This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

We don't care kys on livestream

Who do you think will win the world cup next year?

Why haven't you fucked a prostitute yet?

Give me a few more years.

Germany.

Don't want to contribute to the exploitation of cheap hookers and I am too poor for a good escort.

>Germany
Me too

Also visit Germany, good escorts aren't that expensive there

Why are you a virgin?

I fucking live there.

Sperglord.

Then you have no excuse

Eu nasci aqui

>Eu nasci aqui

Foda-se

I remember when it was Ask 32 years old virgin anything thread.
How has life been treating you, user?

I'm still a virgin, still kissless, still poor and still underemployed. Beyond that, I am fine.

There's a girl who wants to fuck. But she's a 9 or 10 on the crazy scale, like stalker level. Should I still fuck her? She knows me personally and could ruin my life.

I am genuinely glad to hear that you're doing ok.
You're probably my favourite Sup Forums shitposter to be honest.

Don't stick your dick in crazy you idiot.

Which shows how shitty Sup Forums is as a whole.

That's what everyone says. But I'm 19, how should I lose my virginity? This is the best opportunity ever.

Eredar isnt a place its a race

why haven't you just killed yourself yet? when are you planning on doing it?

>WTF ?

Watches at 0 $?

Your life would be my worst nightmare. May god help you

It's the name of a server isn't it?

I'm heavily procastinating on this this one.

C'mon. I'm sure you can imagine worse lifes than mine.

There's a server called Eredar, fucking normie.

nope. would rather have be an Ethiopian with aids. at least then i would have an excuse for my pathetic life

If you had the opportunity to lose your virginity, would you? Even if it was to a crazy stalker?

You need to leave, fucking normalfag

What's the excuse?

Probably.

I'm OP.

Then why shouldn't I stick my dick in crazy?

lost my virginity at 22, is this chart wrong?

fuck me, I misslicked
was meant for

Because you still might have choices.

You are wrong.

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Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

I would say don't do it, it's not worth it. Don't mess with people like that sexually. I did it once, and he spread some major shit about me that wasn't true, and people made fun of me about it for ages even though I doubt they even believed it themselves - everyone knew he was a dumbass alcoholic weirdo.
So, talking from experience: don't do it. It's not worth it.

Post a picture, I want to see you so I'll tell you if I'd pity-fuck you or not.
How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
The right time will come and you'll have sex with someone. Sex does feel good, but it can be a bit overrated sometimes unless you find the right person, so don't stress too much about being a virgin. It's not a shameful or bad thing to be, you know.

>he doesn't know Sup Forums's golden rule
Never stick your dick in a crazy. Great sex with a greater price at 99% interest.

Wait it out faggot, this is the prime age to have your life ruined and that's the perfect girl to ruin it.

>Post a picture, I want to see you so I'll tell you if I'd pity-fuck you or not.

Face

>How tall are you? How much do you weigh?

178 cm. 72 kg.

I wholeheartedly agree, I lost my virginity at 18 to my gf who lost hers to me and while we have great sex these days it's not the only thing in life.

Body + dick

This, do it faggot

That is not the body of a 34 year old.

Mate, you look alright. You should've got some play by now.

It's a bit of a self hatred rut you can get into. I've been there. But the difference with me is that I've been forced to attempt to bang girls. I'd give myself a 3/10 - but I've got BDD. Never asked others, never care either, because their opinions will never match my self hatred.

I've done very well - banged quite a few 7 - 9s - no joke. It's all about attitude and I've never really cares.

But once you start, the more likely you are to get crushed by someone.

Lord, have I had my heart shat on .

Never have I felt like such a faggot.

Never have I felt like such a pathetic little puppy dog.

It's horrible.

Stick to the good old fashioned beat off

That is the body of a 34 year old with baby face and inability to grow thick body hair.

Well that's a nice body, well done. ;)

Tldr, write short version pls

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>There's a girl who wants to fuck. But she's 9 or 10... Should I still fuck her?

>9 or 10
>on crazy scale