Would it ever eat something abnormal? Like a rubber kitchen glove? You could make that taste like food and make it eat it? Or procure some kind of worm or something which will kill it, or a disease. Or gas it or something and make it seem natural? Drown it in a lake when taking it for a walk, say it fell in and you couldn't get it out? Make something heavy fall on it in the wind? Be imaginative. Of course, I don't know what kind of things you have to work with.
Nicholas Thompson
Thank you. Imagining all this stuff put a smile on my face.
Caleb Murphy
the fuck is wrong with you?
Elijah Harris
Pick up the shit before mowing the lawn?
Asher Young
Feed it large quantities of milk chocolate while your gf isn't around.
Andrew Adams
some dogs should not be alive in the first place they're a big fuck you to evolution
James Myers
Quit being a lazy fuck and shovel the shit or water it down you fucking loser.
The dog loves your girlfriend, get over you pussy. Someone should run you over with the lawnmower. Faggot
Zachary Mitchell
you shouldnt be alive either you're a big fuck you to evolution also with your retarded inbred ass. i wish i knew a way you find because i would punch you square in the fucking face
Jack Collins
you'd be a shitty parent, probably never had an ounce of responsibility in your life you fat autistic faggot, hope you gf gets nigger dicked.
Christian Gonzalez
Sometimes the shit has the viscosity of your mothers sloppy vagina juice. So cant really pick it up.
Ayden Rodriguez
honestly leave the poor innocent little dog alone, i would fuck you up if i knew you in real life. wish i knew a way to find you right now i beat the living shit out of you. if the dog doesnt deserve life then neither do you you fat piece of fucking shit
Sebastian Sanchez
I wouldnt let my kid shit on the lawn
Gavin Peterson
you are no better than a cockroach, no one is special, live and let live, a dog isn't just a disposable item.
Benjamin Taylor
Feed it chocolate
Aiden Campbell
>i would fuck you up if i knew you irl
Dominic Brooks
>Implying you have any control where toddlers shit ur just a kiddo do a 360 and walk into on coming traffic, your gf won't miss you what with her getting nigger dicked and all.
Robert Richardson
Milk chocolate wont do shit dumbass, it's not real chocolate.
Feed the pupper baking chocolate and grapes. Dead in 24 hours.
Hudson Bennett
Feed it properly?
If you are dead set, just have some decency, and live out the murder in your head, and devise the alibi, but simply give it for adoption in somewhere far af, and bumfuck nowhere, preferrably a little cabin like place where they take in ex cop dogs and are almost untracable via internet
She goes looking for a new dog to adopt or just mistrusts u and finds fhat fucker online, I'd lol
Dominic Richardson
Soak a bit of bread in antifreeze. Put it in their bowl
Ryan Gutierrez
What are nappies/diapers?
If I did a 360 I would be facing the same direction
Juan Richardson
i actually love dogs. so my first advice would be to stop being a faggot, and try making friends with the dog. Bring it some meat, train it to do some less useless shit. so it's not so annoying to you.
that being said, if you HAVE to kill it. Run it over with a car. this is quick, so the dog isn't suffering long... and you can say that the dog ran away, or got off leash, and some asshat ran it over. (deep down inside though, you'll know that you're the asshat...)
Anthony Sullivan
thats the joke... >being this new
Asher Wright
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Levi Myers
>"mist" of dog shit
Kek
Adam Gomez
just take it with you on a drive when she isn't home and throw it off a bridge. go home and text her the dog got out and your looking for it but just go to Applebee's and have some happy hour apps instead.
Hunter Wright
"accidentally" drop some chocolate on the floor
Anthony Scott
Yeah what you said, in all honesty im probably just going to fantasise about it dying
Hmmm what about resting a car on the back-half of its body. That's fun to think about
You dun gone got me good!
Bentley Morris
be aware, that if you go this route, to use bakers DARK chocolate.
If you use milk chocolate, or anything else, it just makes them nauseous and you'll have liquid dog shit all over your lawn... ...not better.
Xavier Turner
This. A retarded cunt doesn't know how to take care of himself or an animal, so he resorts to some autistic solution like killing an innocent dog.
Elijah Wilson
>Throw it off a bridge Facebook like
Dylan Evans
Antifreeze is sweet, so put a little bowl of antifreeze down and let it drink that. It's not a pleasant way to go, but if you can get it to drink an ounce or so...
Jordan Green
Who made you the arbiter of evolution, you stupid, entitled shitface.
Get raped in a fire.
Jason Hall
Thanks. "Pleasant" is not a requirement in its death so this is great.
Jaxon Jones
Most dogs are like the NEETS of society. Dont contribute anything and are only alive because they mooch off their owners.
Nathaniel Barnes
The easiest way to do it and get away with is to help it run away. If you have a fenced backyard where it takes it shits at, make a hole between the fences and the dirt for it to escape and venture off. Next act like a rabbit or some other creature in your region dug that hole. Make your girlfriend let the dog out to shit so you won't be blamed and it will probably escape through that hole. That's only if you have a backyard with fences though. If you don't follow the first thing I said.
Lincoln Brooks
Not true. It used to be but people were using it to kill dogs and cats and sometimes people so they now add a bittering agent to make it unpalatable. Go ahead and try some if you don't believe me
Grayson Nelson
Nigga pick up the dog shit I have three fucking dogs and I still fucking do it before I mow or weedwack
Brayden Garcia
jesus 2nd day on the internet or what?
Adrian Rivera
Well aren't you just the man of the hour.
Why not just kill the dogs? Then you wouldn't have to pick up shit like a negroid.
Mason Bennett
1. You are a fucking coward 2. Your gf is cheating on you because she can sense how pathetic you are 3. You are such a loser that you feel like you accomplish something by killing a dog instead of manning up and facing a problem like a respectable person
so to answer your question: SUICIDE - MURDER kill yourself first then the dog
Austin Price
Why the fuck does it matter, kill it (stab it, stomp it, rip its legs apart, anything) take its body and dump it somewhere. Say it ran away.
if you want the body to show her just choke it, or drown it. You could also force it to drink some chems, ipa, cleaners, antifreeze just hold its mouth open and force them down.
Im dealing with the problem of shit all over my lawn and being woken up throughout the night.
AND as an extra "fuck you" I have to pay for the food so it can do said faggot things
Andrew Lopez
antifreeze, dogs lap that shit right up and it is guaranteed death, also chicken wings are a risky eat but not even nearly a guarantee. you could just break it's neck and bury it or Chuck it in the woods for the wildlife to dispose of, it's not like a human body, no one will care if they see a dead dog.
Carson Bailey
Oh no user, you got me there. But these panties sure do smell good xx
Caleb Scott
this makes no sense. oh.. I get it... edge takes priority over coherence.
Charles Martin
THEN DEAL WITH IT LIKE A MAN
Address the owner don't be a pathetic coward like some of these crybabies posting bullshit here
MAN THE FUCK UP
Hunter Allen
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Camden Sanders
user makes perfect sense there
but he might not to a whimpering child like yourself
Owen Peterson
Ok guys I did it. Just straight up beat it to death with a shovel out the back. Im shaking and its not even cold.
Jackson Hernandez
if you have a fence you can put the collar over it and it will hang it, get pics tho.
Wyatt Baker
welp didn't even scroll down but good shit
Cooper Torres
F
Ethan Gutierrez
2nd this one or
Smear canned dog food on road by the yellow lines preferrably by a turn around dusk . Let the little fucker outside.. And just listen for the action to happen