New fluffy thread

New fluffy thread

>Walking home from work
>Pass trashcan
>Hear crying coming from trashcan
>Remove lid
>See pregnant fluffy mare
>Fluffy looks up
Screeeeeeee! Pwease nu huwtie! Fwuffy be mummah soon!
>Fluffy continues pleading for it's life
I'm not going to hurt you fluffy.
W-weawy?
Really. Now, how about I take to home?
Nice mistuh be nyu daddeh?
Yes.
Yay! Fwuffy wub nyu daddeh!
>Remove fluffy from trashcan
>The process takes awhile due to the fact that the fluffy is so wide that it's stuck in the can
>It screams in pain at first, but the promise of sketties shuts it up
>Finally remove her from the can
>She starts babbling about sketties and babbehs
>This is gonna be a long walk

cont.

>Get home
>Take old cat litter box from basement and put it in the living room
>Place fluffy on a stack of large books with her ass over the litterbox
>Give her the sketties
Fank ou daddeh, Fwuffy wuv sketties!
>Look at fluffy
>Think for a moment
You're gonna need a name.
Fwuffy nevah have name befow.
How about... Bubblegum?
Yay! Bubbewgum wuv new name!
>Let her watch some TV for a while
>She eventually falls asleep
>Decide to go to sleep too

>Wake up next morning
>Feed Bubblegum
>Tell her that I'm going to work
Pwease nu weave daddeh!
Don't worry, I'll be back soon. We'll watch some FluffTV later.
Otay daddeh.
>Leave for work
>Spend all day wondering how much money I can make from selling the foals once she gives birth

cont.

>Return home from shitty job at Walmart
>Hear lots of chirping coming from the living room
>Bubblegum has given birth to 5 foals
>2 orange earths, 1 white Pegasus, 1 green earth, and 1 brown earth
>She is feeding them all except for the earth one, who is in the litter box
>Pick up the brown one
>I can already tell that this is gonna cause problems
>Walk up to Bubblegum
Why is this baby in the litter box?
Dat nu am babbeh, dat am poopie
>The foal chirps
If it's a "poopie" then why is it chirping?
Because dat am poopie babbeh
>Look at the foal
>It's starving
>Kneel beside the Bubblegum
>She has just finished feeding her babies
>Place the foal on her teat
SCREEEEEEEEEE! NU WET POOPIE STEAW MIWKES! MIWKES ONWY FOW GUD BABBEHS!
>Her screeches have upset the babies
Nu cwy babbehs. Mummah nu wet poopie munstah seaw miwkes
>Take the foal to my bedroom
>Go on ebay and by a breast pump
>Why someone is selling this escapes me
>Go out and by breast pump
>Return home
>Time to do this the hard way

cont.

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I love fluffies

Does anyone have the infographic for newfags?

>Bubblegum sees the strange device in my hand
Wut dat daddeh?
>She then sees the brown foal in my other hand
Nuuuu! Poopie baby steaw miwkes
>She tries to run
>Grab her
>Hold her down
>Use the pump on her
>Once the baby has has it's milk I let Bubblegum go
Hu hu hu poopie baby steaw aww Bubbwgum's miwkes.
>Cheer her up by letting her watch TV

>This shit continues for a while
>Holding her down, using the pump, listening to her whine
>Soon the white Pegasus opens it's eyes
>Of course it decided to open its eyes during the brown foals feeding
>It saw it's mother begging for someone to save it from the "poopie miwk theif"
>It jumped into the hand I was using to hold the brown foal and started punching it
>I rotate my hand 180 degrees
>I hold the brown foal so it doesn't fall
>The white one falls
>Despite being a fluffy, it somehow survives the 1 inch fall
>It starts crying for its mother
>As soon as I remove the pump Bubblegum jumps up and bites me
>Big mistake

cont.

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Beat the fluffy up

Yes please.

Been a while i have read some OC.

Bumped for potential.

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Anyone? I need to explain this shit to a friend of mine.

