What are they thinking here?

What are they thinking here?

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He's thinking about licking her butthole

she's thinking about Jamal

probably something like this, tumblr

They're trying to stay in character and give each other the Fuck Me eyes like the script says, but it's difficult since they've been friends for so long that a kissing scene has been made really awkward

You mean Jamalina.

You already know what emma is thinking about

What the hell am I reading?

...your life running away from you

Pure distilled autism.

IMAGINE

that's pretty damn cute
MOAR LIKE THIS

>someone took the time to make this
>something so long with absolutely 0 payoff

why

HOLY SHIT SHE IS PERFECT ! !! !!!11

I know understand the sheer pleasure of being a director. Playing puppeteer with young attractive people must be such a high.

NOW KITH

ANyone have that voldemort theory about voldermort tried to save the wizard blood after he was defeated everyone become half blood until magic barly existed and few people who still could do real magic offended people because they had ''magic privledge''

Please go back to school.

what is this stupid shit?

...

except she was dating a skinny white guy at the time

I was unironically thinking this when reading these meme books as a kid. Rowling really did her best making Voldemort a retarded mustache twirling villain but his motivations is saner than Dumblecuck.

she can feel his tiny ginger cock poking her

This would make sense only if muggles weren't invited to Hogwarts and could perform magic. Which makes the point of being pure blood completely irrelevant anyway...

So why were muggles able to perform magic, or even called muggles in the first place?

Thats retarded

The strongest wizards were Half breeds and muggle born

Including Voldemort himself

his motivation is nonsensical

he thinks muggleborns are lesser, one of the most talented magic users in the whole series is muggleborn

the books literally go out of their way to show you how his motivation makes no sense and is stupid

She's wondering why she got set with the ugliest guy in the cast.

this room is... green

God that's so awkward,. How to actors do it

he's pretty cute in a friends zone way

Shit acting. She's got no love in her eyes

i havent been trolled in years...

They aren't acting yet asshole that's before action


Way to be a fucking dumbfuck. They got the final cut done in five takes

Rons thinking of his naked grandma to control his boner.
Hermine of being anywhere else.

How do you know?

wtfif

my uncle worked on the set

Are you kidding me? Number one there's video of the entire thing behind the scenes. Number two you can't tell emma is laughing and so is rupert as they are trying to compose themselves before the take? Thats not part of the film. This is right before the take of their close up for the kiss. They shot a wide shot when they come together to kiss and a close shot when they are kissing

They're probably both thinking something along the lines of "I can't believe I'm starring in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert."

"Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to."

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs.""

"I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King."

Reminder 3 6 and 7.1 are legitamate unfilteted kino. 7.2 was also pretty good

>wtfif
?
wait user do you actually know something about television and films? what are you doing here?

Im afraid ive been in this situation too many times that youre right I have no idea what I'm doing here anymore

>Ulysses mid tier
>A Brave New world low tier
Jesus Christ, that is some awful taste

habit is a powerful thing

BEHIND THE SCENES WHERE?

try youtube. extras from the bluray if you cant find anything

how much would you guys pay to kiss prime emma watson(whenever you consider her to be prime). Hate to admit it but i would probably pay a lot

>after he was defeated everyone become half blood until magic barly existed

But Voldemort himself is half blood. So is Harry. And some of the most talented witches/wizards in the books are mudbloods.

hate to admit it? nigga id rob die hard with a vengeance style

>So why were muggles able to perform magic, or even called muggles in the first place?

The vast majority of them can't, but some can. It apparently manifests completely at random, which is why you have people like Hermione (2 muggle parents but good at magic) and Filch (2 wizard parents but can't do magic).

Exactly and its never said in the book that wizards with muggle lowers the chance of a wizard being born.

Dumbledore, Voldemort, harry and snape are half bloods

and The weasels and malfoys are pure blooded

If anything present-day halfblooded are stronger

>literally the whole thing in quotes
lmao'd my ass off Tbh

>dumbledore

Pretty sure he's a pureblood, I remember in one of the books they say that his dad went to jail for torturing muggles and he was best buddies with Wizard Hitler.

