What would you do for it?

What would you do for it?

ask jesus

Literally anything.

gut you like a fish

Be trans.

Kill all the jews

Nothing, since I've developed lactose intolerance.

I would open a drinking establishment that caters exclusively to genetically engineered lesbians.

buy one at my local walmart

just go to wawa and buy one

I would fuck a greased pig with AIDS on roller skates in a strip mall in kentucky with an audience of rednecks to laugh at my shame just for a lick of that glorious, God-given bar

You fools, it would melt before you got home.

This but i'm the pig

>This
ok
>but I'm the pig
kek

Fuck a baby.

I would cut a quarter circle out of the corner of it, about 1/4 inch wider than my bite radius, with some kind of space laser. Then I would carefully cut one bite out of it with some kind of band saw.

Theyre not even that good tbh

>space laser
>laser
Nigga you trying to melt this perfection?

This...but the Reese's peanut butter cup ones are good

not enough chocolate

they are shit

Preform sexual intercourse on my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>obligatory