Kaley or Melissa? Tbbt showdown

Kaley or Melissa? Tbbt showdown

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Is that Melissa pic real?

Melissa:
>Dem tits
>Dat figure
>Petite
>Probably incredible in bed
>8/10 face
This is objectively the right option.

right looks like shes ready to be fucked. left just looks fake

Pic on the right is photoshopped waste

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I'll say it again,

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Check 'em.

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nothing but pleb taste so far

Melissa, always.

Dude you seriously gotta stop with the nursing home fetish. It's just gross.

yeah nigga

Kys

Melissa has real tits and a better build.

stop peddling this autism you can't even find a sexy pi--
hello there

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No doubt, Melissa is a damn fine specimen. Probably cut down on the batshit crazy factor too.

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Yeah, doesn't Kaley have coke problems? And the other girl on the show doesn't believe in vaccines?

That being said.....
Gawd DAYUM!!!!

You forgot the lack of dumb as fuck tattoos.

Never hears the coke problem rumor before. That would be a shame.

I think Blossom's problem had to do with breastfeeding five year olds. *shudder*

Bitch believes in "birding" your kids.

She can be as book-smart as she wants, she's dumb as fuck.

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>Bitch believes in "birding" your kids.
Google reveals nothing but birdwatching, explain yourself.

While I choose Melissa, this one almost sends me to the other side.

I bet ya she's a anal slut, just has that look.

It's when you chew the food, and spit it into you kids mouths, like a bird feeds its young.

You also throw them out of trees when they're older.

That second bit might be a lie.

>Kaley has a good body but if you really take a good look at her she has kind of ugly face.

Perfect

you realize she only plays a smart character on tv...

you do know the difference between tv and reality... right?

High IQ post

It's either her or Kate Micucci for best TBBT girl

Just means she's probably into snowballing tbh

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Yeah. It was for some magazine shoot she did.

it's probably good for the kid's immune system.

She has degrees in advanced calculus and shit. She was actually brought in as a consultant before the put her on screen ya know?

I think she has a PHD in real life.

Nice! I bet she's a flexible little thing too

How?

that's a weird field to have a doctorate in...

You DO know that Miyam Bialik actually HAS a PhD in neuroscience from UCLA, and THAT'S why she was cast on the show. Right?

sharing germs.
same reason why people kiss.

no, that's alicia silverstone

Yeap. She has a PHD in Neuroscience IRL.

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I have a grad degree from the school of hard knocks.

how would I know that? I don't watch the show, nor delve into actor's lives.

but thanks for the info

So you're a nigger. Fuck off nigger.

I can read you spastic. Clearly not a nigger.

Kids are exposed to more germs because they put every goddamn thing in their mouths anyway, far more than birding or kissing or anything else.

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>"you know she only plays smart on tv"
>"actually she has a PhD"
>"w-well how was I supposed to know?"
Don't open your mouth then if you don't know the facts

So why fucking accuse when you know nothing?

ugly dyke

while you're correct, the germs they receive from those sources are not the same, and more likely to be dangerous to an underdeveloped immune system.

also, there's no maximum threshold for immune responses. there's not a point where your immune system stops developing because it's taken all the information it could get. the more germs introduced, the harder the immune system will work and eventually not need to work as hard on lesser threats.

having a dog is also beneficial to a developing immune system.

So you're one of those wannabe niggers. Only those two talk about "hard knocks" you stupid nigger.

lol I'm sure if I said that about any of the other characters I would have been right.

who put sand in your vagina?

you've never seen Annie, nor know anything about rock n roll, do you?

Kaley is actually a Brain surgeon irl, learn your facts before spouting off

Her too, according to this.

Not the most reliable source, but it was the quickest I could grab.

now I know this is bullshit lol

well... cracked isn't an UNreliable source.

The Kaley one is, the other girl actually has a PHD.

yeah no I got it

>the more germs introduced,
the higher the likelihood the immune system can't desk with them quickly enough. There's a reason we have developed vaccines.

Mayim.

goddamned right

>desk
deal

Daaaaaaaamn!

yeah... to introduce new bacteria/viruses into the immune system at a relatively safe level... exactly what this "birding" and kissing does.

vaccines can actually be somewhat dangerous if you get them too early.

not to mention you never know whats actually in them. but that's not for this discussion.

Yes, and you know exactly what bacteria are living in your gob don't you?

Being exposed to germs and shit at a young age might be beneficial.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_hypothesis

lol I can guarantee I don't have mercury floating around in my mouth.

Melissa when she is dressed as Bernadette.

>might be
come on...

> Any chemical compound with mercury in the name is the same thing

Literally what retards believe.

Yes, but you also drink water, right? Cos you'll get more mercury from water than you will a vaccine. Just FYI

Kaley, because if you saw them both IRL there is really no contest. Also Melissa is a stinky jew.

>to introduce new bacteria/viruses into the immune system at a relatively safe level
Nope. To introduce the antigens the immune system needs to recognize. Which is not done with live, functional pathogens. This nonsense does.
Vaccines are way less dangerous than the diseases they help prevent.

The only unappealing thing about her is her weird voice.
She's so fucking adorable though.

What more do you want? I've given you a solid hypothesis with evidential support.

I want Bernadette to play my clarinet

>her weird voice.
That's not actually her voice.

You never eat seafood or sea fish right? Really…

that's not even the point. just a factual example.

the point is, do you believe they only give you what they say they are giving you? you may have no reason to distrust them, but how do you really know?

you know who else had no reason to distrust their doctors? black people at John Hopkins during the 40s and 50s that they decided to infect with syphilis under the guise of "treatment".

The fact that it still is a hypothesis should be a pointer to its not being yet firm enough.

She's putting on the voice ya know.

She sounds way hot.

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Well there's an informed opinion.

both plssss oh fuck

I'm saying it's proven. if it weren't there'd be no reason to take vaccines.

exposure allows our bodies and immune systems to come up with a game plan for later exposures. it's why it is better to get chicken pox at an early age and become immune, as opposed to getting it in adulthood.

Kaley. Its not even close

Actually that's the girl from Wonder Years. Danica McKeller or something. But Blossom has a PhD.

She cut her hair because that's what bitches do after nudes get leaked. That way if more are leaked they will be dated by the hair. The more you know.

Not him, but I got chickenpox as a kid and again as an adult
It sucked

Neither, id choose this youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI

I'd love for her to talk dirty to me in the voice she uses on TBBT.