I'm a security guard working overnight. I'm alone and bored. Ask me anything faggots

I'm a security guard working overnight. I'm alone and bored. Ask me anything faggots

what do you do at your job?

you ever get scared with working overnight?

See any spooky shit?

I do patrols and check in contractors and trucks etc

Nah but the big ass possums and raccoons give me the heebie jeebies

So far no but i want to. That would make the night exciting

get off gta and do your job zac, god damn.

The job pay well?

Ever wank it to one of your co-workers?

I wish i had GTA lol

This particular post pays 12 an hour but im unarmed. Theres some armed jobs that pay 15 and higher. Federal shit

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I'm alone so no. Its rare to find a sexually attractive female security guard

Gonna have to try harder than that breh

You allowed to watch movies or do anything else on the job?

Ever wank it on the job?

Yeah bro. I literally get paid to watch tv or be on my phone all day. I could even bring a console and play but i haven't. This job is great for college students. So much downtime

Nah ive never had the urge to

What's the most public place you wanked it?

Do you have an exhibitionist fetish?

No

What do you think prison is going to be like, asswipe?

Is that your hand or your girls hand?

Lmao try that shit on a newfag. You think the FBI cares about a bored security guard

what's, like, your deal man?

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