Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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1st for korea

REKT

...

韓国がいつも負ける。

actually true

ねねっちとエッチなことしたい

chitchatというか雑談じゃない

その通りだな
だからこの掲示板には韓国スレがないわけだ

風鈴の音が好きだ。

膣の叫び声が好きだ。

チットチャットじゃん

聞いたことがあるのか

膣って叫ぶ物だったのか
知らなかった

I hope the F has colon cancer

Do they do skywriting in Japanese? I nicknamed my girlfriend "yagi" a while ago and was wondering if possible to write in sky...

>pic related
>was drunk and forgot how to write in Japanese

ジャップたち起きてるかい

まだ

まだ寝ていると思う。

dw, he'll die to terrorism before long

夢中投稿なんですか?

日本人ではありません

you see peru in hong kong in the TST area

he looks anxious and uncomfortable. he has sweat stains under his arm pits, he has a protruding belly sticking out. he's wearing a cheap suit that looks like it was poorly made from a peruvian factory.

he is anxious and sweating profusely and staring at all the whites while avoiding eye contact with them if they look back

do you walk up to him and say hello?

でもその国旗は

在日外国人でございます

敵はモテモテ転校生?

やっぱり英語教師ばかり

日本人です。チヤホヤしてください。(/ω\)

そうに決まってるだろ
は嘘つきだ

嘘じゃないもん(´・ω・`)

凄いわ
ちょっと撫でていいの?

おちんちんの先っちょを優しくお願いします(´・ω・`)

いつも転校生を会いませんでした。

それはちょっと…

are you in Canada?

怖いの?(´・ω・`)

ちょっと意味が分からない

怖いていうか凄い

凄くないです。とても謙虚なおちんちんです。(´・ω・`)

I'm thinking about staying in Swedish Japan for a year. Could be fun.

hmm, they got the amount of brown people right

Do you have to move to a fake Sweden to feel that you are a genuine Swede? It's perverted.

I thought that village was just amusement park.
Hokkaido is cultureless place...

世界はいろいろなちんちんがあるけど、たぶん謙虚なのは俺に似合うよ

THE F IS DEAD
HOORAY

...

私の謙虚なおちんちんでアナタの傲慢なケツ穴まんを侵略してあげます(´・ω・`)

.__. they built a German theme park as well
Their mascot was a pig called Angie
It's even on gamecenter cx

The F please contact me on Facebook, skype (t20weeks) or email ([email protected])
Please, I need to talk to you

待ってるよ
こちへこい

it's okay... go to bed.

嘘です。やっぱり怖いです(´・ω・`)

怖くないぜ
かわいい彼氏を欲しい

>pig
I don't see clear relationship between German and pig.
Is that because you eat minced pork?

It's just cute and to be honest they named the mascot before Merkel became chancellor. Please don't read too much into that comment I just tried to be funny

可愛いムスリムの彼氏を作ればいいじゃないですかー(・∀・)

>too much
there's nothing too much about it.
I now remember you guys eat lots of pork.

嫌だ
日本人のがいいよ

Hell yeah, it's tasty

戦争が始まって、どこかに避難しなくちゃいけなくなってもドイツは嫌だ。
シリア難民と一緒にされるのは耐えられない。

I hate Japan
You are fucking ugly monkeys
Fuck Japan and the F

Brit eat lots of lamb
French eat lots of chicken
German eat lots of pork

...these are my impression.

だから日本に避難させてくれない?
私はいい子だよ

But we don't hate you.
We are just wondering why you are here for our attention... are you lonely? What do you want us to do with it?

Sounds about right. But honestly I love to eat all of them!

EUのことはEU内で解決してください(´・ω・`)

I want friends

嫌だけど

There is no use in replying to him.

Eat more fish. It's good for your skin.

If you tried to stop being an asshole you might get some actually

I'm only an asshole to the F and Peru

ダメです(´・ω・`)

Thank you very much for your advice.
But I've been on this thread for quite some time and I think I know who I should reply to and who I shouldn't.

いじめないでくれ(。ŏ﹏ŏ)

why nips so rude to each other

We all want the world to be peaceful and full of love.
You displaying obvious hatred to others is something very painful to see for us.

ドイツで困ったことがあれば、ギリシャやトルコが真っ先に助けてくれるから安心。日本の出番はないな(・∀・)アハハハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ\/\

ちょっとデブは黙ってて
here, i can be rude to murricans too.

やっぱアメリカ人だな…

At least we don't shoot each other.

デブじゃないもん(´・ω・`)

...

カナダ人なの?

どうしてそんな失礼なこと言いうの?(´・ω・`)

good night

Really makes you think

夢で逢いましょう

h*ck off

i hope i don't wake up
dying in your sleep is the greates thing that can happen
you don't expect it and you never notice it

you have a big admirer though

ちょおま

ハムとベーコンの区別もつかない人たちと一緒にしないで欲しい(´・ω・`)

ナにソレイミワカンナイ

it's me with a proxy

この世の全ての物に意味がある訳ではない

no, I'm not you. and I am not your admirer.

フランスは選挙で忙しいんだろう。
le pen勝つかな?

日本は自民党一強でつまらないけど…