Guys what do I do to get a new penis

Guys what do I do to get a new penis

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oh jeez. not only is it super small, but its disgustingly ugly too.
only solution is to become a mtf and cut it off.

Sry about your penis user.
The bush isn't helping though, trim that shit.

Cut off
It grow bigger

Become celibate.
Don't try to chase pussy.
Concentrate on other avenues of finding joy in life (for me it's boozing)
Come to accept no woman will truly ever love you.
If you find companionship you will be cuckolded and or cheated on.
And for the love of god don't reproduce.
No one deserves a penis that small especially your offspring.

And I mean all of this. I myself am endowed like you. I've come to these conclusions.

Drinking plenty of bleach will help you reach your goals.

Easy, you kill yourself then believe that reincarnation can save you. Just cut it off and get a vagina instead, you could also use your ass :)))

Invest in stemcell research?

I mean, there are cases where they managed to turn someone's finger into his dick when the little guy is lost. It can be done as long as the nerves and neural network is in place.

Pretty sure in a couple of years they'll be able to add meat to your dick.

Maybe like that thing the Chinese did to gain height; where they break the leg bones and force it to stay apart. So they cut your dick, reattach the skin, pull it to force it to stay apart, then inject stemcells. Voila, longer dick

reroll your stats, add more charisma

КOPOTКOCTBOЛЫ HE HУЖHЫ

Ha!

Is that you Mr. President?

Kek
Op kys tbh fam

It's like a third testicle

If it was similar to breast I'd come suck your dick a lot over the course of several months to help out.

Consider rerolling, or becoming a catholic priest and boning little boys on the side

this is not a bad path user.

however you could still try surgery op, an aquantance of mine had micro penis and through some mutual friends i got the word that now he can actually function with relative normality soo if you have the money go for it. fix your junk.

it's shopped, isn't it?

Holy fuk. This is sad. Have you ever fucked a girl and seemed satisfied?

Get a new dick in your next life.

holy shit that looks like a fucking pancake wtf

thank you for making me happy about my 16 cm penis.

Get good at eating pussy... it worked for me