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>your answers
well, you made me laugh
+1

Do you smoke these?

>that sense of entitlement

I am a Canadian, AMA

What is a good place in the country for an American to visit? Or am I going to be looked down on regardless of much of an asshole I am?

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What are some leisure activities that you engage I'm that is only done in Russia?

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what kind of keyboard is that

Is Remilia your waifu? I think Remilia is your waifu.

How hard is it to get a 9/10 russian woman to marry me for a passport?

I just got 3 since the time you made this post

No
Only weed

Your name is Zhang?

Moscow, St. Petersburg, Kamchatka

What do you and your fellow Russians think of Putin?
Is he truly based?
Would you swear felty and welcome him as your new Czar?

is putin good or bad

>No
>Only weed

Absolutely degenerate.

Can I ask questions instead?
When is the last time you've been sober?

No, Québécois and proud. You guys are more Asian than we are, and have more Muslims too.

Just a friendly reminder ;)

There's a ton of Russians here. You're not special.

Do you think Putin is a dictator?

Do you believe economic liberalism in the 1990s failed in Russia because of corruption, or was it doomed to fail anyway?

Do you know who Anna Politkovskaya was?

What do Russians know about Argentina?
What's the stereotype, if any?

Thanks in advance.

Will you rush B?

Are we going to fight soon you commie dog?

We will brush your military aside like peasants, cripple your infrastructure and execute your leaders. Publicly.

We will bombard your cities with artillery and airstrikes for weeks on end, until we are pounding rubble into smaller rubble. Until your women and children come crawling on broken legs to beg us, to plead with us to stop. And we will look down at them and whisper 'no'.

Then we will unleash our ground troops upon whatever remains. We will tear down your holy places and sacred sights and build Starbucks, Walmart and McDonalds.

We will execute every male over 6 years old and rape an American baby into every Russian womb. We will erase the concept of Communism from the entire region.

>mfw rolling into Moscow blaring this from a column of humvees to plant the Stars and Stipes atop the Kremlin

youtu.be/2IAge759htQ

Go whore for attention elsewhere you goddamn special snowflake
Sage goes in all fields

ok

I have no money so I am only sit into web
But if you can afford you can ride aircraft, tank everything what you want

chinese shit picr

How well maintained are those legs?

The squats must help out alot.

are you looking forward to a trump win and russia usa friendship?

I'm learning your language by myself. Can you tell me what's the point of these two letters? I don't unserstand why they pop-up randomly in words and have aparently no use.

Anime is shit by the way buddy

easy as fuck just show them money and they will fight for you

if I tell you, they send me to GULAG

Good for his friends and bad for others

I drink 1-2 times per week so not so rare

What does the inside of your refrigerator look like? I've always wanted to see the inside of a russian fridge.

>weird masochistic fantasy.
>from the nation that cant hold Bagdad

Why do some Russians have carpets on the walls? I've always been curious about that

Do you have carpets on your walls?

The opposite of your refrigerator, burgerclap.

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okey

>Do you think Putin is a dictator?
I can't answer for this
>Do you believe economic liberalism in the 1990s failed in Russia because of corruption, or was it doomed to fail anyway?
Everything here is failed because of corruption
>Do you know who Anna Politkovskaya was?
heard something
I think she was murdered because of her words about chechens

>What do Russians know about Argentina?
Hot girls, TV serials and it's all

>What's the stereotype, if any?
you are black))

Do many Russians own stock in Addidas?

Do you think Trump and Putin will be best buds for life and the Russia-USA alliance will be born?

Why do you play hockey like a bunch of pussies?

How do you react if someone calls you an homosex in the street? Do you jump into a fight till someone gets murder like rest of the slavs?

sure mate suka blyat

>Are we going to fight soon you commie dog?
I am not commie buddy
>We will brush your military aside like peasants, cripple your infrastructure and execute your leaders. Publicly.
>We will bombard your cities with artillery and airstrikes for weeks on end, until we are pounding rubble into smaller rubble. Until your women and children come crawling on broken legs to beg us, to plead with us to stop. And we will look down at them and whisper 'no'.
>Then we will unleash our ground troops upon whatever remains. We will tear down your holy places and sacred sights and build Starbucks, Walmart and McDonalds.
>We will execute every male over 6 years old and rape an American baby into every Russian womb. We will erase the concept of Communism from the entire region.
>>mfw rolling into Moscow blaring this from a column of humvees to plant the Stars and

okey


why so angry bratok?

it's ok thank you for caring

Yea I hope for it

The only political t-shirt you can both wear in moscow and kiev and dont get any trouble

Its ok Dimitri, Ivan can't do shit from a computer. Calm down, don't delete your post.

peru is historically ukranian land. now fuck off

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picr

it's mongol tradition
yes I have one

I am not guy buddy

>a fucking blank area

what the fuck is that, I feel bad for you dude

Explain the Adidas Meme.
My Russian neighbor always wears an adidas sweatpants and buisness shoes likes pic related.

>that fridge
do you just fucking eat jam all day and follow it up with coleslaw?

What the hell that's shitty

Do your knees hurt from squatting for hours at a time?

Jokes on you, its slavic vegemite.

Where is your god now?

Nice proxy

I think adidas is a status symbol and also comfy as fuck

was getting rekt part of their plan?
gopniki

every

Yes I do
But Hillary wins

Dunno may be because we are bunch of pussies?

yes
It's most scary thing in your life when someone
calls you a faggot

nice

Thoughts on Trump?

first one is used more than the second, its difficult to type out in latin but it sounds kind of like uieee.
Second one is just to modify the previous letter/sound of the word

Pizda jebana spierdalaj ty rusko huju

Fuck off dude

Russia and the US need to be bros

Is Putin good.

