3v3 battle. dubs decide participants and team names, after which they decide moves/attacks

3v3 battle. dubs decide participants and team names, after which they decide moves/attacks

this niggas team

this nigga is ready for battle

reroll

Team watermelon cat

show me your moves

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fuck it i'll do best posts unless we get a ton more

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team underground railroad

team names are decided

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team trump

for team gaylord

gaylord

team gaylord

watermelon

reroll

reroll

off by one
>reroll

>reroll

>re-roll

reroll

no need for rerolling doing best/first

reroll

>reroll

teams are decided.

now to decide moves/attacks. Team Gaylord starts.

NAILED IT

Team Watermelon Cat

pence bans all queers trannies

nice dubs

member change because of quads!

bullshit who is pence going to hate now

mfw

queer tranny is kicked off team and replaced with bojack feelsman

>zapped

Ayy Lmao! Use your anal probe on the transfaggot!

transfaggot returns home after being kicked out by pence, only to suddenly get anal probed by ayy lmao! it's super effective!

but they start to like it after a while...

then her penis grows back

It is now Team Watermelon Cat's turn

team watermelon cat makes mike pence suck transfaggots regrown dick

Team Gaylord's turn

Also team Gaylord is allowed to bring in 1 ally to help them at some point since Team Watermelon cat was allowed to

team gaylord is all looking away from team watermelon so they lose a turn

ok. team Watermelon Cat's turn

Electric shock therapy Pence for his Gay behavior

Pence takes 10 damage. He's at 90hp.
Team Gaylord's turn

horsefeel is still wet from the pool and suffers electrical feedback

OK Horsefeel is at 90 hp now too.

It is still Gaylord's turn, feedback doesn't count as action

watermelon cat tries to save horsefeel

nope. gaylord's turn

do my quads give me extra autismo powers?

ok then

trump is impeached and mike pence finally passes universal healthcare exempting only congress and himself. universal healthcare means all healthcare is out of pocket now and no one but the elite can afford treatment.

everyone takes ongoing damage, except pence

horseman's electrical connection gives him access to Pence's healthcare supply

While Mike is signing healthcare the tranny cums and leaves.

Everyone besides Pence takes -5hp

horsefeel uses the turn to get Pence's healthcare thru the connection. everyone else take -5hp.

It is Gaylord's turn again

Bury watermelon cat to grow more watermelon cats

Gaylord buried Watermelon cat in dirt.
Watermelon cat will suffocate soon but should make a litter of kittens.

Everyone loses 5 hp except Mike + Horsefeel

Team Watermelon Cat's turn

oops forgot image

wallfreak waters watermelon cat to ensure LOTS of watermelon kittens

i mean i assume he has access to the plumbing back there

Watermelon cat is dead but those watermelon vines are growing and the kittens will come soon

Team Gaylord's turn

mike pence spends the turn being mad about cumming kittens

old timey baseball guy throws a baseball, alien autopsy shoots a martian death ray at the remaining watermelons

Ayy with MASSIVE projectile shart onto himself

Horseman throws a beer to intercept martian laser

A wealthy businessman puts $500 on Team Gaylord. If Gaylord wins, his money is doubled. If gaylord loses, his money is sent to the cat's family.

the baseball hits wallfreak, causing 20dmg.
All the kittens are insta-killed. RIP.

It is done, Watermelon Cat's parents will hopefully get something out of this tragedy.

It is now Team Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn

feelhorse goes into ragemode against AYY

A poor Mexican lady bets 6 cents and her two children, (both aged 7, one male one female. They are twins. ) on team watermelon
If watermelon wins her money is doubled and unspeakable things happen to her kids.
If Gaylord wins her kids are returned but she loses all her money and is sold into slavery.

give AYY rough anal probe with as many beer bottles that fit. and more. Go until he tears.

captain gaylord unleashes the big black cock on the horse

If dubs, Pence uses healthcare paper to deflect beer bottles.

Redo

Horsefeel attacks. Ayylmao takes 35dmg
Gaylord's turn

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not babe ruth takes a baseball bat to wallfreak

Pence defends against Horsefeel and stops him hurting ayylmao any further

remind pence that universal health care is a Canadian thing. Canada has policies cucking themselves to allow people to sexually identify as whatever they want. This makes Pence a second-hand gay. Damage for rebound

also is the connection severed?

Wall freak should throw a brick at Pence dealing massive damage but losing Wall freak's defense permanently

Mike Pence is educated by Horsefeel and loses 20hp from self hatred

The connection is not severed yet

Fuck porn this thread is where its at

realize that AYY is an illegal immigrant. Pence is faced with the choice to whether take more self loathing damage, or deport his ally.

Either choice will make me LMAO (get it)

Pence, faced with the prospect of hating himself even more, attempts to deport AYY.

AYY has other plans though, and uses his hypno-ray to make Pence his domicile servant.

It is now Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn

Tell Pence AYY needs dick sucked. -5hp each turn of SUCC

Horsefeel commands the hypnotized Pence to SUCC. The SUCCing is so intense AYY takes 5hp damage.

Now Gaylord's turn

just to show i'm actually keeping track
current HP
Gaylord Perry: 70
Ayy lmao: 35
Pence: 70
Watermelon Cat: 0
Holething: 50
Horsefeel: 85

Gaylord swings at Pence to try and stop hurting AYY with the SUCC

nice trips.

Pence takes 30dmg from a vicious swing, and spits AYY's dick out. AYY thanks Gaylord.

Watermelon Cat team turn

Tell Pence its now gaylord's turn for SUCC

Horsefeel continues to troll Pence and yells out for him to SUCC Gaylord.

Unfortunately for Pence, Gaylord is extremely thick, preventing Pence from doing his job properly and causing PENCE 5dmg per turn of SUCC

remove hypnotism

Deciding that the hypnotism is more trouble than it's worth, AYY reverses his hypnotism ray.

Pence has no recollection of the day's events and is confused why he has cum in his mouth and Gaylord's cock in front of him

Watermelon cat Team's turn

Throw the watermelon kittens and mamma melon at Team Gaylord.

Desperate, Wallfreak grabs their departed friend and her kittens and tosses them with everything they've got.

Watermelon cat's corpse hits Pence squarely in the jaw, dealing 30dmg and leaving him with just 5hp.

Gaylord and AYY are both hit by kittens and take 10dmg each.

Gaylord's turn

Pence spits the collection of alien and baseball semen in his mouth at team Watermelon cat

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Disgusted and suffering from severe head trauma, Pence spits out a glob of alien and baseballman semen at Horsefeel.

Horsefeel takes a huge amount of cum to his face and torso, causing him shock and discomfort, 10dmg.

Splash damage hits wallfreak, causing 5dmg.

Watermelon Cat's turn

post remaining health