3v3 battle. dubs decide participants and team names, after which they decide moves/attacks
3v3 battle. dubs decide participants and team names, after which they decide moves/attacks
this niggas team
this nigga is ready for battle
reroll
Team watermelon cat
show me your moves
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fuck it i'll do best posts unless we get a ton more
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team underground railroad
team names are decided
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team trump
for team gaylord
gaylord
team gaylord
watermelon
reroll
reroll
off by one
>reroll
>reroll
>re-roll
reroll
no need for rerolling doing best/first
reroll
>reroll
teams are decided.
now to decide moves/attacks. Team Gaylord starts.
NAILED IT
Team Watermelon Cat
pence bans all queers trannies
nice dubs
member change because of quads!
bullshit who is pence going to hate now
mfw
queer tranny is kicked off team and replaced with bojack feelsman
>zapped
Ayy Lmao! Use your anal probe on the transfaggot!
transfaggot returns home after being kicked out by pence, only to suddenly get anal probed by ayy lmao! it's super effective!
but they start to like it after a while...
then her penis grows back
It is now Team Watermelon Cat's turn
team watermelon cat makes mike pence suck transfaggots regrown dick
Team Gaylord's turn
Also team Gaylord is allowed to bring in 1 ally to help them at some point since Team Watermelon cat was allowed to
team gaylord is all looking away from team watermelon so they lose a turn
ok. team Watermelon Cat's turn
Electric shock therapy Pence for his Gay behavior
Pence takes 10 damage. He's at 90hp.
Team Gaylord's turn
horsefeel is still wet from the pool and suffers electrical feedback
OK Horsefeel is at 90 hp now too.
It is still Gaylord's turn, feedback doesn't count as action
watermelon cat tries to save horsefeel
nope. gaylord's turn
do my quads give me extra autismo powers?
ok then
trump is impeached and mike pence finally passes universal healthcare exempting only congress and himself. universal healthcare means all healthcare is out of pocket now and no one but the elite can afford treatment.
everyone takes ongoing damage, except pence
horseman's electrical connection gives him access to Pence's healthcare supply
While Mike is signing healthcare the tranny cums and leaves.
Everyone besides Pence takes -5hp
horsefeel uses the turn to get Pence's healthcare thru the connection. everyone else take -5hp.
It is Gaylord's turn again
Bury watermelon cat to grow more watermelon cats
Gaylord buried Watermelon cat in dirt.
Watermelon cat will suffocate soon but should make a litter of kittens.
Everyone loses 5 hp except Mike + Horsefeel
Team Watermelon Cat's turn
oops forgot image
wallfreak waters watermelon cat to ensure LOTS of watermelon kittens
i mean i assume he has access to the plumbing back there
Watermelon cat is dead but those watermelon vines are growing and the kittens will come soon
Team Gaylord's turn
mike pence spends the turn being mad about cumming kittens
old timey baseball guy throws a baseball, alien autopsy shoots a martian death ray at the remaining watermelons
Ayy with MASSIVE projectile shart onto himself
Horseman throws a beer to intercept martian laser
A wealthy businessman puts $500 on Team Gaylord. If Gaylord wins, his money is doubled. If gaylord loses, his money is sent to the cat's family.
the baseball hits wallfreak, causing 20dmg.
All the kittens are insta-killed. RIP.
It is done, Watermelon Cat's parents will hopefully get something out of this tragedy.
It is now Team Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn
feelhorse goes into ragemode against AYY
A poor Mexican lady bets 6 cents and her two children, (both aged 7, one male one female. They are twins. ) on team watermelon
If watermelon wins her money is doubled and unspeakable things happen to her kids.
If Gaylord wins her kids are returned but she loses all her money and is sold into slavery.
give AYY rough anal probe with as many beer bottles that fit. and more. Go until he tears.
captain gaylord unleashes the big black cock on the horse
If dubs, Pence uses healthcare paper to deflect beer bottles.
Redo
Horsefeel attacks. Ayylmao takes 35dmg
Gaylord's turn
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not babe ruth takes a baseball bat to wallfreak
Pence defends against Horsefeel and stops him hurting ayylmao any further
remind pence that universal health care is a Canadian thing. Canada has policies cucking themselves to allow people to sexually identify as whatever they want. This makes Pence a second-hand gay. Damage for rebound
also is the connection severed?
Wall freak should throw a brick at Pence dealing massive damage but losing Wall freak's defense permanently
Mike Pence is educated by Horsefeel and loses 20hp from self hatred
The connection is not severed yet
Fuck porn this thread is where its at
realize that AYY is an illegal immigrant. Pence is faced with the choice to whether take more self loathing damage, or deport his ally.
Either choice will make me LMAO (get it)
Pence, faced with the prospect of hating himself even more, attempts to deport AYY.
AYY has other plans though, and uses his hypno-ray to make Pence his domicile servant.
It is now Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn
Tell Pence AYY needs dick sucked. -5hp each turn of SUCC
Horsefeel commands the hypnotized Pence to SUCC. The SUCCing is so intense AYY takes 5hp damage.
Now Gaylord's turn
just to show i'm actually keeping track
current HP
Gaylord Perry: 70
Ayy lmao: 35
Pence: 70
Watermelon Cat: 0
Holething: 50
Horsefeel: 85
Gaylord swings at Pence to try and stop hurting AYY with the SUCC
nice trips.
Pence takes 30dmg from a vicious swing, and spits AYY's dick out. AYY thanks Gaylord.
Watermelon Cat team turn
Tell Pence its now gaylord's turn for SUCC
Horsefeel continues to troll Pence and yells out for him to SUCC Gaylord.
Unfortunately for Pence, Gaylord is extremely thick, preventing Pence from doing his job properly and causing PENCE 5dmg per turn of SUCC
remove hypnotism
Deciding that the hypnotism is more trouble than it's worth, AYY reverses his hypnotism ray.
Pence has no recollection of the day's events and is confused why he has cum in his mouth and Gaylord's cock in front of him
Watermelon cat Team's turn
Throw the watermelon kittens and mamma melon at Team Gaylord.
Desperate, Wallfreak grabs their departed friend and her kittens and tosses them with everything they've got.
Watermelon cat's corpse hits Pence squarely in the jaw, dealing 30dmg and leaving him with just 5hp.
Gaylord and AYY are both hit by kittens and take 10dmg each.
Gaylord's turn
Pence spits the collection of alien and baseball semen in his mouth at team Watermelon cat
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Disgusted and suffering from severe head trauma, Pence spits out a glob of alien and baseballman semen at Horsefeel.
Horsefeel takes a huge amount of cum to his face and torso, causing him shock and discomfort, 10dmg.
Splash damage hits wallfreak, causing 5dmg.
Watermelon Cat's turn
post remaining health