>*knocking*
>open door
>"Are you user? We have a search warrant for your electronic devices."
How do you react and why?
*knocking*
Jeremiah Gonzalez
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youtube.com
newtotse.com
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Michael Garcia
Try my best to escape flee to third world country find jib selling patio furniture at the side of the road.
Can't say why.
Evan Cooper
They would find my secret stash of cursed images
Levi Bell
>lean back
>hands behind head
>feet on desk
>"enjoy terabytes of trap porn, memes, and videos of my dog chasing her tail
Thomas Scott
Alexander Jackson
I would be screwed for the thousands of movies and songs I have acquired.
Blake Phillips
I'd let them take my pc and less than a minute after they leave the time bomb I built into the secondary hard drive slot would eliminate all of my problems
Isaac Barnes
...
Samuel Perry
nope he moved out last night. Think he went to a place call Bradford.
Matthew Howard
Meh, all my tech is broken and filled with furry porn so i dont see why they'd want it
unless theyre all furries
Wyatt Hill
Blend and swallow my fucking phone kek
Wyatt Turner
>Can't say why.
I want to know.
Leo Cook
Your parents will die in their sleep tonight. Immunity cat will not save you.
Elijah Smith
Press the EMP button and the turn on the magnetic wall I have by the side of the machines, just to be sure.
Thomas Lewis
>open door
who the fuck opens the door??
Kayden Turner
I have nothing to hide except a few YouTube to mp3 songs. So I'm good. They better give me my shit back after.
Xavier Cox
>They better give me my shit back after.
It takes months.
Jayden Baker
i didnt make these, i just collect them!
Nicholas Baker
What's "these"?
Brody Cruz
I wonder what this guy did.
Juan Morales
or this guy?
Henry Wilson
>this
Landon Sanders
user can I have another one of your cursed images?
Christian Stewart
Actually know a guy whose friends pc got taken by the FBI coz there was, well, they thought he was something he wasnt he was just a dumbfuck 18 year old googling the wrong kinda shit at the wrong kinda time.
Anyways, they kept his pc for over 2 years coz they were like "not done with it" I guess.
Thomas Young
please give us more
Jonathan Myers
Prepare for lots of anti goyim memes
Alexander Roberts
>repeatedly crap in hand
>fling feces at feds
"HA HA HA YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS SEE!"
Evan Edwards
>take a magnet
>erase hdd
>sad has only OS on it
>copsrekt.png
It's about 5 seconds to do the job
Leo Morales
Would be funny, because I have only anal porn on my discs. But also they are encrypted. So no problem.
Brandon Thompson
>take off all my clothes
>start fapping furiously
>"you boys ready for the slip n slide?"
>cum buckets all over the floor while running from front door to my room
>dive my on belly through hallway and tackle all the incoming cops
>jizz and busted funny elbows everywhere
>get arrested while they forget all about my hardware
>call my dog to eat my computer in meantime
Leo Russell
>>take off all my clothes
>>start fapping furiously
>>"you boys ready for the slip n slide?"
>>cum buckets all over the floor while running from front door to my room
>>dive my on belly through hallway and tackle all the incoming cops
>>jizz and busted funny elbows everywhere
>>get arrested while they forget all about my hardware
>>call my dog to eat my computer in meantime
Oh my Lord
Kayden Williams
I have a meth lab in my room just for this very scenario
Adam Baker
...
Nathaniel Peterson
Hand over stopwatch
Nicholas Perez
>Let them
>All they'll find is newtotse.com
Carson Anderson
Noooo not my Xbox