/nu-male/ general

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I like it.

just let people enjoy things ffs

three of my top four albums are on here, should i just kill myself now to avoid future embarrassment?

maybe stop getting your taste from this shit board

Yes, unless those albums are Visions, ITAOTS and Loveless.

>Pinkerton
>nu-male

It's literally about being the most dysfunctional person when it comes to relationship, something nu-males can't do

Stop this nu-male crap, for god's sake. It doesn't add anything. It's a fucking buzzword.

Found the nu-male!

nu-male as fuck pham

Music that isn't obscure enough: a thread

based insecurity projecting nu-male bro

nu-male identified

Ban all those niggers in /metal/ they're the ones who forced the Nu-male meme.

Cry more.

>73933991
Thanks for the (you) dickweed.

Dear anonymous Sup Forums user 73934000,
reeeeee.

nu-males don't like music that is truly obscure, they listen to curator-approved pop music slightly less popular than top 40 to appear fashionable and trendy

>take good albums
>then pegging
>make a collage
>call it nu-male
:thinking:

>good albums

>nu-males don't like music that is truly obscure
If you listen to obscure music for the sake of being obscure and hard to find, then you're literally no different than people who listen to music to >appear fashionable and trendy

i don't do that

why vespertine... why not anything elsE??????????? this chart is just bait

Charles Mingus is the OPPOSITE of a nu-male you twat

>posting on Sup Forums
>not being a nu-male
Pick one.

Vespertine is the standard album from her discography that nu-males choose to herald as Björk's most """underrated""".

Numales think that sex = feminism, especially when it's sex being purported in a way that men demand out of women, because they seem themselves as "helping" women by "allowing" them to act out sexually in ways that they "wouldn't usually", but only if they fit into sexual paradigms that have been constructed and propagated by male-owned media.

The content of Vespertine fits into that.

that's not all it is

How numale are you Sup Forums?

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You could just get that people are wrong.

how come nu-males are always balding, when balding is associated with excess testosterone?

The "low test" meme is just made up as a way to taunt "weak" men. The same way that they like to call them "gay" when nu-males are the epitome of gold-star straight beta/omega orbiters.

I have zero testosterone and I'm not a nu-male, but then again I'm also just not male.

>but then again I'm also just not male.
traps are male

Shit taste, homo.

embarassing

>john coltrane
>miles davis
>charles mingus
explain yourself, faggot.

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>posing as le sophisticated jazzman while liking the three most accessible and dull albums in the genre
>plus kamasi
>not the most nu male thing ever
okay user why don't you just head back to plebbit and post this with an angry caption to get dem upboaterss

nu-males unconditionally worship anything made by blacks

i only like loveless and ys from that chart

post yours, faggot

it actually has to due with how your body reacts with dihydrotestosterone, which doesn't imply higher levels of test.

How fucked up am I?

cosmogramma is the only album on there i enjoy

explain how any of the shit there is nu-male with exception of faggot shit like sufjan/wilco/nmh etc

the albums are enjoyed by nu-males

arent people who listen to metal usually look like the nu-male school shooter types tho? :thinking:

Anything that has been on a top-ten list is nu-male.

i guess that makes sense, people who make top ten lists are faggots, ty user

>Visions
>good
leave

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t. assblasted nu-male

>calls others assblasted because they're offended by a picture

Spot on user.

i'm not offended, the nu-male who took the time to make that definitely was though

Meh I like under a half of the stuff on there, guess that makes me a degenerate nu-male, feelsawfulman.

>i'm not offended
>immediately resorts to insults because they feel personally attacked by that image

t. unironic nu-male

me

is Sup Forums the most nu-male board?

Sup Forums

either Sup Forums or /fa/

>Black Saint
>dull
try listening to it

what does numale even mean

i mean nu and mu rhymes for a reason, people calling others nu-males on this board is because we're all nu-males and are projecting t b h f a m

certain type of beta male who whiteknights for feminists on the internet, orbits around women but never gets laid, and spouts virtue signaling identity politics on social media. also engages in normalfag meme culture and gets excited for childish shit like videogames, star wars, pokemon, harry potter, etc.

looool this image nails it desu

Only thing that's missing is kanye

/fa/ kinda look like them, but I don't think they buy the whole numale attitude, most likely straight up homos

every Sup Forumsdrone I've met in real life has been a numale, a fedora lord or a grimes type girl.

Sup Forums is basically tumblr, so I guess them, too

Sup Forums is infested with this kind of people

t. nu male

Agree with everything except for deathgrips

don't put john coltrane on there. nu males only like miles davis

Pinkerton is the single most nu male thing on that list bro

Nu males are insecure creeps who use their performative ideology to prey on low self-esteem women. They're walking Pinkertons desu

>everything except for deathgrips

Bingo.

Trannies are men.

- Uptalking
- Cares about food
- Thinks liking dogs makes him chill and relatable
- Writes in dynamic languages like Ruby or Javascript. Doesn't know how to manually allocate and free memory
- Has a specific brand of performative feminist ideals that conveniently runs lockstep with his sexual fantasies
- Goes back and removes punctuation from his tweets to make them more snarky
- The more it resembles something a 16 year old black girl would say, the more value it has
- Has never read Marx. Will never understand Marx
- Was born in Georgia but moved to New York and his entire life is essentially him trying to escape his upbringing

>numale rage the post

My nu-male detectors are off the charts