What do you Russian's think of Aussies? Could we legitimately come over to your country an enjoy a few beers with you guys sometime?

We've never had it.

>coleslaw

russians dont have afford that luxary

me too buddy

it was popular in 90-s
now it's just meme for silly foreigners

there is cheese, pomegranate juice, sauerkraut, beans and jam


No I'm trained from childhood

ты чe бля aхyeл кaкoй пpoкcи eптa бля?

Tell us more about your ultimate Swedish Organic Milk, Sahara Vibes edition.

Are you afraid of the African semen may pass you STDs? Or do you boil it before drinking it?

Take example guys, thats what you eat to squat a 660lbs three, naked, in the snow

Is it true Russians hate Italians and Greeks?

Hello, do you like Ivan Urgant and do you smoke ?

>coleslaw
>luxury
>shredded cabbage and carrots
WTF, Sven. Not everyone is fed only Jamal's cum.

Are you looking forward to being banned from Rio 2016 for doping?

read thread

I don't speak polish kurwa

read thread

we don't give a fuck at all
yes you will be safe in unlike murikans

No, more Canadians (kiddin)

Hellou I don't like Urgant but I like some of his guests so sometimes I watch his shitty show (Ivan is it you?)
I smoke only weed bruh

I am absolutely don't give a fuck buddy

Prove it.
I wanna see you squat

Are you going to nuke us? What if we nuke you back? Who do you think will nuke the other first? You know it's going to happen. Are you excited for WW3?

What do you think of American tourists visiting Russia?
Do you hate Americans?
If America one day collapsed, would you accept American refugees?
Would you support re-instating the Tsar?
What is the best place to live in Russia?
How important is Christianity in Russia?
What do you think of Catholics? Protestants? Muslims? Jews? Buddhists?

looks like an experiment gone bad..

probably really cheap chinese knockoffs... just guessing

is russia a good place to live?
are there lots of cool places to see?
are the churches beautiful?
how are the people? friendly?
how is your music scene? what's popular?
what's your favourite russian food?
russia is really big -- is most of the country just scattered tribes?
what do you think of ukraine?

Do you ever squat with your friends?

Sorry I am too old for squatting

all these rich guys up there not so stupid and don't want to lose their money, yachts, top models and rich life
so it's never happened

what experiment? Communism? ( ))))) )

What do you think about the aegis anti-missile systems going up in Romania and Poland?

>What do you think of American tourists visiting Russia?
All is cheap now so you can live like a king for little money
>Do you hate Americans?
yes

>If America one day collapsed, would you accept American refugees?
Russia collapsed already so I have this question for you

>Would you support re-instating the Tsar?
We already have him))

>What is the best place to live in Russia?
Moscow, Mahachkala, Grozniy
>How important is Christianity in Russia?
Not so
>What do you think of Catholics? Protestants? Muslims? Jews? Buddhists?
It's 2015 dude
Muslims are wild animals though

do you like canadians?
who do you dislike? do you guys like jews? black people?
are your women sexy?

Kek, thank you for your answers my white friend.

If you could live in any country in the world where would you live? if your answer is Russia then what country comes second?

What is your favourite food?

>is russia a good place to live?
one of the worst
>are there lots of cool places to see?
pretty much
>are the churches beautiful?
yes
>how are the people? friendly?
no at all
>how is your music scene? what's popular?
top from youtube (don't listen it except Mot )
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youtube.com/watch?v=et281UHNoOU
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>what's your favourite russian food?
borsht (ukrainian), blini

>russia is really big -- is most of the country just scattered tribes?
in every country we have tribes but russians also
>what do you think of ukraine?
they live better before all this shit

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What is the most popular brand of vodka

from 0 to 10 how hard is life in russia?

you said you smoke weed
how easily you can get it? is it expensive there? here is almost free.

>Mahachkala
>Grozniy

Are you, what Russians say, a 4ypka?

that's good for you
but we have something surprisingly also)

when I was young

Canada, Czechia, North of US

>grozny
>Russia

In rus thread, thread trolls you

>$1500 pesos las flores
>free
Tell me the secret to this magical "free" weed of yours, I don't see it

How is bear?

Isn't weed smoking considered degenerate among your peoples? The Russians I've met hang around outside squatting and try to buy alcohol all the time, not weed.

>it's good for you, but we have something surprisingly also
It's good for everyone to be protected from rogue states. I hope Russians don't respond with provocation because of a misunderstanding.

You are ok people, we are more alike that I initially tought once we got to know you.
That is the norse, not the oslofaggots untermench.
>But we're also different
Know many rus, lived abroad a bit

But..
YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM OUR FISH RUSSIA
>we not cares into nukes when it comes to our fishes

cool

2-3 I think
Pretty hard, our police working good
not expensive 2 bucks for 1 time
> here is almost free.
lucky fuckers)

No it was humour

I don't know, don't drink vodka
Putinka

I love Russia!

is there a big drug problem in russia? we hear things about krokodil, for instance

thanks for answering my questions.

why is it bad to live in russia?
would it be easy to backpack around?
is russia dangerous? lots of crime?

1500 is way to much.
i bought a jar of flores for 300. (conurbano)

and you can always plant in your backyard!

B-but Grozniy is Russia...

Good, drunk now and sleeping

Alcohol is truly degenerate buddy
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