Lena Dunham Accuses Odell Beckham Jr. of Completely Ignoring Her at Met Gala
>"I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, 'That's a marshmallow. That's a child. That's a dog.' It wasn't mean—he just seemed confused."
>"The vibe was very much like, 'Do I want to fuck it? Is it wearing a...yep, it's wearing a tuxedo. I'm going to go back to my cell phone.' It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie."
I'm constantly shocked by how much more disgusting she is on the inside than the outside.
Blake Hall
her projecting there is off the fucking charts. paranoid much?
Jeremiah Wright
please stop
Sebastian Rogers
SHE WAS BEING SEMI-IRONIC LEAVE HER ALONE!
Jack Cruz
>please give me attention
Then go beach yourself, you disgusting excuse for a cetacean
Nicholas Lee
>oh no! a man is having a natural reaction to me >let me whine about it kek
Ian Price
1. Who cares if this happened or not. 2. The entire article is about what she assumed is going on in his head. Based on nothing, remember, he didn't speak to her. 3. He's allowed to not like you. Disliking you isn't a crime. 4. You're famous, so he likely knows a lot about you before even entering the room. It's not necessarily entirely based on looks.
Landon Stewart
This isn't buzzfeed, fuckface
Joshua Kelly
>I'm in a Tux, arent I so wacky dude? Dude? Hellooo? Asshole.
Jacob Evans
isn't her pussy rotting or whatever?
fucking disgusting.
Ryan Watson
Doing nothing is now sexist, i love this world please never change.
>He talked to me what a sexist >He didn't talk to me what a sexist
Gavin Wood
she does this because every worthless faggot that talks about her in the Internet feeds her power everyone in this thread is guilty of keeping her relevant every poster in this thread is a piece of human garbage present company included
Sebastian Miller
What, did she think her personal fan fiction TV show was real life?
Camden Stewart
OBJ is gay.
Juan White
Why is this now a race issue taken up by blm? I hate dunham as much as the next sane person but this doesnt seem to involve race at all
Gavin Walker
>4. You're famous, so he likely knows a lot about you before even entering the room. It's not necessarily entirely based on looks. Yea, blacks just love watching Girls on HBO. Especially athletes.
He had no fucking clue who this amorphous fat amoebae was.
Nolan Baker
>Do I want to molest it? Is it... yep, it's my younger sister. I'm going to go molest it.
Nolan Allen
You've misunderstood When a nerdy beta with no money talks to her it's harassment When a millionaire athlete ignores her though then there's the issue
Gabriel Young
>>It's not necessarily entirely based on looks. This is the key phrase.
Michael Johnson
She's a jew, i dunno.
Adam Parker
ahah guys shes just JOKING enough with the outrage ok im going to have a panic attack if my lefty army turns on me because i revealed that im a sexist and or racist cunt
>be male >get hated for hitting on women >get hated for not hitting on women
good game
Jack Williams
Apparently she also made some weird twitter post where she said she had a dream of molesting a young african american boy or something
Sounded like it would've been kind of hot coming from anyone that wasn't Dunham
Matthew Gray
twitter niggas roasted her. I'm glad more people are starting to hate this human garbage
Joseph Foster
Are you shitlords telling me you wouldn't want to fuck this?
John Hill
Communism wins
Gavin Davis
its almost incredible how its like a constant race
Angel Hughes
The fact that this waste of a human being has a career in Hollywood is all the proof you need that feminism is totally outdated.
Christian Torres
MODS
Jace Mitchell
odell is gay so.....
Nathan Howard
once it becomes 'suspicous' or 'problematic' for lefty headnodders to say they like her (because she becomes associated with ideas that the hivemind rejects) she will be rejected by the hivemind and will have no audience left
she'll probably socially engineer herself back into good graces by marrying a disabled black man and having his disabled children
cant you imagine the content this cunt will produce after she has kids?
>OMG BEING A MOTHER IS SO FUCKED BECAUSE I WILL DESCRIBE IT LIKE ITS BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH FOR DECADES THAT WE HATE IT AND WE HATE OURSELVES AND OUR CHILDREN AND WE JUST WANT TO ABANDON EVERYONE AND FUCK JAMAL IN JAMAICA
Aiden Barnes
>That fanny pack stomach thing
Does she intentionally try to look horrible
Brandon Price
>He was like, 'That's a marshmallow. That's a child. That's a dog.' based shes jewish
Logan Powell
gyt
Lucas Green
Well, at least it fixed it's hair.
Juan Morgan
I keep falling for these
Nathaniel Anderson
something something I hate women etc etc
Connor Price
>@OBJ_3 is talented, stylish, seems super awesome and wasn't into chatting with me at a fancy party. My story about him was clearly (to me) about my own insecurities as an average-bodied woman at a table of supermodels & athletes. It's not an assumption about who he is or an expectation of sexual attention. It's my sense of humor, which has kept me alive for 30 years.
Right, she was joking. Who cares?
neo/tv/ is so triggered by everything
Joshua Morris
Female suffrage was the worst mistake our civilization ever made
Zachary Bennett
> those fucking teeth
Kayden Harris
Yes. She really does go out of her way to look hideous, intentionally trying to bait someone into pointing it out so she can screech about sexism some more.
Blake Fisher
>neo fuck off
Dylan Perez
shiet nigga
Hudson Bell
>average bodied woman >looks like a bag of melted marshmellows at the tender age of 30 americans
Benjamin Perry
Kill yourself
Gavin Smith
>Unironically caring about Lena Rumham
Angel Turner
>SWJs eating their own
is there any greater joy? i for one wonder if she would have said that if she was sitting next to a white man, its all very problematic.
Henry Williams
...