>I don't own a sorry stick but I do have a short temper and knowledge on how to make a pillowfluff
>Take her to the basement
>Knock her out
>She wakes up a while later
Why fwuffy nu feew weggies?
You're "weggies" are gone.
Bu-but fwuffy nee weggies fo wun and pway!
Well, this is what happens when to bad fluffies.
>After watching her cry for a couple of minutes, I realize it's feeding time
>Time to add insult to injury
>Retrieve the brown foal
Look who's here to visit you!
Nu! Get poopie miwk theif away fwom bubbwgum!
>She has no leg and therefore no defense
>I roll her over and place the brown foal (who I will now refer to as "Brown") on her teat
>Brown immediately starts suckling despite the screaming protest of his mother
>It was quite entertaining
>After that I bring them both upstairs
>The other foals have opened their eyes
>This seems to cheer bubblegum up
>I place her in the litter box upside down so the foals can feed
>After that I go upstairs and play some Doom while Brown sleeps on my bed
>Little did I know that those furry bastards downstairs were making a plan

(Because I'm lazy all the foals will be named after their colors.)

cont.

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until this one gets colored, I have no idea which fluffy is doing what

finished, posted it in the last thread but if this thread goes for a while I'd like if new people could see it too

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thank you.

fuckin.. im lazy though. is it really that bad??

fucking awesome man, one of the better short comics out there

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Now u're not so fast

I'm not him but I share the sentiment. Yes its that bad

>Be white Pegasus fluffy
>Am bestest bebbah
>Dummeh poopie munstah and big scawy munstah awe attackin mummah!
>Give poopie sowwy hoofsies!
>Suddenwy evwyfin is upside down and babbeh have wowstest huwties!
>Wan mummah!
>Mummah attacks big munstah but it gwabs hew and makes hew take sweepies and takes hew away!
>Want to sabe mummah but hab to many huwties
>Udda babbehs wake up and gibe hugsies
>Tew udda babbehs about meanie munstas

>Big munsta bwing mummah back!
>Why mummah nu hab weggies?
>Big munstah weaves and mummah tew us dat big munstah take weggies!
>Mummah says dat we need to gib munstahs foweba sweepies
>We wait untiw dawkie times to attack

cont.

Why the fuck am I enjoying this so much. Am I a sociopath?

Really its just the last panel for me.

if you're super lazy, you could even just color their eyes different to distinguish, it would help

excellent, glad you like it!

>9:30 pm
>Friday night so I'm not going to sleep until 4
>Hear faint screaming but i'm playing Doom so it's nothing unusual
>Hear "Gibe poopie munstah sowwy hoofsies!"
>Demons don't make that sound
>Pause game and turn around
>The four foals had climbed up the mountain of junk beside my bed and were chasing the Brown
What. The hell. Are you doing?
>All the fluffies look at me and run like hell
>Orange #1, Green and White all scramble down junk mountain and run to their mom
>Orange #2 decides to try and be clever
>She thinks that she can escape faster if she jumps off the bed
>A 2 foot high bed, a hardwood floor and a fluffy
>This should end well

I got an idea for a comic/story: how about a show (or PSA) that runs on FluffTV, telling mothers to love all their babies, even brown and alicorn ones, equally? Seems like something that would solve a lot of problems.

Welcome to the club.

Fluffies are retarded as selfish; below their cute appearance they got the worst of humanity.

Decisions of self- perservation, murder, rape, hate, abuse, pride, sloth, gluttony and so on.

Plus, you got a bio-toy that totally goes through the "uncanny valley"

eh, in that case i can redraw it. the post i was in during that was giving me some panic so i kinda rushed.

we'll see what happens

No, that's the dumbass part of the fandom that desperately wants to rationalize its enjoyment of abuse.

Real enjoyment from fluffy abuse comes from watching their innocence get crushed by an uncaring world.

Now u're not so fast

nope, just enjoy the circus
read this if you're interested in learning more

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there are comics that have stuff like that

Got any on hand, or where they are?

