How did he do it?

How did he do it?

he just was himself

he was greek

That.

I am Greek

The semen of his companions made him a living god

As you know, ancient Greeks were Black, Alexander as proud Negroe man, can't be stopped when he sets his mind and will in to something.

Stay woke.

Descendant of Alexander here.
Ask me anything.

He sucked dicks

WE

why did you betray us and now speak slavic?

He was tutored by Socrates I believe. His father was also a leader and a wealthy man. He was an ubermensch among mere Peons!

slav genes, very strong!

Good question

Slavs have more qts.

Slav genes, not present at time in history! Bljet!

Not sure if serious or not...
It was Aristotle.

>not wanting a big chunky Greek woman to serve you Souvlaki in the evening.
I am German and even I would pick a Greek girl over a Slav qt3.14

Sorry, that was just my retarded memory not working right. As you said, it was Aristotle.

He was a Slav.

my nigga

...

aristotle was italian (sicilian) btw

Alexander was 100% slav, i know 4 guys named Alexander from my village, its very traditional slavic name

are you talking perhaps about Alessandro Magno, famous venetian trader?

So were Christopher Columbus and Napoleon. Italian, I mean.

Alexander was brilliant, though to be honest he had quite a lot of things in his favor
>Phillip II had elevated Macedon from a tiny state in the far north of the Greek world about to get rekt by Illyrian tribes to the indisputed leader of the Greek world, and had already made preparations for an invasion of Persia
>He only had one real enemy to fight in the form of Persia
>Darius II was incompetent and hated in many parts of his empire
>The Egyptians practically rolled over because they liked him more than Darius
>He was already worshipped like a god during his lifetime
And still he only managed to destroy what Cyrus had built. That doesn't devaluate Alexander's military brilliance though, which such crowning moments as Gaugamela and some ABSOLUTE MADMAN moments like Tyre.

Columbus was unironically Polish

And Niçolau Tesçlau was Romanian.

Siege of Tyre you mean? What eas madman about it?

What ISN'T madman about it?
>Old Tyre is on the continent, New Tyre is an offshore island fortification
>All non-combatants have been evacuated, the army is in New Tyre
>They basically surrender to Alexander, and to celebrate it Alexander wants to make an offering to Herculese in the temple of New Tyre
>The people of Tyre refuse, stating the temple of Old Tyre will suffice
>He breaks down all of Old Tyre, builds a landbridge to New Tyre made of Old Tyre's rubble, has siege engines pummel the city from said landbridge and divides the defenders by attacking with his navy from both side
How is he not an absolute madman?