Alexander Parker
>people are required to acknowledge other people even if they don't want to I hate OBJ, but don't SJWs try to proctect this kind of stuff? like "don't force your kids into greeting anyone if they don't want to"
Also, Sup Forums here, there's a more than likely chance that OBJ is gay.
Daniel Hill
>backpedalling
show me where in her original writing it is 'obviously' about her own insecurities
i will show you where it's obvious she is putting thoughts into his head
Jordan Turner
If OBJ was gay, he would have talked to Lena
Matthew Morgan
...
Adrian Campbell
This desu. It's a self defense mechanism so she doesn't have to address her real looks by "dressing bad ironically"
Hunter Mitchell
>Your shitty """""story""""" gets btfo. >I-It wasn't for real. Feel bad about me being insecure.
Grayson Stewart
Why? She's a terrible person.
Gabriel Bennett
OBJr is a well known faggot though.
James Nguyen
Wat an ugly woman
Brody Cook
Someone please kill this bitch
Jaxon Lee
Doubt it, even gay people have standards. Lena was a personality problem that repels everyone.
Jose Wood
He must be gay. Any straight guy would start fucking her right in that moment.
Brandon Rogers
meme magic cant be this real
Blake Fisher
OBJ doesn't want to hear her rambling bullshit. He's busy lining up a train of models and cheerleaders to bang.
Julian Green
Looks like a 70 year old relative. Why does this piece of shit go out of her way to disgust people?
Caleb Bell
...
Ayden Phillips
She said it was clear to her, but obviously not to everyone else. That's why she wrote the clarification.
Though her statements do come across as incredibly insecure if you spent even a passing moment to look at them. "That's a marshmallow. That's a child. That's a dog."
Hudson Ross
do you think she cares? shes gonna keep shitposting unironically till senpai notices this thread. just hide it and wait for /cel/
Angel Wood
...
Brody Gutierrez
Jesus christ what a disgusting human being.
Christopher Fisher
Can you imagine a male celebrity bitching that some woman didn't want to fuck his fat ass?
Eli Ramirez
It's obvious she was in Neil Hamburger cosplay
Christopher Brooks
Jokes on you, my moms already dead fag.
Henry King
But that wasn't OP. You just cursed OP and his mom for no reason.
Owen Brooks
b
Jordan James
Such is life
Evan Williams
j
Gabriel Thompson
Foreigner here. So, a celebrity female has publicly accused a celebrity man via media of not talking to her at a party because he's a sexist? And it actually becomes a story?
Bentley Allen
>fat >feminist >jew
Of course it made the news
Hunter Reed
not again
Dominic Turner
Based sexual healing OBJ
He pays strippers to keep their clothes on and ignores stroppy white women
Jose Flores
tawt
Julian Moore
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THIS REVOLTING WHORE?!
John Nelson
>Yea, blacks just love watching Girls on HBO. Especially athletes.
Or she's just constantly mentioned on Twitter and he heard about her from there.
Eli Diaz
people like you keep replying and bumping ithem instead of saging and hiding them
Tyler Brown
Because White woman accusing Black men of rape is a huge issue
Brody Gomez
How insecure do you have to be to see someone looking at heir phone and assume they're deliberately not talking to you because of your body shape?
Like what a huge fucking leap to take
Leo Bennett
Maybe he just isn't comfortable talking to strangers at those events? As long as he didn't say anything offensive there's no reason to talk about this publicly.
Anthony Rogers
>30 years old
Man, she is going to age like dogshit.
Sebastian Murphy
You're not a hot fat girl Dunham. Cope with it.
Gabriel Howard
IMAGINE BEING ODELL BECKHAM JR
Logan Davis
i don't understand why this girl is given so much attention
Girls is a terrible tv show.
>tfw nu-males and basic girls ruin everything
Brandon Martinez
goddamn, imagine how much more attractive she would be if she dropped like 5-8 pounds
she would be prime thicc, but she's content with being chubb
sad
Easton Hernandez
Cause it's fun seeing all of the internet, no matter gender, race, religion, etc united to absolutely BTFO of this bitch. I have been waiting for a day like this for so long now. It's a beautiful thing.
Kevin Williams
fuck u
James Scott
>be obj >starting wide receiver for the new York Giants >catches balls with one hand, can probably bang any girl in the tri-state area >being forced to interact with a beached whale
Yeah it's so hard to figure out why he didn't wanna talk to u
Aaron Martin
>5-8 50-80
Ethan Williams
>it's her body shape and clothing why he wasn't acknowledging her
Owen Cruz
>I'm an ugly fat dyke with a body shaped like a pear with legs on it, and men totally want to fuck me
She's totally delusional
Christopher Martinez
Imagine being Odell in that scene and having to be all like "damn, dog-shaped marahmallow, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your child body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally catch you, with both hands and then again with just one." when all he really wants to do is sing Marvin Gaye in his hot tub. Like seriously imagine having to be Odell and not only sit in that chair while Lena flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the rapidly tearing seams of her tuxedo, and just sit there, scrolling through regram after regram, hour after hour, while she and Amy Schumer fight like dogs over a buttered roll. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone at the Met tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LENA DUNHAM LOOKS LIKETHAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of 16 year-olds and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Red Stick, Louisiana. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste Josh Norman's sweat on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "average-bodysque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she paid her publicist to say she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the chef calls for another course, and you know you could body slam every single person in this room before Tom Coughlin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Odell. You're not going to lose your future Hall of Fame spot over this. Just bear it. Regram some #foodporn and bear it.
Jacob Brown
If everyone hates her why is she so rich and famous?
Camden Brooks
>this human being Im interested in might not be interested in me >guess I'll do nothing about it and assume the worst >better make these thoughts public