This, though i do enjoy smarty abuse

you could try the booru, there was a story last thread that had a part where the owner plays a video to teach a fluffy to love alicorns

Gee, if only I hadn't been banned by some faggot named wetfluff for "spam".

I guess he and pumpiikin must be buttbuddies.

No you don't have to do that. It looks great, just a little cluttered here and there.

Continue pls

anyone have an infographic on fluffy anatomy/stuff you need to know to come up with this material?

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>Of course she breaks all of her legs
>Surprisingly, everything else is fine
>I pick her up
>This doesn't ease the pain
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Pwease nice munstah gibe huggis and make owwies gu way!
>I slowly tighten my grip
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You just attempted to kill your brother who, apparently, is the only decent fucking fluffy in this house, and now you want to live rather than facing the consequences?
>Orange #2 responds by shitting on my floor
Disgusting.
>CRUNCH
>I head downstairs
>I hear Bubblegum yelling at the babies for failing their mission
>I walk in and the all the babies hide behind her except for Orange #1
Wewe am sissy
She's taking forever sleepies
NUUUUUU! Owange gibe big munstah fowebah sweepies!
>One kick later and he's crying on the other side of the room
I want to make one thing clear Bubblegum. The only reason that i'm letting you live is so I can feed Brown. But be warned: I have nothing against killing your children.
>Go back upstairs
Bwown hungwy.
>Brown has opened his eyes

i have these

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and here's a fluff speak primer

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Thanks!

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no problem

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I really like this one but the only thing about it is when he mentions how just looking at Lake Erie could have caused a drowning.
Flufflies are stupid but would they mentally drown by just looking at a large body of water?

now u're not so fast

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booru's shit. we need a new fluffy website
nah, i can do it. it won't be instant, though, but once i get the fluffy inspiration it'll be on my mind

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we have /b. that's all we need honestly

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please post on booru

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true, but then we get the newfags/summerfags/trolls

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And that's it for the stuff I could find for this comic.

honestly i enjoy watching those salty babies cry and prolapse all over the place

Its just a long running theme that they ARE that stupid

lemme help you

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I didn't knew this was a thing until now...
I'm not into it, I'll leave now

fwuffy wives mattuh......

gud shit, also Ruckus dindo nuffin

>The first thought in my head is "well, no need to keep Bubblegum alive anymore"
>But then I remember a few days ago when I saw Nibbles devouring a herd in a park
>I was honored to be in her presence
>Anyways, I thought of a way for Brown to have his revenge
>I picked up the crushed remains of his sibling and placed in in front of him
>I hoped that he had suffered brain damage and that his natural instincts/Hasbio programming were lost when White beat him earlier
>They were
>Brown dug in and completely ignored the fact that he was devouring his sister's corpse
>This gave me an idea

>On Saturday evening I returned home after capturing a few foals an killing any fluffies that tried to stop me.
>I gave the bitch and her kids some cheap kibble and went up to the bathroom
>I cut out the tongue of one of the foals and brought it to my room
>I placed the fluffie in front of Brown and told him it was food
Siwwy daddeh, dis nu nummeh, dis am fwend.
>I told him that this is a special kind of nummie that looked like a fluffy
>He's hungry and stupid, so he believed me
>The next thing I knew he was devouring the fluffy as it desperately tried to run
>He ate half of it before saying he's full
>Everything is going according to plan

at least you didn't throw a shitfit.

Holy shit their art improved so drastically. I fucking love it.

actually some of them were done by different artists

Ah, I see.

I'm so happy that Great White Nope made this for me!

