Most of these things are either not true or terrible. More importantly the majority of Americans do not like """democracy""" anymore.
Jason Kelly
>Thank you for helping with the reunification.
Jeremiah Long
no problem, glad I could help
Jayden Powell
here is my respect
Blake James
>boo hoo, look at this list of all the times America outsmarted and outmatched my country Grow up. Stop resenting your neighbor's success like an ugly unpopular schoolgirl and learn to appreciate their superiority.
Anthony Gomez
>Helped out our dictator for 30 years
Who specifically are you talking about? I hope you're not talking about Santa Anna because we (by virtue of the Texas Revolution) actually helped you finally oust that faggot, and he's the single biggest source of Mexico's problems.
Nolan Gomez
It's fucking annoying but you're welcome. We also treated Japan very kindly immediately post-war even though we were attacked. A lot of spies and diplomats died defending your country from the Russians, which as you know... Cold War era everything they touched got fucked up.
Don't fuck with us. It's literally that easy. Americans are like kind turbo-autists. Very friendly and loving but also hyper-violent to allow us to be kind and protect ourselves.
Jose Sullivan
>americans sperg out because we don't thank them enough >they even make an autistic copy pasta about it >finally say thank you to america >"hurr durr reunification was a mistake"
Do you WANT to get bullied or what?
Dylan Nguyen
america doesn's deserve any praises or thanks
everything america did is for its benefit and world view, death destruction and ultimately war is for their good
Adrian Torres
> @73939647 @73939672 Eww, don't give me your (You)s
Caleb Hernandez
I WANT YOU TO GET BULLIED
Eli Foster
this is why no one here likes you
Connor Nelson
This is why no one here likes you.
Angel Garcia
We don't actually know what we want. I don't like it when people hate us, but I also don't like it when people go over the top in sucking our dick.
We are in a constant state of confusion when it comes to our priorities.
Tyler Wilson
Thank you for NAFTA
Kek
Xavier Watson
do you want me to apologize another 100 times?
Brayden Miller
>Everything the touched got fucked up
What is vietnam, iraq, south amerika? Why are you so ignorant?
Mason Cook
you never have
Brandon Russell
no, it's because they failed
Aaron Gonzalez
The Mexican-American War was the result of you fucking with us though
Your country had hair-trigger temper back then. The moment someone took your bait you went turbo on them even though your country was the one being shady in the first place.
Jose Adams
>do you want me to apologize No, I want you to stop hurting America and trying to take it over and/or hijack our policy initiatives.
Jacob Jones
>Thank you America for keeping the entire world (but especially Europe) safe and free from communism >Thank you America for standing up to tyranny
Kayden Robinson
People literally make fun of us for apologizing for everything that happened in the past.
Daniel Ward
"Poor mexico, so far from god but so close to america" San Porfirio Diaz
IMO Porfirio was a good opportunity for mexico to be a superpower but he was to pussy with the US and the protochairos just fucked shit up because of "muh tierra"
Anthony Walker
thank you America for mac and cheese
thank you for pancakes
Lincoln Parker
good one
Gabriel Diaz
I apologize for my ancestors not killing even more subhuman americans
Noah Sullivan
you make right for your own guilt but never to us as liberators
Jason Green
No, stop. We just are confused as to why half of your population hates us when over 80% of Americans like Germany.
Josiah Bennett
Thank you America for producing top tier mixed cuties
Jordan Nguyen
We should have helped you in WW1
Nathaniel James
I did this in my first post.
Christian Cook
FUCK YEA DUDE
Thomas Russell
>People literally make fun of us for apologizing for everything that happened in the past. >This is how Germany apologizes.
Joshua Green
We should have gone for the anglos, not for the jews
Luke Sanchez
...
Brandon Price
that's not an apology
Gabriel Stewart
>"""""polls"""""
I never got the impression that german/american friendship exists. It's a meme. You antagonized us for decades. Everytime we try to do something you point out how evil and wrong it is.
Brayden Cox
ok then.
I apologize for my ancestors killing american soldiers.
Ethan Reed
>I never got the impression that german/american friendship exists. It doesn't
>It's a meme. It is.
>You antagonized us for decades You've tried to destroy our country and continue to undermine it to modern day.
>Everytime we try to do something you point out how evil and wrong it is Because Germany needs to be exposed.
You're a dastardly group of people.
Kayden Young
are you serious?
Brody Powell
that's not how it works guilt is in the immediate "i apologize for existing in the nation that was the result of the destruction of millions of lives i apologize for the violence the nazis used on civilian population on the ethnic minorities and the aggression against other countries etc" we all know that you cannot speak for dead people it is a useless apology to do it in their place
Dominic Hill
why does nobody pay attention to these revolutionary products
Brody Turner
then don't tell me that I have to apology.
Looks like america just doesn't want respect. Suck my krautdick and cry me a river.
Chase Cruz
i didn't
Camden Cruz
>German car companies cant compete and cheat their emissions to catch up to worldwide competitors >"Looks like you dont want respect" >"Americans are so dumb" Thanks but no thanks. We don't want to live as slaves to German socialist superstate, we want innovation and the future.
