How do I make $1,000 quickly? I'm not cute enough to be a trap, otherwise I would suck dick for it

How do I make $1,000 quickly? I'm not cute enough to be a trap, otherwise I would suck dick for it.
I really need money.

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If you look like that and live near NYC i'd pay you 20$ to suck my dick... you'd be well on your way.

A job

What do you need the money for?

sucking dick can be a job faggot

an x box

To pay bills so I don't get kicked out of my apartment.

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>A job
This.

This is easy.

>Find decently busy liquor store
>Walk inside and do laps around the isles
>Look like a nigger about to rob the place
>Go into corner where people are around a lot like a bathroom
>Curl up in corner in as full view of as many people as possible
>Anytime someone comes by screech loudly at them like a dying cat or some shit
>Stay in corner long enough to make employee need to deal with you
>Since you look like you're gonna rob the place the employee will be slightly frightened
>Screech even louder than you would normie customers
>Once he is about to call police make offer to leave for cash and/or liquor
>If get liquor sell to some faggot kids nearby
>money get

>sucking dick can be a job
>calling others faggot

I kek'd

>I'm not cute enough to be a trap,

OH FUCK IT'S FAGGOT THREAD #242 TODAY

MODS WAKE UP
MODS WAKE UP

Have you tried looking for a real job?
How about spending less money on other things
You could pull a loan from the bank but that's dangerous
If you play any instruments you can start a band and host some shows to scrunge up some extra bucks

That's tricky fa-m,
You are talking about a lot of money, let's say you would suck dick for a 20 and fuck for a 100 that would still take at least 10 men.
You could start working in walmart or something
and earn that in like 2 weeks.
If you were living in a country like the one I live in, I would advise you to rob someone or someone's place, but the police are non-shit in america.
So yeah, you gonna need to sell something, or sell drugs. Or take the risk and do a robbery.

1000 $ as a trap? well, if you're only looking decent enough, i was offered like 50 $ once for a "quick suck and fuck". and i'm not even that good looking either. 20 dudes should do. you can do that in a month, right?

Best method is just to kill yourself for being a faggot.

>Sage

might not work in this instance cause the setup ins't quick, but if you can take part in clinical trials you can earn a fuckload of money

In the UK a month long stay, accommodation and food included, can net you £3,500 (4,557 burgers)

I need some sauce on that pic

im not sure if you wanted hp sauce or maybe mayonnaise but ketchup should be ok

Buy mdma online and sell it 7 to 10 times more than what you paid in any "techno" club.

Don't try to do comedy

Underrated, why can't you saucers type like normal people?

Deus Vult

Donate plasma, sign to donate your body to science, sell one of your testies, look for 'pay under the table' work on craigslist and that's what all I have in mind, goodluck

You would be a complete fucking faggot if you were to do this, but don't get me wrong... you completely already are so....

Learn law online... just enough to sound "legalish".
Cozy up to people who are known as patent trolls or just general shithole lawfirm.... and sue small companies for some petty shit.

For example sue cake makers for not creating some phallus looking cake for some faggots wedding and make fake news about it.

People often settle so easy moneys and possibly many thousands for your pockets quick.

>How do I make $1,000 quickly?

I would borrow it from one of my friends or relatives.

Because I'm not the kind of loser who burns all his bridges
and hangs out with bigger losers.

If you actually look like this you could easily make money sucking cock

buy any drug that you can dilute, like cocaine, then sell it.

Steal, alternatively suck 200 dicks.

Fools. OP you just have to sell parts of your body. Kidneys go for loads, sell blood by the pint, skin works per cm, even hair can be sold. Semen too.

If you looked like that i would pay you handsomely, or even live with me.

...

Ever considered this..?

I have an excellent hack for making $1000 fast economists hate me
Step 1 stop being a lazy fucking nigger
Step 2 get a fucking job you useless faggot

hikikomori meme

That lipbite is so 8ree. Almost got me

LOL

Tsuruko isn't cheap to fuck mate.

hi Blue

Don't need to be a trap to get paid to suck dick.

Just suck dick youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI

how old are you op

op?

24