Secretly I want my life to fall apart, I have a pretty good life and I don't like it. Anyone else feel this way?

Secretly I want my life to fall apart, I have a pretty good life and I don't like it. Anyone else feel this way?

>Anyone else feel this way?
yup that's why i started drinking

Change it up then.

I'm assuming if you have a pretty good life you probably got a pretty good bank account.

Head out west, Colorado, fuck it go to Thailand for a month. Everyone gets bored man.

I get blackout drunk a lot, don't drink much else outside of alcohol

I had the same feeling after getting married. It was like my life has no conflict or goal anymore.

As someone who's life has fallen apart and hit some serious depression, I can honestly say you do not want this shit.

gotta go harder... try mixing in acid, or my new favorite, PCP. i loooooooooooove getting dusted.

Yeah, same here. I'm stagnant and want change.

Just stay here for a while. Eventually we'll convince you to do dumb shit.
Oh, start using drugs. Like opiates. Maybe cut yourself up a lot. Pick a random female coworker and ask her out every day, not in a nice way. Start off by telling her she has nice feedbags, or ask her to rim you after you come out of the bathroom.
Drink and drive every day. Get hookers and fuck them bareback. Don't pull out. Unplug your fridge and leave everything in there for a week. Go sleep at a homeless shelter tonight and suck off a hobo. Hopefully you'll get bedbugs. Find a random nigger downtown and offer to buy thousands of dollars worth of drugs from him, cash up front. To to the nearest police station, walk inside, and take a shit on the nearest occupied desk. Also eat at McDonald's every day.
Hope this helps get you off to a good start.

Used to be the kind of person who did a lot of crazy shit, used to live in a shittest conditions. Got my life turned around for an education a girlfriend everything. Don't want to go back there but want to feel alive again

Happened to me and in the grand scheme it was for the best. Even though the damage is irreparable, people are dead, and this life is but a faint shadow of what I had before, I've been still deep down mentally changed for the good.

You don't have to destroy your life though. I chose to myself, and I got exactly what I chose, not gonna lie. Buckle up if you're going to fuck it up OP. In any case, whatever you decide, try meditations.

you have to look beyond the depression. Even if you are in it, you can still see, if not feel.

realize your not special. no matter how bad or good your life is, its irrelevant. Either choose life or don't. Furthermore speaking from experience I've had it all and I've hit rock bottom and the only difference is a matter of perspective. You and i are from the same compost heap. So either swallow your pride and get back to the job you hate to pay for what you 'need' or stand up for something that actually means anything to you.

Well you gotta be more clear next time. You just said you wanted your life to fall apart, so I gave proper instructions.
Ok, how about this?
1. Go get about 2 grams of Molly and at least one Viagra
2. Withdraw about $2k in small bills
3. Strip club.
4. Hotel room with no less than 2 strippers
5. Wake up with less money and more satisfaction than you've had in a long time
>bonus points if you have a gf/wife/kids

Sounds like a solid plan, could probably get away with it too. Should make me feel something and if not fuck it already start might as well continue.

This post is so gay I got aids

you just haaaaad to put the fight club screenshot

I was "raised" by two dysfunctial alcoholics so I decided I'm not going to be like them and here I am in a cushy job being all successful and shit. Why would I want that to fall apart?

i just wish i had as much alcohol as the guy in ur .jpg

Another plan:
1. Take a week off of work
2.Tijiana!
3. Donkey shows, pay extra for video
4. Mexican prostitutes, over-the-counter top shelf opiates and cheap cocaine
5. Repeat at least once a year
>double bonus points if you show pics of your vacation to family/boss

Shit sorry I can't spell spic:
Meant to say Tijuana

Best thing I've read in centuries in here. Nice user.

Don't know why I feel this way, whenever things are good I feel awful

tarah?

Your clearly dealing with some issues that you haven't properly dealt with. infact your homophobic views give me the impression you are gay. Atleast i have something to say which has some sort of basis or meaning rather than homophobic jargon you fucking delinquent

Oposite here. I fucked my life over pretty bad by smoking weed binge drinking for months on end and popping oxies and generally only caring about feeling as high as possible for most of my life. im now trying to peice it back together, but one thing is for sure is i am never drinking again for the rest of my life. the last binge then subsequent withdrawal i went through was literal hell. read about the kindling effect if you dont kno wabout it, because its true. your body can only take so many withdrawals

It doesn't change the fact that your post was trite, navel gazing, sophomoric hackneyed garbage, wherein you've recycled basic movie quotes and imagery instead of creating something original.
Now I have aids and cancer from the filth you spew.
First day off the boat from Reddit, friend?

