Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this
>wut do

nice bush

Wonder how I ended up in the wrong house.

turn 360 and fuck, rinse and repeat.

>walk into bathroom
>see this
>wut do (bullying not allowed btw)

WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY SINGLE THREAD

FUCK OFF, YOU'RE WAIFU A SHIT

Immediately spurt into my pants and pass out.

Manjaw when young, just general ugly old white lady now

Tell her to get the fuck out of my bed and ask where my much more attractive girlfriend is.

uhhhh pls don't bully my waifu, say ONLY nice things

thank you

Is that Gollum?

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

grab my shaving kit.

post pics desu

THIS IS BULLYING
STOP

LUSCIOUS PUBES

this is the first picture where she doesn't look terrible

It's funny how wonderfully soft and feminine her body looks compared to the kickboxing physiques of modern female action stars.

HAIRLINE WHERE

consider suicide

she's ugly af, m8

>modern female action stars.
l-like who?

Sit down and watch. This is a pretty good movie and its past the boring parts.

perfect

DONT BE RUDE OK

LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING

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NO ASS
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A
S
S

>finally admits his waifu is fugly as sin
>still desperately clings to her

I can smell the cum-stained underwearthat hasn't been washed in weeks from here

THICC

why would she have an ass?

Oh, Sigourney Weaver
I believe you can get me through the night..

i did NOT say she was fugly, just that looks ARENT everyting ok? and thats true, just look at these medals

also, if you MUST know, I do my laundry EVERY week ok

Hey faggot, Katie Ledecky here.

Stop posting me all over Sup Forums, it's starting to get on my nerves.

If I ever met you in person I'd make you lick the soles of my shoes, then spank you, then tell you to fuck off and hope to never see your sorry face ever again.

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>I'd make you lick the soles of my shoes, then spank you

oh god yes

Well first I would ask what the fuck happened to my room arrangement.

Oh, you know, all those wiry women with their muscles. I don't watch that shit, but I see 'em now and again, in glimpses. I'm sure I've seen this around, the women with the sinewy frames.


Yeah. So lovely.

thank god you are baiting

This is so fucking hot
Any other movies where you get bush peeks but not nudity?

Alien (1)

Seriously, for a moment - I'm not that user, but - this is not about her face, I suspect. Have you seen the power in her back and chest? The sheer mammalian force in her swimming. That user doesn't want to look at Ledecky, he wants Ledecky to bend him over and fill him, roaring her triumph. And he's right.

I remember fluffy panties but no pube spillage

This definitely happens, I've seen women with very strongly defined muscles in shit. I don't mean Chyna defined, I mean like sprintermode. They may not have been fighting, possibly they were kickboxing.

She looks like fucking Dobby

>ywn chew on Katie's weird hair

STOP POSTING THIS NSFL THING, FUCK OFF TO Sup Forums

*Your

pop a chest boner

I wonder why i ended up in the Sulaco in first place.

Wonder why I am in the wrong movie

Why did she shave in the first movie which was in the hairy 70's?

You could tell she had a big bush in the first one too

No. Her underwear was smaller and nothing poked out when she spread her legs.

AAAAARGH I WANT HER TO POUR GRAVY DOWN HER MIDRIFF AND LET ME DRINK THE SEEPAGE FROM HER WOMAN FUR

hello newfriend

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Nothing poked out but you could clearly tell she had a big muff jungle hiding behind it

Anybody copypasta'd Sigourney's recollection of the Fox exec on set saying the alien in its blackness must be marveling Ripley's pink white skin?

Looks like she just trimmed the Jessie Slaughter area and left the upper part alone.

Oh man, the verdancy.

somebody screencap the frame showing her undercarriage.

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I couldn't find a screencap but the shot of Ripley after she tells Hicks her "Name's Ellen" is beautiful, her finest moment, pure waifu-ness.

The cast of Galaxy Quest were at a screening of Alien. And this part Tim Allen goes "Oh YEAH!" toward Sigourney.

tussle her pubes to release the aroma

this

yee

It's what bushes are for

You stole this joke from , boo, cheat!

sit down and watch, I haven't seen it in a while, maybe consider marathoning the first three

>Being near Ripley
Well, I'm going to die before the end credits so yolo