Hey rejects

Hey rejects
How about a short experiment to show who you are.
I am a horribly underage B& (15 y/o) summerfag and I want to see how Sup Forums would handle raising a teenage child.
I am willing to change who I am (e.g lifestyle habits, ideologies, personality,) for the remainder of this year based on the first three people to get trips. I am willing to do anything as long as it isn't illegal/ too publicly degrading. For example you could change how often I work out or you could change what I wear/ eat. I will be checking in every so often so that you guys can see I am holding up my end of the bargain.
If any further information is required, please ask.
I will only be accepting three changes so make your submissions good ones.

No one would wanna raise a pretentious faggot like you

Don't you ever talk to my son that way again.

>I am a horribly underage B& (15 y/o)

MODS!

Ssssshhh, they're trying to sleep

Puts the lotion on the skin

Start watching baseball daily.

Let's be honest, if you were a good parent who actually cared about the child he wouldn't be posting on Sup Forums in the first place

Study science and maths three nights a week. If you get less than a A grade up your studies next year to five nights. Keep this up until you can take a STEM course. Upon college, study every night except Fridays.

listen to the wutang clan, tupac and etc 90's rap like biggie and nwa, every day, at least 2 full length songs

Reported. Come back when you can abide by the rules.

Philosophers show their wisdom in different ways

Go full 1488

oof

Be faggot and suck as many dicks as possible

Stop eating sausages for breakfast, work out twice a week.

>15
>not banned
Ffs, mods do your jobs

Porridge master race reporting in

roll

r o l l

Skateboard, learn guitar and workout 3 days a week also get grow your hair out

roll

R u L L

Begin watching competitive Super Smash Bros Melee and begin playing the game. Practice for your goal of making top four in a tournament of at least sixteen people by the end of the year.

>your own cum for breakfast on tuesdays, timestamped
>shit on thursday night homework assignments every other week, timestamped. if homework is digital, you must smear shit on your monitor with homework on screen with timestamp

roll

Masturbate to futa 3x per day

roll

become gay...

you have to quote a post or something not just roll for nothing faggot

roll for dubs???

Fap only once a month

Things are speeding up around here. Still anticipating the first change

Date and fuck traps instead of women.

Stop masturbating.

Look up directions on "unpotty training" yourself and start wearing diapers.

Pretty close to that. I try to distance myself from porn

wear a MAGA hat everywhere you go

work out five days a week. however, you must always be watching anime whenever it's feasible to do so while you work out. For example youd be exempt while bench pressing but if you had a treadmill with screen you must watch, when curling you must have a screen i front of you to watch, etc. You may only fap on a day that you watched at least a half hour of anime.

Practice piano for two hours a day.

Close

roll

fuuuuuuck

sigh, rerolling

Become a Monarchist. dress only as Austro-Hungarian nobility. if anyone asks why scream
''Gott erhalten Franz Den Kaiser'', until they fuck off. You dont need friends, you have your waifu. Kaiser Franz Josef the first

Burn that stupid fucking hat in your backyard recorded

Oi, it's a Chinese knock off. I only wear it ironically

read the communist manifesto

Become a serious buddhist, read books and shit, meditate for at least 30 minutes a day

Stop consuming any drugs besides alcohol, and limit yourself to two drinks per hour and six drinks per 24 hour day starting and ending at 12:00 noon

Roll

Only done pot once.
Don't drink all too often either mate.

Become a pothead

One more time

Transfer 10$ to my paypal daily from now on

Roll

mods should shove their ban hammers so far up your lil boipussy

Don't lie to us, op.

Get off Sup Forums tho. Get yourself a glimpse of the truth.

rolling for this lad

Good for you. In that case, watch every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by October and dress up as Frank for Halloween

Learn to sing. You must practice at least 1 hour a day, 6 days a week.

Holy fuck I'm on ep. 2 season 8 boi

become homeless

Actually, begin method acting as Frank from It's Always Sunny

Get a hitler youth or undercut haircut until the end of the experiment and don't wear hats

Begin to worship Wizards of the Coast: buy Betrayal at House on the Hill, begin playing MTG and D&D

Go full retard, smear shit everywhere, drool, wear a hockey helmet etc...

ky

this

Roll

It's harder than I thought to get trips, eh.
Rules aren't changing though.

This

killing yourself is not illegal, do it faggot

Reses Puffs:
Eat em' up, eat em' up!

Once a week

Wear only military fatigues get a buzz cut and eat only MREs and occasional vegetables so you don't die.

Go to the park every day, or at least 5 days a week. Doesn't matter what you do there, just hang out there for an hour

fuck yeah check em fags

O O F

S-so close

Winrar op.

Fucking end it.

Winrar, do it faggot

Get off this website and do something productive. Learn to play an instrument or talk to a girl idk.

Rerolling for something that doesn't involve killing yourself

Two down, let's see what the third will be

Roll

Become a sassy homosexual suck at least one dick a month to up keep status

Damn. Pretty sure suicide IS illegal to attempt but if not then you must eat at least one bowl of puffs before you go OP

do coke every week

Again

>know 1 homosexual
>he's a raging autist
I'd rather not

Rollioli

Roll

one last time

cut your dick off

Talk to one new girl every other day. Doesn't have to be a long or productive conversation, but you have to attempt to make conversation with a brand new girl every other day at least. Write down a summary of every attempt and post here.

If it makes you feel any better I've played Brawl™, like, twice

Impregnate a girl at your school and raise the child to be a respectable member of society

go vegan and eat gluten and lactose free

and also cut your dick off while ur at it

believe in yourself

Let it rooooollllll!