I'm clinically depressed I think, broke up in September.. Thought random sluts would fill the void but I still break down to this day and want her back in my life. No universities accepted me so I'm stuck as a neet in my parents house who have given up on me and people who I thought were friends havent contacted me in 3 months and went on a vacation without me. The only thing I do is play Arma with a clan who are nice to me but it feels purposeless also started working out.
I even feel like the guys on Sup Forums are my friends so pathetic my life is turning.
What do Sup Forums I feel like im fucking up my life hard.

this fight club thing isn't working out 4 u faggot

What because i quoted a couple or lines and had the picture so YOU could see what the reference was from? I wasnt purely quoting the film either, its my own life experiences and opinions in how i came to that conclusion. But seeing as your such a genius why dont you tell the OP what to do? what is your suggestion on how he peels himself off rock bottom? Please, i'd like to hear what a person who jokes about AIDS and cancer really has to say?
And no....
i dont use Reddit .

wow looks like bush didnt work out for you either you numbskull

wow looks like bush didnt work out for you either you numbskull

You showed them, you go guy xD

Thanks g.

I already made suggestions, dipshit.
See:
Your narcissistic bullshit is pedantic and self-serving. Seriously, the fine folks at Reddit will be happy to have you back and validate your shallow attention deprived life with plenty of upvotes.
Lurk moar, maybe without sucking your own dick so much.

Narcissistic? what not being a modern day slave? For actually wanting to do something not just be another guy in the strip club? fucking junkie dumbasss ahahaha!!

i can't tell if this guy is baiting or just an actual reddit cringelord

great suggestion on the take drugs and throw money at whores. Really! great insight. im sure with this newfound knowledge his life will turn right around. Why dont you come here and suck my dick? as you talk about fags and aids and sucking dick so much why dont you come help relieve the pressure of my balls so i can coat your throat? Why dont you fuck off to reddit as you like it so much i dont even know what a upvote is you fucking keyboard warrior!

Narcissistic because all these great ideas and plans that you can't wait to tell us all about, but you're still here posting on Sup Forums. You self aggrandizing shitbag. You sound just like everyone who desperately grabs on to a new religion or diet sounds.
I may not be shit, but at least I don't lie to myself about it.

Ok it's gotta be bait. Who is unironically that fucking corny?

this.

What plan? Im saying wake the fuck up. your nothing, your not special. how is that narcissistic? Or maybe i sound like somebody, not like everybody else, "ohhh go get some molly bro" " go get some hookers bro" "go "snort some caine bro" you fucking deviant. You sound like you practiced religion at one stage only to find out it was all bullshit! Yeah you may be shit, and your doing a great job of denying about lying to yourself. really thats a impressive defensive behavioral mechanic.

What plan? Im saying wake the fuck up. your nothing, your not special. how is that narcissistic? Or maybe i sound like somebody, not like everybody else, "ohhh go get some molly bro" " go get some hookers bro" "go "snort some caine bro" you fucking deviant. You sound like you practiced religion at one stage only to find out it was all bullshit! Yeah you may be shit, and your doing a great job of denying about lying to yourself. really thats a impressive defensive behavioral mechanic.

i like how this thread went from some poor guy needing a escape from his mediocre life to this reddit autist sperging out

why does everyone think, OH TRAVELING TO A FOREIGN TERRITORY MUST BE THE ANSWER DO THAT AND MAGICALLY FIX YOURSELF

kill your fucking self please

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Jesus, dude, the role play has gone too far.

I love how you think i have autism xD
I was trying to make the guy see whats important to him thats all. its only this fool got keyboard happy.

You should write a book

Wtf?! Did i say i'm Tyler Durden? Join fight club?? give up your job and all that crap? fuck me, i was only trying to show him a lil self enlightenment. rather than sinking a bottle or popping molly or chucking money at hoes but by all means if you would rather thats what the OP should do then thats your opinion but it wont help him in the long run .

Maybe

Yoo Momma!

Holy shit do you actually take yourself this seriously

Fuck the book, we should build a church to spread your teachings

In what regard? seriously as a person?! or seriously as in a egotistical fucktard like the rest of humanity?

Sure why not, beats most of the other bullshit religions are based on. Words a man wrote in a book for profit or status.

Here's someone who can understand your pain user

Your fedora is on a little too tight, milord

thanks squire

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Ok, it's been fun and all, but you're boring.
OP, wherever you are, good luck. Hope you find some crazy shit to get into so you feel alive again.
Damn shame this spastic prepubescent hijacked your thread with incoherent cock juggling.