's flag is iconic and perfectly represents the truly american identity of ohio that being landlocked gave it

just nuke pornland and salem, the rest is okay

Iconically trash lmao

Also here's a list of GOOD state flags: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, D.C., Maryland, New Mexico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Puerto Rico. That's it. The rest are garbage.

are you butthurt you come from a state with a boring ass seal on a dark blue rectangle?

The women or things youre attracted by reflects your own level of mentality or maturity
If you like lolis (or any anime pedocartoon 'girls') youre on a level of a child and a pedo

>Jealous of based, prosperous Ohioans

Ohio does have a nice flag
Shame about the state, though
Colorado's flag is trash, though
It looks like the flag of a sports team

Alaska, which has a better state flag than your country

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Post the original flag of your state

>all this consternation over a single state

SAD!

You know what it looks like. Therefore it serves its purpose. Try drawing the flag of Idaho without looking at the image I posted.

I'm a man of refined taste and intellect and I like lolis

You forgot Ohio. If Colorado gets on with their C, the Ohio's O (which also represents the buckeye, the symbol of the state) gets in. Design-wise, Ohio's flag is one of the best.

alaska has a top 5 best flag, but i come from quebec which has a much nicer flag than canada

>ohio flag is good meme
>have to cut a triangle out of the end so it looks somewhat unique

see these 2 posts?
stop it

I bet wear a fedora and vape while bashing christians

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tfw got screencapped by denmarksan

This is the civil version. Unironically, I've left out nothing. The state version has a complicated coat of arms on it.

t. chicanofornia's flag that has been reduced to iphone cases and towels

South carolina has the best flag.

>A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING LEAF LIKES A FUCKING TREE

my sides

New Mexico has the best state flag, period. Alaska is a close second.
>implying its distinctive and symmetrical shape isn't an asset
Even if it were square, it would still be better then half of the other state flags.

Yes, got a problem?

absolutely breath taking
just look at how glorious it is

>California's flag has become a popular symbol and is therefore bad

Many

Not sure if I should go buy another coffee and a newspaper buds

too busy. Looks like hot garbage

absolutely breath taking
just look at how glorious it is

Ohio's star pattern is too complicated. Leave out the stars and it's good. Make it rectangular while you're at it. Everyone hates flag shape special snowflakes.

why does she smirk?

Looks terrible
0/10

>A FUCKING PINE
>A FUCKING COW
>BUNCH OF FUCKING BUSHES
>3 CHINESE MAN

Why do you need two newspapers lol

Virginia, South Carolina, and Tennessee have the best flags

>Virginia's "Seal on a blue background"
>good flag
Opinion discarded

that's 18 years of more money

Foliage is the best thing to put on flags. You know it to be true.

It's a bit misproportioned, I was in too much of a hurry to make a reply. But you get the idea.

I also made a centered US flag once.

he thinks he's intelligent and cultured
everyone laugh at him

that's goatse-esque

>having a bitch flag

And the global version in case you fagtrons ever manage to gain world domination.

This one's better.
t. Vermonter