Rave of the Fireflies

>Rave of the Fireflies
Studio Gibli's latest about drug-fueled party habits of nighttime insects.

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The Eon Demon
Lovecraftian epic about some intergalactic being doing something something humans are powerless.

>The Ark Knight
Batman as a templar in medieval times. I'd watch it.

>Death Poof
A murderous campy homosexual dispatches his victims in fabulous car crashes

Dive
>.............. I dive

>Owl's Moving Castle
The long awaited sequel to Legend of the Guardians.

>Akira Kurosawa's Ra
The master of Samurai cinema takes everything he's learned to fifth dynasty Egypt in a historical biopic loosely based on King Lear.

WarRaft

A shipwright is tasked by his king to develop a new type of naval vehicle - a raft.

It is an intense portrayal of a man's struggle of justifying the act of creation that will lead to destruction

It wins all of the Oscars

>Oogie Nights
A fan made Nightmare Before Christmas seismic film

>The Ice Guys
Brokeback Mountain on figure skates

John Wic

>An ex-hitman infiltrates a Wiccan cult and kills Satan

2001: A Pace Odyssey
The exact same movie but even slower

>12 Years a Slav
Mocumentary about a man who was bitten by a cursed Slavic man and his subsequent transformation. Documents his methods of coping with his disability over a 12 year course.

starring Sacha Baron Cohen

Talker
Actually now i think of it this is an even better title for the movie he doesnt do much else.

Host in the Shell

a film about a virtual machine that can only be accessed through a terminal with only shell, and how much of a pain in the ass it would be

>Yes Ma
A slow moving drama about a large black family in New Orleans dealing with their beloved mother's failing health. Set in 2005, ends with Katrina and the entire family dying in the floods, twist is that the mother survives.

Jurassic Ark.

Noah fills his boat with dinosaurs

>Van's Childhood

The story of the manufacture and sale of a Honda Odyssey

>Talker
Andrei Tarkovsky leaves his trademark visuals behind and centers the film around the three main characters talking and nothing else.

>Lars von Trier's AntiChris
A butthurt DC poster goes on a quest to kill Chris Evans in order to stop him from potentially creating new reactions for Marvel posters to exploit as reaction images.

>Person
An actress suffering from mental health issues realizes she's just one person.

>No Country for Old Me

An elderly Swedish man comes to terms with the changing demographics of his home town.

synecdoche new ork

An aging ork, struggling with the ethics of pillaging, builds a life sized replica of an elven village in which his clan can live out their fantasies guilt-free

>Bazil
Terry Gilliam's tribute to a fellow Python

>Aging Bull

modern day Jake LaMotta goes on a book tour

The Neon Demo
A movie where the director showcases his potential and nothing more.

>The Ting
Spiderman goes to Antarctica, has to detect who is a monster looking like a human by trusting his spider sense.

>Ear Window

same film but the main character is blind and can only hear the neighbors shenanigans

James Bon ?
A french classic, james thinks he got it all figured out in life. He sleeps with different women and has a government position. Then he meets Marie-Claire a turbulent woman who loves artsy things. His life was good before he met her, or was it?

>Girl, Interrupte-

>Jaw

a shark tries to eat people at a beach but fails completely because its lower jaw is missing

>His life got shaken but not stirred.

>All Quiet On The Western Font

a crack team of typographers attempts to create a font better than Helvetica before it's too late

garamond has been the comprised best font of all time.

>not Lato
Pleb.

>Ron

Ron plays video games.

>Iron Ma

A no-nonense mother of five takes the streets to dispense vigilante justice with ther trusty tire iron.

>Fight Cub
A disgruntled office worker fights a baby lion at the zoo.

>he
Is a Chinese knockoff of her but focusing on a woman

>Titan C

A children's program aimed at teaching kids the alphabet using Greek legends m, it follows Titan C (voiced by Leonardo DiCaprio) as he goes on educational adventures with his best friend Titan S (played by Kate Winslet)

>Tar Wars

Caveman war epic

>Interstella

It's a space opera about a chick named Stella

Very good,

And instead of a monolith they find a giant jar of salsa

>Heavy Meta

A movie with a script entirely written in movie references

>Alien

After a space merchant vessel perceives an unknown transmission as distress call, their landing on the source moon finds one of the crew attacked by a mysterious lifeform. Continuing their journey back to Earth with the attacked crew having recovered and the critter deceased, they soon realize that its life cycle has merely begun.

