Civilization thread #2

Civilization thread #2

Previous thread: The Chinese get fucked by the Octopuses and Nazi Germany.

Before we begin, there are no more new nations. As well, no re-rolls. Dubs control the nations

Please say "WINRAR" when somebody gets dubs.

WINRAR

Rolling for damon to request alliance with china

Nazi Jewrmany has a literal and figurative schism half its land breaks off and floats into the ocean, horizontally as the country divides into two different nation states vertically.

reroll

Nazis nuke, then invade the other continent

WINRAR

WINRAR

Winrar.jar

WINRAR

CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW
CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW
CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW

reroll once again
the gods look down upon me with pity

Nazi Jewrmany annexes Testiculania

HEIL HITLERENSTEIN

Confirmed.win

rrrreeeeee rolling steve jobs race from last thread

win.rar
Also in case this gets dubs the chinese nuke the cephalopods

roll

Jobs didn't come up with that quote

CHINA IS GONE BUT THEIR NUKES ARE STILL THERE
THE CHINESE NUKES SELF DESTRUCT AS THE CHINESE ARE DEAD AND CANNOT MAINTAIN THEM NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
XOXO CHINA

Nazis declare Final Solution to the Damon Albarn problem

Testiland's imagination web connect with the other land's internet

Nazis capture Chinese nukes.

China develops severe suicide rate due to working conditions and loneliness

Balls are getting dry down south and they look to Damon and his magnificent balls sucking powers for further knowlege

Rerolling

China opens up Sup Forums and starts a civilization thread on Sup Forums

Reroll

Nazis reunify nation with help from testiland and a few good Aryan women

you can't reroll. also, nazis betray cephalopods with nukes

Nazi Germany separates creating "New Germany" and "Nazi Germany". Allies fall apart, conflicted who to ally with. Damon gets more land.

Hitler's mustach become fashion for testicles

Claiming Chinknukes for the Rabbi!

Rolling for damon to attack testiland by releasing a really bad album exclusive to testiland

cephalopods attack kangz

Testicle allies with cephopods (tentacles feels great on testicles)

I mean you're the only person who has called me out for rerolling so i'm assuming it's allowed

WINRAR

cephalopods Colonize the rest of their island

WINRAR

NAZI GERMANY REUNIFIED WITH NEW GERMANY
ONE SHEKEL, ONE REICH, ONE FUHRER

WINRAWR

roll

Chinese are too tired of squinting, gov't issues
prescription glasses to every citizen allowing for new inventors and ideas to come through. A golden age rolls into the Chinese Republic People's Republic of China. Jew-Germany doesn't like this which incidentally causes an interregnum in the Chinese gov't.

If too hard to follow: China is now a leaderless anarchy

W I N R A R

Nazi Germany takes China's old nukes.

New Germany has no leader, dubs decide who it is.

Testicles and Squids ally. Sexual combination

Floating Nazis land on Damon Albarn's shores, declare Final Solution for his shitty music.

NON WINRAR!

Rolling for damon to release another crap album and spend the profits on weapon factories and slaves

I'm the guy who rolled dubs to get them to separate, now I support the cause of Pan-Germanism!

Rolling

jesus fucking christ can i get atleast 1 dubs today
(this is a roll)

Touhoufags conquer the entirety of the eastern continent

Voting Anne frank, leader for new Germany

Kaiser Wilhelm II leader of new Germany

Jewish infiltration takes over new Germany for Nazis again.

reroll.

reroll

Calling all dubs, calling all dubs

Re-Rolling 5%of the population are this guy here and go around explaining everything, (in actual fact this 5% are the secret reason anyone gets anything done at all)

Reroll

Auto von Jizzmark, the giant Sperm-Baron of Germany

Donald Duck for leader of New Germany.

the Testisquid alliance mindfuck the bomb stealing cargo into delivering them the bomb instead of nazi germany

Rolling for china to nuke the damon empire, effectively killing him and turning the whole land into a desolate radioactive wasteland

Rolling
Fuck Blur, Fuck Gorillaz, and fuck Albarnism

Oh shit, who leads where?

nigger give dubs

best used winrar yet !

WINRAWR

trips aint dubs
>As well, no re-rolls

Nazi Jews infiltrate Damon Albarn, take him over.

Rolling for Bill gates for Prez, fuck Steve Jobs

Testicles and cephopod gather so well sexualy that all testiland move on cephopod island and they make one sex devoted people

If you wrote "nigger" 4 more times, you would have had those dubs

Damon Empire is now run by Matt Damon

Nigger

Nazis take over Gyptians
YOU ARE SLAVES N-SHEEEIIITTT

Winrar

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCK
CHINA WAKE UP AND NUKE EVERYONE
FUCK THE ROUND EYE CHINA NUMBER ONE

Testiland and Cephopod try to remain neutral as they expand on their respective continent

It wasn't in the first place? I thought Matt Damon was the king already. In any case, WINRAR

Nazis engage in friendly relations with Cephalopod/Testicularian Union
This pleases the Aryan Women

Rolling for Diarrhoea plague

Eh, I think the leader's face should look *more* like Matt Damon

Testiland get new germany trough a mind puppet

Nazis nuke chinks again, declare Final solution for Chinese problem
World cheers

lol false.

Damon Empire is now runned by Matt Damon.

New Germany is being runned by Dolan Duck.

Also borders expand.

I'm OP by the way.

And so it must

roll roll roll

fuck rrrrroooolllllll

Matt Damon goes to mars, gets marooned, his empire goes bankrupt trying to save him

Nazi Jewrmany call in loans on Chinese empire
chinks, bankrupt, are enslaved in "work" camps
Arbeit Macht Shekels, Chinkfags

OP coming to the rescue!

Testicles sell half their land to each nation for all the lions in the known world

Matt Damon starts growing potatoes, and makes a 90-day travel ban on the Irish.

Testeople of Testilands all concentrate and make a meteor fall on a civilisation free space, showing they don't need bomb. Having no eyes they don't realize the gigantic dust cloud it make

I see where you got your Inspiration from...Interstellar

>all the lions in the known world
O shit

also, WINRAR

nazi germany is overtaken by feminists to become the non-patriarchal people's collective of trigglypuff

Win.rar

Nazis declare Final Solution for The Ocean problem. Thousands of square miles of land is exposed, linking all the islands.

WINRAR

then they use their telepathic power to raise their lion mind and make an army of clever feline soldiers