Jose Clark
kek then why are you posting here if you can't
Henry Phillips
>implying there is only ONE american on Sup Forums
Charles Lopez
>americans made possible the fact that i post here I hate Americans even more now
Sebastian Ortiz
>corrupt car companies are part of the great secret nazi plan to take over the world
I also never said that americans are dumb, just that you really don't want to be respected.
Doesn't it bring tears to your eyes and a smile on your face?
Ryan Lewis
Americans on this board are way worse than russians when it comes to attention seeking and faggotry/degeneracy
Colton Morales
>just that you really don't want to be respected. Germans don't even know how to give respect because of their autistic natures.
Benjamin Ross
achtung!
Henry Smith
Most of the stuff in the OP is horse shit, but I do respect the Murricans for keeping my country safe.
Joseph Murphy
thank you US for...ummh...ehhh...
Dylan Robinson
What am I reading? What happened to the leafs lately? Did one of your principal shitposters take a day off today?
Hudson Peterson
internet and Sup Forums so you can shitpost here
Eli Morgan
For caring enough of your insignificant country to show interest in it.
Chase Rivera
oh,thanks you :D
Robert Williams
Fuck off.
Sebastian Adams
See this is why I don't want to give america any respect. You xenophobic cunts like to generalise people so much. I like america as a whole but people like you make me sick.
Grayson Williams
>I like america as a whole but people like you make me sick. I hate Germany as a whole because of fake apologists who let Germany back stab the world again and again.
Respect yourself.
Bentley Cooper
thank you faggots for helping mafia that was almost successfully removed by mussolini and using them to control post war italy
Nicholas Foster
ugh we have it so hard desu.
Henry Reed
oh wow so we waged la guerra sucia in italy too. congrats, italy just joined a long list of South American cunts that blame all their problems on us.
Thank you US for giving cartels money and weapons so you can satisfy the most disgusting "culture" in the world where drugs are seen as something cool and you can't stop sucking the dicks of violent niggers.
Nolan Young
but your violent shithole is so corrupt it doesn't make any difference
Tyler Wilson
>"Please, America; stop bringing to light the violence and corruptions of our country"
Josiah Campbell
> Americans are like kind turbo-autists. Very friendly and loving but also hyper-violent to allow us to be kind and protect ourselves.
No you're just extremely passive aggressive and then suddenly snap. You've refined anglo robotics
Dominic Thompson
>majority of americans >larping as a majority
Julian Lewis
Thanks to the US, retard.
As usual the Ameriturds want to wash their hands off from the problems they create.
Oliver Anderson
>You've refined anglo robotics America is a force for good in this world.
I can't speak for the rest of them.
Noah Martin
>being this rude
wew
Luke Rogers
Fuck that's really accurate with my personality. But I always use my words first.
Justin Barnes
Bless your heart :^)
Noah Phillips
>suddenly snap and you are beheaded. that's the arab world not us, hahahahaha
oh really, so your shitty politicians are corrupt thanks to the us now, kek. and i am assuming the rest of LA cunts are corrupt for the same reason.
Colton Taylor
>ameriturd education
Luke Cruz
Don't fall in their game, let their (You)s keep coming
@73942704 we dindu nuffin
Tyler Hernandez
>want to wash their hands off from the problems they create. >people creating problems and having weak spirits blaming their situation on America
Please just have Volkswagen send its debnts payments ASAP please.
We have alot of Americans here who have been harmed by fraudulent German products.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
eh... no skin off my back LMFAO
Matthew Nelson
Well we are actually the conscience of this world. The rest of the world pretends that they don't notice the evil until we invade them and rid the world of them.
Benjamin Perez
Volkswagen has already been sued. Don't know how much of the money goes to america.
Kevin Hughes
>Volkswagen has already been sued. YA and we are expecting our debt payments.
Aaron Bell
all these people hating america... they really think we give a fuck. maybe the autists on Sup Forums will suck your euro dicks, but in real life we all know americans couldn't care less about your little gripes with us. all I wanna know is... why have such a strong opinion on a country that doesn't even think about you? I mean I get not liking our politics or whatever, but getting to the point where you hate americans is just cringe. I know I'm not doing my country any favors in this regard because I am insulting you all, but this is the reality of the situation.
I mean jesus just move on for christ sake.
Kayden White
>italy just joined a long list of South American cunts that blame all their problems on us.
Don't thank me. Thank the failure of Italian and European businesses and economics.
Julian Garcia
don't try to rush me
Aiden Carter
finally! yes, YAAAASSSSS!!! i have come here to collect on my comeuppance!!
Julian Flores
pay debnts
Thomas Flores
stale meme
Landon Hernandez
It will be reborn with Germany.
Zachary Mitchell
A russian, an american and a german walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the german orders a beer
the american says:"I am a dumb retarded murritard son of a whore brainwashed government puppet bitch i love fat weiners and watching my jewish wife getting fucked by black cock."
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the american in the face
