What is the stupidest name you have ever heard...

What is the stupidest name you have ever heard? Not the urban legend names like "shithead" but names you have personally heard or confirmed in sone other way.

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Pretty much every nigger name. LaTodrick, Earldreeka, shawntavius, etc.

I knew a kid in elementary named Zero, poor kid

I went to school with a kid named sage mayo
And another named lake bird

Those are their first and last names.
No joke.

A lot of hippies around here

Zero is a pretty cool name

La-a (pronounced "Ladasha")

Could be a cool nickname, but if it's your birth name it practically means you are born as Zero.
As in nothing.

there's some dude named spibbity bop bop weedle dee doo or some shit like that. he's a meme

i went to school with a nigger named sir charles lol

i've heard that too, so it's probably fake

found the guy

He looks like he could be an actor.

Güevo Roca (is not fake)

That british actor with the stupid ass name

Efmamjjasond Gonzalez

My - Nikita.

I have firsthand encountered women with the following names:
Cincere Lee
Karisma Sincerity
Keychaindra

my names Blade :/.

and its not even like my parents where being trendy.

it was 1992

...

Beenadick Cucumber Batch?

prove it

Nigger detected

Muhammad.

Something like that

Honestly, I think I'd rather be named Gaylord. Gotta be tough.

Do you go by Blade?

Who?

HAVE U HEARD THE ONE ABOUT "SHITHEAD'? LOL

SHUH THAY ID WILLUMS LOL

Benedict Cumberbatch

Fuck off Stanley Yelnats IV

That La-a story is a myth - look it up, it's the first thing that comes up when you google it.

or your life duty is to an hero

As in the first letter of every month in Spanish

A guy named his perfectly white child Courage Wolf on a fucking dub roll.

You're telling me deep in the heart of Detroit or Chicago someone hasn't named their kid La-a or some stupid shit?

Zero to hero, just like that.

My name is Nick. My father was shaving when I was born.

Yes. Poor guy.

Reall-T (reality)
Monday
Semaj (James backwards)

My name is Jeff. My father was watching 22 Jump Street when I was born.

...

Actually I was (mis)quoting "Top Secret".

One of my co-workers is named Airron instead of Aaron.

An old co-worker of mine gave her child the middle name of A'mayzin.

...

Holy Fuck!

It was Le-a, pronounced Ledasha, because "the dash don't be silent"

That isn't right, I think it was more like bendydick cuminbitch.

>Le'Genius
>Arrested

Mother fucker, you can't make this shit up.

Jacolby, because he pretty much sounds like Ejaculation.

Worked for AT&T and one customer's name was Kismet Wunder.

He's from California so I'm not surprised.

Thunder
Apparently had a brother with a completely normal name

I honestly wish Trump will make abortion clinics legal in every city and free just so these types of people can wipe themselves out faster.

One of my exes worked with a girl named Cloud or Moon or some shit like that. From Washington, shocker.

Dolphin

how?

not a nigger.

Australian Male.


twitter name is @that_i_t_guy

People normally have some kind of ID, Le'Genius.

yes i go by Blade. and its even worse paired with my last name

My neighbor is called Delphin Besa (Dolphin Kiss)

De'Quavious

Sadly real. You can google it.

A friend of mine is called Bilbo.

At work I once had a blood sample of a girl called Destiny Hope.

De'Quavious Belle

youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

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You do know that trump is anti abortion, right?

>Airwrecka McBride

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I used to know a Gaylord. His middle name was Archibald.

met a black girl called Precious.

Ebaumsworld memes were the pinnacle of meme design

Fucking wogs.

Bend-her-dick Cumsinsnatch

whats a wog got to do with it?

yeah. didnt want to leave it up here just wanted to prove my name was Blade. lol.

please. Mr Butler is my father.


call me Blade

;P

Better than having slave names

>be me
>not jewish
>has a jew name
>?????
>reeeeeee

Nigger is going to lead a spec ops when hes grown up

Went to school with a guy named Peter Handler.

Eugene

I am sorry about your ps vita...

her brother is named AIRWRECKA MCGROOM

Yeah, that's why I said I wish he would make them legal...

its very sad

:-(

No I'm pretty sure it's Bundesrecht Charlemagne

Ffs stop eating trees

tastes good mang.

fibre

Sounds like you're a regular customer.

not stupid but interesting, over the years I have worked with people with these names:
John Wayne
Kenny Rogers
Steve Martin

I had to cook a 'vegan' pad thai for a 17 year old named Shanaenae. Who was okay with fish sauce, prawns and chicken because she was just a little bit vegan.

Chick at my high school had the name:
>Ivonna Beverage.
I Shit you not, I actually knew get brother

Fake and gay like Le Monjelo

OP specifically asked for confirmed names and no urban myths EXACTLY like the one your going on about

Dumb nigger, you should've learned how to read before visiting a text-based imageboard

Le-a

You might think this is pronounced "Lee ah" but no. You pronounce the fucking dash:

Luh dash uh

>arriving at hotel
>see a long line of buses
>buses full of niggers
>enter lobby also filled with niggers
>they start doing head count
>i shit you not I hear " Where's Octagon?"
>laugh out loud
>entire niggerdom stares at me as I ride up the elevator
This happened in north carolina.

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Weiner here!

There are not one, but two girls at my college with the legal last name, "Vagina". I think they're both from eastern europe.

They sound like black dudes

Shanaynay

Steve, Albert, every fucking nigger name, some mexican names, and a vast majority of female names that come from words, like Hope, Charity, Heaven, ect. And others like, Kaylah, Alyssa, fuckin shit like that. I do however like some female names, like Anglicized English ones. For males, I particularly like Anglicized Biblical names, and Latin ones.

I don't remember the last name but the worst name I ever saw was "Yourhighnest"

All run together.

With a fucking T at the end.

Rewbekuh

Pronounced Rebecca.

Also an ex of mine was named Selenia... Not super bad fuck up, but... the I was a mistake when making the thing. It was meant to just be Selena so she went by Selena, but there was an I there that was silent.

I actually know someone with that name...

Used to work in an inner city school. So many dumb names. Never heard one that sounded like an insult or something but a lot of misspelled and made up shit. Uneak, Aireka, Shaquan, literally Shaniqua, Tyreek, I could go on. I feel bad for these kids, some of them know their names screw them.