What's the closest you've come to death, Sup Forums?

What's the closest you've come to death, Sup Forums?

This happened to me recently
>be me
>have tonsils removed because smelly breath
>4 days later sipping Pepsi
>feel small tickle in throat
>cough and see a few specks of blood
>calmly walk to bathroom
>lean over sink and blood gushes out.
>blood doesn't stop gushing out
>more gushing
>gf hears me spluttering and calls ambulance
>ambulance comes 9 minutes later and I'm on the ground with 2 liters of blood on the floor.
>go to hospital and vomit another 2 liters
>white as a ghost, sweating all over
>lose control of my bowels and shit myself a bit
>doctors say nothing but oh god the smell
>heart thumping hard in my chest because not enough blood
>head is hurting so bad
>room spins
>tell gf I love her and ask to keep trying to ring my family (was 3 in the morning)
>hear white noise getting louder and louder in my ears
>begin to lose sight from corners of my eyes
>lose consciousness
>woke up a minute later with a bag of blood being squeezed into arm by doctor
>went immediately for surgery
>survived

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Car accident. Seat belt caused internal bleeding. Got rushed to the hospital. Blacked out in the ambulance. Woke up in post-op recovery. Surgery saved my shit. Thanks obama.

Moral of the story is don't wear seat belts, they are dangerous.

Nah my mate didn't have his seatbelt on. Niggas head went through the windshield. Got brain damage.

>be me
>happend a few years ago
>drive home to enjoy summer vacation
>good grades, was excited to show them
>stopped by the bookstore to buy my favourite manga
>started to get really thirsty and to have painful headaches
>ignore it and continue to drive home
>final stretch
>drive with as fast as I can with my bike
>suddenly lose consciousness
>everything fades to black
>fall of my bike with full speed
>land with my head in a weird way on the street
>wake up later in the hospital bed
>police officer brought me to the hospital
>suffered from a severe concussion
>had to be stitched on forehead near my nose and on my chin
>nose broke (still wasn't fixed)
>tooth fell out ( got reinserted, had to get a root canal)
>could only eat the same soft food for 12 weeks
>still alive

Moral of the story, wear seat belts.

You have ignored a detail OP

Why?

>Still alive

You don't say?

This, the hell was that? Some fucked up internal bleeding?

> be me
>12
>come from soccer training
>Feel sick
>Sent to bed, Wake up next morning with pins and needles all down my left side.
>Spend next two weeks in hospital all the while with pins and needles not fading.
>Lots of tests
>Docs keep trying to send me home saying nothing is wrong
>IHavePinsAndNeddlesDownHalfMyBody.jpg
>Parents obviously refuse
>Eventually get an MRI
>Something appears on my brain
>Now they interested
Part 1

>Fast forward two months of hospital life
>Constant blood tests
>Eventually get another MRI
>They confused
>One doc finally cops on
>user has a hole in his heart
>Get keyhole surgery later that week to plug the hole.
>Release two weeks after surgery
>Get check ups once a year since to see if everything is good.
What doctors think happened
1.Some sort of kick in my leg during soccer caused a blood clot
2.Clot traveled up and tore a hole in my heart
3.Ended up in my brain
4.Cloth fell apart
They mentioned something about a mild stroke as well but don't know what caused it
Part 2/2

when is part two?
> looking at my phone fucking astonished

>Eventually get another MRI
>Blood cloth gone
>They confused
(I left something out)
Also they said blood loss from the heart would of killed me, So that's why I almost die

Hmm.. so many cases that it is hard to choose from.
>Held a handgrenade released the pin and threw it a bit short had a lieutant pull me down to the trench before explosion. I also for some weird reason just held it for like over 5 seconds with pin off I did hold the handle so no worries right?
>Crashed into a car
>Fell down a staircase drunk
>Drank myself to a point where I just went blank all the sudden
>Had mortar fired almost to my position, I obviously was there involuntarily in the first place
So which one is the most close?

Stairs are man kinds biggest enemy

this. we're terrestrial creatures.

Yeah and I went from like damn many of them, my friends thought I was dead at the end of the stairs. Instead I asked
>Where's my beer?

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od'd on mix of heroin and xanax. never do benzos and opiates at the same time. this wasnt fentanyl laced crap either, like is all over the place now.

Every 16 hours or so my body shuts down and I become unconscious. So far, I have regained consciousness after every time it's happened.

>at party
>girl I'm trying to get with passes out early, doesn't show up
>drunk and addyd out at this point
>fuck it
>hit up other chick who I'm almost positive is dtf
>she comes to party, hanging out for a while
>"wanna head back to my place?"
>yup.jpg
>shes housesitting for a family friend
>her friend drives us back...
>to her car at a friends house
>fresh snowfall
>uhh, should you be driving?
>her friend: shes fine, makes this drive all the time
>drunk me: lol ok
>house is less than a mile away
>turn into neighborhood
>at a stop sign, she floors it
>can literally see the house like 500 ft away
>car loses traction
>doing ~40mph
>car swerves and smashes into wooden barricade in some guys yard
>push car two houses to her place
>smash for two hours but addy wont let me cum
>6/10, still fuck on and off

>bike front tire exploded while i was travelling at 80km/h, fell off of a bridge (with no water below to absorb the impact) and stayed there for almost 8h when some dude passed by
>been shot by some crazy retard, apparently he got nervous because my pocket knife that i was showing to my friend, he shot me in the stomach and left, he is in a sanatorium since then
>had almost drowned when kid, don't remember but apparently i slipped into an abandoned pool and stayed there for some minutes

Unlucky becuase you life
Lucky cause of dubs

U decide