RIGHT, I need 3 risotto, 2 scallop, 4 bass, and 4 wellington.
DON'T FUCK IT UP
RIGHT, I need 3 risotto, 2 scallop, 4 bass, and 4 wellington
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I can handle the bass
*fingers rudimentary blues riff*
that's not what I meant you fucking pillock
Where's my FUCKING RISOTTOS
I got them, chef!
This made me kek more than it should have
THE RISOTTO FOR TABLE FOUR IS READY CHEF
i just wanna say that ramsay posting is the best Sup Forums meme in years, thank you all
I heard the Seinfeld bass and I'm still chuckling.
YOU FUCKING PILLOCK
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS
awww what is thiss
what is thiss
look at it
look at itttt
its fucking burnt are ya feedin me coal ya tosspot
out
out of my kitchen
Risotto's ready chef!
wellington up chef
SCALLOPS UP, CHEF!
RISOTTO CHEF
SCALLOPS FOR TABLE THREE IS ALSO DONE CHEF
THE FROZEN SCALLOPS ARE THAWING IN THE MICROWAVE NOW CHEF
HOW MUCH CAPELLINI IS IN THERE
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I call it Samatta chef
ITS
You're havin' a larf, yeah?
You're havin' a fucking LARF while there are CUSTOMERS out there WAITING for their meals to be served!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING DONKEY?
FUCKING
IS THAT FUCKING PARSLEY
SCALLOPS READY CHEF
THE FUCKS A SAMATTA??
WHATS SAMMATTA
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I don't know, whats samatta with you?
CHEF, I NEED HELP OVER AT THE GARNISH STATION
This thread is unironically hilarious
Chef, Do You Like My Pose?
OUT OF THE WAY, ONE BASS COMING THROUGH FOR TABLE 12!
The comedy is gold here Ramsey but where is my food.
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW FIRE IN YOUR FACE, YOU FUCKING DONEY
oh my fucking god
CHEF, HELP, I BURNT THE ICE CREAM
>with slow service and a gas line explosion, Chef Ramsay begins to lose his patience
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Oh my god...
Chef, someone's putting their clothes in the meat freezer again!
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I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS PRESSURE, YOU ASSHOLE RAMSAY.
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Your risotto is here Jeff
This is all gold.
Right. Tables 12 through 23 are fucking dead. 1 through 5 are leaving. Fuck me.
I just need TWO bass, yeah? Can we at least do that?
Chef, the dishwashers are betting on lobster knife fights again.
YES CHEF
One bass, order up!
$6 on SeabisCut!
Kek
Bass coming through
YOU
YOU
YOU
FUCK OFF! OUT!
Well put 20 bloody quid on it and fuck off back to garnish, yeah? Fucking mong.
IT'S CHICKEN YOU THICK HEADED BITCH
IF THEY DON'T GET BACK TO WORK, YEAH? SHIP THEM BACK TO CUBA ON THE DINGHY THEY CAME HERE ON
Chill out, give me 3 minutes chef
[dramatic violin intensifies]
CHILEAN SEA BASS UP CHEF
IM NOT NO BITCH CHEF
classic stuff
OH FUCK ME, WE'RE MAKING CHILI AND SEA BASS
>not Seabisque
WHERES THE FUCKING CHILLI YOU THICK SOD
3 risotto, 2 scallop, 4 salmon and 4 wellington YES CHEF
CHEF TABLES 3 AND 4 ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEIR RISOTTO TASTES OFF WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM
WELLINGTON HERE CHEF
I NEED A DISH THAT USES RAMEN AND DORITOS CREATIVELY
NOW
FUCK
West of Argentina I believe chef.
>"How's your food,user?"
I'm actually quite disappointed: my risotto is raw and I have yet to receive my bass
NEET CUISINE NACHOS READY
Oh, FUCK OFF!
Tell table 3 I can piss in it if they'd like. Run along, dear.
What the FUCK-
Nevermind, take it fucking table NO FUCK FACE, TAKE IT YOURSELF
Sorry chef I used the wrong sauce.
FOOD'S GONE, CHEF
BLOODY 'ELL, YOU DON'T MICROWAVE A RISOTTO
CHEF CHEF ONE OF THE LADIES AT TABLE 3 HAS COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR AND IS CONVULSING, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
OVER HERE
ALL OF YOU
C'MERE
NOW FUCK OFF
Sorry for the wait sir, here's the bass you ordered
>As chef Fuzzy Dunlop eats the last of the food, Chef Ramsay has had enough.
Fuck off and get back to your station, smart arse
IF SHE'S NOT EATING THEN TELL HER TO FUCK OFF, YEAH?
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NICE AND FRESH
ITS FOOKIN RAW
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oh my GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
RIGHT
THAT'S IT
I'M CLOSING YOUR STATION DOWN, NO FOOD COMES OUT OF THIS AREA FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
IT'S SO RAW IT MIGHT ASWELL BE CROWNED KING OF THE SEA
Wait, if we're giving him the king of the sea, should we be charging extra?
THE ORDER SAID IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "RARE" CHEF
Zhefu-san, I sink I hav found a way to pre-pair dis mearu
IT'S STILL ALIVE, YOU FUCKING PLONK
Oh my fucking god
WASN'T TWO NUKES ENOUGH YOU FUCKING NOODLE-SLURPING MONG?
fave kitchen nightmares moments?
mine has gotta be casemiro
>what the fuck have you done.. listen you fucking donkey
>*strained desperate gasping for breath*
KILL ME
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All jokes aside. This has by far the best opening of any reality show
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>It's an AUTHENTIC WAGYU BEEF episode
what a qt
ONE BURGER COMING CHEF