>get home from school
>see 1 brown pegasus and 1 green earth crawling around on my patio, while the mangled body of a blue earth is splattered against my cement flower pot on the ground(Fuckers ain't gonna be stealing another one of my fucking flowerpots)
>Hear a sad noise and see a white mare crying softly "mummah wan bebbah back... mummah wan bebbah back" on the ground next to the flower pot
>Sigh. Fucking again.
>grab the dead foal by its back leg, pulling it off my pot, a smear of blood left behind. Part of it's head slides off and lands in front of the mare making it look up at me
>"Nice mistah bring babbeh back?"
>I laugh and swing my arm in arc, slamming the body into the ground as hard as I can, making it explode covering the mare. I kick some dirt at the mare and say "Come along you piece of shit, lets get you cleaned up and see if we can save the rest of your foals"
>Walk away quickly, grabbing the brown and green ones and opening my door. I wait for the waddle the white one to waddle in my door before letting my door slam on the tip of its tale. I glare down at it "Move faster!"
>"SCREEEE MEANIE HOOMIN!" as it's wings start flapping quickly.
>I grab it's tail and yank it making the fluffy scree in pain.
>"Listen here "buttercup" or whatever the fuck your name is. If you complain again, i'll get the sorry stick and I'll make sure you're sorry!"
>Let go. Flop babies down on mares back.
>"nice mistah nyu daddeh?"
>"Sure. Whatever. Just make sure you don't shit on my floor or I'll get out the sorry stick"
>Later that week, the two babies are just opening their eyes and the mare is chirping away happily giving them hugs
>Hasn't shit on the floor yet, somehow, and hasn't gotten in my way.
>Getting tired of constant bugging for "sketties"
>Get evil idea
>"Buttercup? Want sketties to celebrate?"
>Buttuwcuwp wan sketty! buttuwcup wan sketty!" She cherps out, jumping to her feet sending the green one flying to the ground. It lands in a heap.

Did I at least seem to get the concept passably well?

Ya its nice
cont. plox

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>12:30
>Watching YouTube
Daddeh, Bwown hungwe.
>Excellent
>Retrieve another tongueless foal
>Brown eats it
>Continue for a while
>Fast forward to Friday
>Decide that it's time
>Grab the final foal
>Don't remove it's tongue
>Give it to Brown
Yay! Nyu fwend!
Thats your dinner, Brown
But fwend nu am nummies!
>I happen to be a pretty skilled bullshit artist, and fluffies are all pretty retarded, so it won't be that hard to convince him otherwise
All the nummies I have given you are fluffies. BAD fluffies. This is a BAD fluffie. You need to eat BAD fluffies to keep being a GOOD fluffy.

>Daddeh been giben Bwown fwuffies fow nummies?!
>Bu if fwuffies aw bad fwuffies den dats otay.
>Nu wan num dis fwuffy bu fwuffy is bad fwuffy and Bwown nee to num dis fwuffy so bwon can be a gud fwuffy

>Wewe am fwuffy?
>Fwuffy see udda fwuffy!
>Why fwuffy say dat fwuffy is nu nummies? fwuffy know dat!
>Why hooman munstah caww fwuffy a bad fwuffy? fwuffy am good fwuffy!
>Why udda fwuffy wookin at me wike dat?

>As I watch Brown devour the other fluffy I decide to grab my phone
>I need to film whats about to happen

For some reason laughing hitler is the best part of tonight.

See, the problem with a lot of fluffy stuff is that it's just straight-up abuse. Yeah, that's fun and all, but it's also kinda pointless; you can abuse ANYTHING, it doesn't have to be a fluffy.

No, the chief trait of a fluffy is their stupidity, even to the point of working against their own self-interest. THAT is what makes for a good fluffy comic. Just hitting one with a bat? Boring. Putting a picture of sketty above a big hole so fluffies run for it and fall in? THAT's funny. leg amputation alone is boring, but convincing a fluffy to give up its legs in exchange for something it wants, and then pointing out that getting its legs back later is impossible? Glorious!

That's what we need more of; their own stupidity biting them in the ass.

Alternatively, training them OUT of their stupidity. One of the best comics I ever saw had a fluffy trained so well that even while its new herd and smarty were being destroyed, it instinctively ran for the litterbox because good fluffies don't make poopies anywhere else, but sobbing the whole way. Glorious!

>a fluffy trained so well that even while its new herd and smarty were being destroyed, it instinctively ran for the litterbox
is that the spoosh comic.

and could you show us?

not that user but here, i think this is the one user is referring too

Not that user, but here you go

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thanks for jumping ahead user

this comes after this

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