Literally a few thousand dollars

god damn that bitch should set up a kissing booth for charity or something

>Rand next to Dostoyevsky
This has to be a troll pic.

Nope he's a half blood

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Albus_Dumbledore

In His mother was a muggle born wizard which makes him half-blooded.

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Kendra_Dumbledore

Just like harry's mom being muggle born makes him half blooded.

seconded

cant you tell its a troll simply by great gatsby in god tier and brave new world in low tier? yea its a massive shitpost thats been posted almost 1000 times

£20

Fucking this, Rowling made it painfully obvious that blood doesn't have anything to to with magic aptitude, I mean fucking Nevil is pure blood.
Why is /wizardpol/ so fucking dumb?

Ayn rand found the fucking alt right faggot

>shit writing of ayn rand
>god tier
wew lad, are you a highschooler?

he probably is its why he cant study film either

you're acting like that means something

Neville was a great wizard who had the wrong wand for years or something else fucking with him

great meme/fantaasy

He was autistic as well

I watched this whole fucking thing

>ayn rynd
>good

embarrassing

why? i stopped after 20 seconds lol

kys

this

is it adorable or creepy? I can't tell

Hey Sup Forums, I just watched the video you posted, the one with Ron and Hermione with a green background.

And I am wondering if you guys have any tips on how I can someday in my life insert my self in the position that Ron is in (and it doesn't have to be with Emma Watson) but just like any girl--one that close to me.

100% accurate
How will Marcus recover? By spamming cuckold shit and child porn as usual

Nah, he just sucked at being a wizard. Like Ron.

help

Maybe they have wizard ancestry that they dont know about?

Go watch Kate and Leopold.

Be Leopold.

>rupert: he's happy he finally gets to tongue her
>emma: she's trying to psych herself up

Babys first joke chart

They were thinking they didn't want to be involved in one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitpost. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-prosting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>1984 is a tier above Ulysses

'no'

because people would watch the whole thing waiting for the pay off and never getting it

wtf I hate pointless long gifs now

>someone actually feels the need to spam this every fucking time.

Probably $100 for a quick kiss. Maybe $500 if we could make out for a few minutes.
how much would you pay to fuck her raw and in any way you wanted?

Please go kill yourself.

Haha no. Now go back to getting buttfucked immigrants, yea?

>If anything present-day halfblooded are stronger

This race mixing propoganda

you would need to pay more than 500 for a makeout session.

i would pay 500 for a kiss

Its whats canon mate

This is such fucking hack writing. I know Rowling is an antiracist and this is supposed to show how stupid racist are blabla but really? Voldemort is this super-narcissistic sociopath who is extremely intelligent. By his own ideology he should rationally see himself as inferior because he is half muggle.

It makes no sense not to have him pure wizard and is just hack writing

his witch mother literally kidnapped and raped his muggle dad til she was pregnant

thats why he sucks

also she used a love potion
and there's a theory in the books that a child who was conceived under the influence of a love potion
will be incapable of love
pretty dark

spoopy

She said how she saw him as a self hater. He hates his father immensely and changed his name as soon as he could. He hates when people call him Tom Riddle because it reminds him of his muggle ancestry. He's suppose to be like samuel jacksons character from Django but mixed, a self hating halfbreed. He's also the last heir of Slytherin and Salazar Slytherin was a notorious muggle hater so it makes him hate himself that much more for being the "polluted version" of a once proud line.

I wonder though how he was able to get pure blooded supremacists to follow him? Because he was the last heir of slytherin? And extremely powerful? Maybe but I think they would see that ass even worse since he would be in their eyes a pollution of the greatest pure blooded supremacist of all time.

It would be if like if Hitlers last heir was half-mexican and he leads the neo nazis.

which movie is this from?

harry potter 6

no..... its from the 8th one deathly hallows part 2
7.2 or 8

thanks