>2 Angry Men
Same as the original, only ten times shorter

Jango Unchained
>A bounty hunter from space is decapitated by an elderly house slave

>the virgin suicide
the Sup Forums story

12 years a Slav is about Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovsky and his quest to squat on top of the Kremlin in the Tracksuit of legend, "non-fake Adidas"

nice

>Schindler's Lit
Oskar Schindler is a prominent nightclub owner in WW2 Poland. As the Nazi's start to send Jews to work camps, Schindler starts to use his fortune to employ as many Jews into his club as possible.
His club is allowed to stay open, despite the location being next to a construction site for a concentration camp. In this time, Schindler comes to know a particularly cuntist SS Captain whom he sways into giving the Jews mercy by offering him 2 for 1 cocktails and 5 shots for 5 złoty.

>Alien
James Cameron forgot to give a new name to the sequel he was making to Ridley Scott's 1979 movie.

>Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doo

Follow your hero as he travels through India where a vicious cult worshiping Doo, has condemned the country to a hellish reality of unsanitary living conditions. Watch him battle the demons Poo and Loo in a series of harrowing adventures before the climatic battle against the ultimate shit lord.

>Pup Fiction

Couple stories about cute puppies

>Not The Thing set in Jamaica

>No Country or Old Men

Kek

I'd watch it

>Peed
A cop must keep on drinking and urinating or else a bomb tied to his bladder will explode

the neon deon

deon sanders crashes his bike into a neon sign and gains neon powers

>Big Trouble in Little Chin
Refn's biopic

>8 Mil
A rapper doesn't know what to do with 8 million dollars he just found on the street

o country for old men

the long awaited sequel to o brother where art thou

>A Knights Ale
a story about a squire and an old drunk knight travelling round medieval europe in tourneys and getting shit faced everywhere and causing hilarious havoc.
the main plot is them trying to find this one amazing bar somewhere the old drunk once visited but he can't remember where the fuck it was cause he was obviously drunk af.

>Star Trek: Fist Contact
Worf starts an interstellar boxing ring.

>Ronson
A stylish biopic of the life and times of Mark Ronson

>God Bless merica
Basically the same as God Bless America but more extreme.

>how to train your drago

An instructional video on how to train Captain Ivan Drago to beat Rocky's ass

>not anal fisting
shit/10

A bittersweet coming of age story. It follows the life of a young carehome worker from rural Nebraska trying to make it in the big city, as she follows the will of one of the home's late residents in finding his old family. Featuring her fond memories of advice and life experiences gained while working in the home.

>I follow
A young actress from a nickelodeon sitcom is stocked by user from a anonymous image board

>Deadpoo

Title speaks for itself

>Fist Men in the Moon

Mankind's first lunar geofront colony meets a tragic end when a genetically-engineered parasite gets loose and turns the population into murderous donkey-punching sex-fiends.

>not a story about fisting other men inside the moon

>Prime

It's about a 14 year old prostitute.

>The Neo Demon

neon demon - matrix spinoff, starring Keanu "real lolita shit" Reeves

>He Hobbit
progressive He Man remake starring Vern Troyer

>Mad Max fur road
A Mad Max furry remake, Max's wolf fursona has to drive around fucking desert animals to get guzzoline and semen to power his car.

>The Non Demon
A living man accidentally ends up wandering the depths of hell after a bureaucratic mix-up

>Finding Neo
Matrix prequel

>Evil DEA
A corrupt drug enforcement officer begins slangin' dope and framing rival gangbangers to make it himself in the street game

>>Aging Bull
>modern day Jake LaMotta goes on a book tour

You don't even have to make up a story. Stanhope did a bit about when he met him.

LaMotta's trophy wife is basically his caretaker now and they do plays at a community theater (written by his wife).

Want this

>Amy Dog
A young women, one of the first to be allowed to fight on the front lines in the middle east, returns home with traumatic PTSD and starts to believe that she's a lost dog looking for her pack

I'm stealing this

That's literally the story described.

>Starship Roopers
Massive scale space battles with ships built entirely of Legos manned by thousands of Roo Roo clones that went rogue and formed their own warring federations 20,000 years in the future.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Roo Roo.

It's the same film but with a talking dog as the main character.

lel

>Ad Max

Marketing executive Max is slowly marginalised by the affirmative action hire of a disabled lesbian who is capable of doing everything he can but better.

I'd watch that

>Reversiblé

A man has his girlfriend raped, but thanks to his time-travelling powers he manages to go back in time to rape his girlfriend's rapist so that he doesn't feel the urge to rape anymore.

>Escape From New Yor

A group of friends are excited to be invited to an audience test screening of an upcoming blockbuster movie, but excitement turns to horror as they discover they're watching a Michael Bay remake of Yor: Hunter from the Future. Can they escape the theatre before they lose their minds?

underrated

The Thingy

>Full Meal Jacket
The story of a young man that finds a magic jacket capable of dispensing meals for everybody.

>The Assassination of Jess James by the Coward Robert Ford
A remake of the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford, but starring jennfier lawrence in brad pitt's place

Ayo

>Onan the Barbarian

Arnold Schwarzenegger bukakkes James Earl Jones and a camel to death.