You are male. Wake up totally female

You are male. Wake up totally female.

What do?

Am I hot or not?

Masturbate all day long.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE BREAKS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

You're a 10/10 woman.

have sex with a man to see what it feels like

Masturbate duh, women have much better orgasms than men

Scissor my wife. Have her dildo me till I squirt.

Celebrate it.

Suck my own dick, do s 360 and walk away xD
XD
XD
XD
XD
Xd

Play with myself then when I get bored maybe try and make good out the situation but probably just kill myself because I have morals and I'm happy with who I am.

Play with my tits and pussy then go get paid to have sex

find myself a rich old man and live like a fucking queen for the rest of my days, occasionally letting big dicked guys clear out my love cave.

closet fag

prepare for my death by masturbation.
Testament, hide my guns and get a nice large cucumber

Immediately become lesbian

smell my fart

I would
> Enjoy getting less pay for the same job
> Enjoy being street harassed by men
> Enjoy always looking over my shoulder to spot potential rapists
> Enjoy people always lying and saying whatever they can just to have sex with me
> Enjoy having people pretend to listen to me whilst staring at my tits even though what I am saying is very relevant
> Enjoy being judged solely on my physical appearance
> Enjoy having men explain stuff that I already know in a demeaning way
> etc etc etc

Start sucking cocks of course.
...then id probably head down to the gym and spend the whole day in the sauna or changing rooms


....

Faggot

Second this. I've always wanted to smell a woman's farts and now it's super-easy.

if I survive the cucumber session, it depends on what I get first, dog, horse or men. gonna whore it all

breathe easy cuz life is in ez mode now

Become a big fat feminist and sit on Sup Forums all day long hating on the cis-gendered white male.

Or you could just figure out how to return to being a male.

post tits on Sup Forums
become lesbian

Become fat woman.
Join feedee website.
Make lots of money, putting most of it into savings.
Quit after a few years.

Sound idea.

call in to work

Why would you, tits and pussy are awesome things.

I'd stay female personally.

>save periods in a jar leave to rot and post on Sup Forums

Play with self. Maybe go out and find some lesbians down to fuck and insult any man that hits on me.

Become a lesbian/ find a trap gf.
Men are quite literally trash. Women attracted to men are just unlucky.

Start Youtube Chanel.
Post videos where I fart into the camera.
Get tons of followers.
Profit.

...

Fucking myself with pencils ect, buying tons of new clothing, making a twitter and youtube account there i would upload gaming shit or something and acting like a lesbian

I'd just flash my cleavage on twitch while being actually good at vidya and make lots of money from retarded perma-virgin male feminists like you.

Start working in porn / prostitution, if I'm at all good looking.

I shed tears of joy finally knowing what true happiness is like

Start a Sup Forums request threat after a multi day long masturbation session

upvoted!

Good meme

>You are male. Wake up totally female.
>What do?

Finger myself all day long.

Find wealthy man
Marry
Divorce
Take half his shit
Vacation
Repeat

I'd go to my nearest gym and stay in the showers all day long.

Spend the day exploring my new body... pissing on my own face etc. Usual sort of stuff...

whats the name of that video again :P

>Wake up
>browse Sup Forums
>play computer games
>browse more Sup Forums
>go to bed at sunrise
>sleep

Two words: mirror, boobs.

I'd also explore how easy it is to get sex on demand from random men for science. I reckon I could be fucking inside 5 mins flat...

Finally get to meet Swift-senpai and have it not be awkward.

Yeah...

'Dad? Wanna fuck?'

masturbate furiously

This and also try to score some hot lesbo action

> Enjoy people always lying and saying whatever they can just to have sex with me
> Enjoy having people pretend to listen to me whilst staring at my tits even though what I am saying is very relevant
> Enjoy being judged solely on my physical appearance
> Enjoy having men explain stuff that I already know in a demeaning way

Yes because women do NOTHING like this...

Get a sex change operation

Lose 50 IQ points immediately

>wake up female

I'd finger myself a while, play with my tits. Then go trade sex to nigger men for drugs. Fuck the gas station dude for free beer. Then I'd put a very nice very clean load of buckshot in my 12guage and fucking blow my dome off bec. I was going to anyway.

file name

Eventually, die of starvation, after not even getting up to feed myself. Also, get eaten out.

Become a lesbian.

...

Sauce?

...

lick my feet and be a lesbian

I'll do the same
Let's have sex

I wake up

I'm danielle. Become "besties" tee hee mother fucking giggle giggle with my ex girlfriend.

Am now "besties tee fucking hee".... Convince my ex gf to go out with me bar hopping. "Daniel will never know, you should totally get spitroasted by those afrikcn american football players"

Video tape it. Wait.

Wait a couple days for her vagina to flush out the nigger stink.

Eat her pussy one last time. "I told you I'd get back in that pussy bitch". She doesnt know, I have a toxin capsule in my cheek.

Leave toxin in her warm vagina.

"omg bestie why is my pussy rotting away?!?!" Guurrrlll didnt you know all them nigger athletes got ebola aids?

Kek. Send video to friends family put it online etc, then post a pic of the rotting pussy. And then kill myself bec. I miss having a penis.

Yeah, I am 100% behind that one.

cry tears of joy, start living life as a woman

>dress up in tight/revealing clothes
>stream on Twitch
>90% finding ways to skirt the TOS and do as much sexually suggestive shit as possible/10% gameplay
>get easy money from lonely, horny fucks without having to fuck on camera

Seriously, why the fuck would I not make hay while the sun shines

masturbate for 8 hours straight at then start worrying?

masturbate a lot then start streaming games

I hope I'd look like this if I was a woman.

It would be awesome.

masturbate
go to bar, drink for free
have sex
it was a good day
probably become a prostitute

> Enjoy getting less pay for the same job
yes i´d enjoy not having to work as much as a man
cause fuck work i much rather be home doing stuff i actually want to do

Kek I litterally had a hearty good laugh where I bent over bellowing.
Thanks user

Also you are right. Thats what makes it so funny

>What do?

Become a parasite and get everything handed to you.

love cave ... i remember this haha

Jerk my she-cock

>This
I'd just start streaming on twitch while wearing the bare minimum required not to get banned. Make mad money without being funny, smart or interesting beyond my tits.