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the gf edition

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the gf out on our date

what is the worst crime you committed

T R U M P
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Hitler never revived Heck super cows

smoked weed

I stole a $2.50 pack of strawberries from my school cafeteria when I was 14

fuck that guy

Turkbro loves Colorado, poptars, Wisconsin and O J.

I think I stole Mario 64 out of one of those giant wheel basket things at the goodwill store and didnt pay for it

in my defence though, it probably wouldnt have even been put on sale

cum lol

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>I think I stole Mario 64 out of one of those giant wheel basket things at the goodwill store and didnt pay for it

Not a crime senpai. Mario 64 is worth it.

I still love Banjo Kazooe more than it tho.

D R U M P F
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F

tfw no chicken nuggents

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>WAITAMINUTE, IF YOU COMBINE THE FIRST LETTER OF THESE COUNTRIES...

is this before she convinced you to let her fuck you with a strap-on to show you're not a bigot and to strengthen the feminist cause?

Trump trumps all the chumps, go back to your stump

Turok is the best N64 game

Is there more to life than getting drunk and eating chicken fingers?

Trump is the best US prez after Carter tho.

>Trump trumps all the chumps, go back to your stump

>is this before she convinced you to let her fuck you with a strap-on to show you're not a bigot and to strengthen the feminist cause?

Yeah, the Cliffs of Moher were my favorite

I can't think of anything better

uh, no

Sin and Punishment is

Right now I am drunk af and eating the food my mom made. I never been happier in my life senpai.

>best 64 game

>not Ocarina of Time

who /Charlotte, NC/ here?

FUCK YOU MATH FUCK YOU

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Or you'll get a lump on your rump

why do people think this was a clever insult?

>almost got in a 3 car pileup today with me in the center because traffic went from 60 to 0 in a couple feet
>almost
how do I celebrate my achievement of survival

it's post irony you wouldn't understand

I had a bud from Charlotte
he died :(

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Stop discussing products made by asian people

>Southern USA

Best USA t b h.

yeah
that's what i look like
and what?

>driving in southern california

your're thoughts

fuck you chi piece of shit

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With that said, i could never wrap up how people that think Banjo Kazooie is better than Mario 64 exist.

ah yes, the british

NIPPONESE CHEBS
shall be the new discussion

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what is chebs

If you don't have a OnePlus phone, then you're clearly a plebian who enjoys paying more for less

yep
that's two of our best girls
Boobs

what's the matter not man enough to race me down sunsent blvd

>average /cum/ poster making a stream
youtube.com/watch?v=02gLPWxEMbM

Turkbro posting his all time 3 favorite hip-hop albums.

Post a better one.

Can we all agree Banjo Kazooie was never good and is only remembered fondly because of children who are now in their late 20's played that thing 24/7 because it was all they had?

Selling drugs i guess

its a solid 7/10

cant come close to competing with mario 64 though

HW was the best we've had since Nixon

shoplifted some candy in my edgier days

I think is certainly a game made for children desu, is too easy.

Bit drunk buds
Are you the real turkbro?
The one of old??

I saw some mexicans racing each other through a parking lot traffic jam on I-5 when I visited LA

>Banjoo
>bad

Wtf?

Bushes were both good presidents desu.

Nixon was the last good president

spyro 2 is a good game

What was the most expensive thing you stole?

>Are you the real turkbro?

Ofc I am. I was there when CIA, Queens, Cuteposter, Notadrunk aka Monopolyman and Jotolisco posted.

>consorting with chink commies
>raiding election candidates files
>good president

FDR and Drumpf are the worst US presidents.

Both latin america tier

I liked timesplitters a lot during my autist days

Happy to hear lad, how you been? Kebab shop when?

Probably an Aero bar
tfw didn't even steal the good candy

*throws america to the ground*
*starts stomping it's fucking face*

And to add to my argument, you can clearly tell that the fondness for Banjo Kazooie is through extremely rose tinted glasses because of how fucking awful Yooka Laylee is
Prove me wrong
pro tip you cant

*cough*
m-make america
*wheeze*
great again

*shoots you*

I am fine senpai. How you doing? I will open my kebab joint in Memphis.

Drumpf hasn't done much but meme tho

good presidents
>Andrew Jackson
>Donald J Trump
>Ted Roosevelt
>George Washington

bad presidents
>abraham lincoln
>woodrow "morning wood" wilson
>barrack obama aka BO
>lyndon b johnson aka BJ

>riptos rage
muh nigga

crash bandicoot 3 was also the shit

honestly they deserve it for electing Drumpf

*joins in the violence*

>woodrow wilson was a bad president

We went there during a huge fucking rainstorm and I couldnt see shit. We took the dirt road along the cliff and it was muddy as fuck, I put my ahead over the cliff while the wind howling and I was scared shitless

he's done more good than obama

*gives you one final stomp*
yeah, make my shoe great again

>>woodrow wilson was a bad president

>lincoln was a bad president

What's /cum/s shoe size? I'm size
11.5

>George Washington
>
John Tyler tier

>trump is a bad president

>I just love forcing my wife to wear a highly detailed, phallic shaped strapon that she can shove deep into my anus
>it's not gay though because my wife is doing it ;^J

I'm good, nothing too interesting
You still play city skylines? I enjoyed those comfyposts. Wish you posted more but it's probably best for you to be out and enjoy your life desu

Thoughts on the election??

>drinking beer in rakı glass

>respecting Andrew Jackson, Reagan and Bush family

America needs more people like me.

3/4 of USA is now all nu-male traitors cucks.

>Skylines

I still play it. Made a British town. Posted on Birt.

>election

I voted no.

size 14 shit kicker here

>I form my opinions based off of Sup Forums infographics.

Mind posting the brit town here lad?
You're a true american hero

Dubya would have been a meh president if we hadn't pulled out of Iraq so quickly

>he's a mexican who posts an english model on a zimbabwean chicken farming advice forum

How tall are you? I think my feet are small relative to my height.