Let's dispense with the foreplay and have a massive Shit British TV thread

Let's dispense with the foreplay and have a massive Shit British TV thread.

I've just had my tea, now watching Strictly... And you?

Also: Lesley Joseph. Would you still hit that?

Hope Based Rinder wins.

Dunno if I prefer Balls or Rinder

Based Balls. He'll win, and then he'll kill Corbyn and save Labour.

Not going out so I watched "Pointless" and now drinking romaine

Tracey Ann Obermann was looking good... Soap GILF thread?

Who /Daisy/ here?

Tess needs to be careful not to flash her knickers
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>implying the electorate wants reheated Blairism AGAIN

I watch naked attraction. Why are the male contestants always BBCs?

Had a boner during that whole episode tbqh. Always thought she was a top jewfu.

Here.

Saw her on Toast of London

The British electorate is absolutely FUCKED.

Labour is tearing itself apart, we might end up with an extra party... Maybe the centre left can merge with the Lib Dems.

Although that's a bit like trying to make a brick float by sellotaping another brick to it.

Too many blacks.

From pointless tonight
>Alex: Name a chemical element where its first letter is in the second half of the alphabet
>Dumb bitch: Well I'm not sure if it's really a chemical element but I know you can make this from chemicals so I'm going to say "A flame".
>Alex:*wtf is that a joke or her actual answer or what?*
>Awkward laughs from the audience not sure if she's serious
>Dumb bitch: because I remember all those Bunsen burners in school
>Alex:*kill me now how can one person be so retarded*

Honestly lad I couldn't even laugh I was so disgusted.

That gymnast lass is TINY

Yup, Lib Dems are poison.

Oh well, I don't live there at the mo so sod it, hope it's all sorted when I get back

Anton stitched up again

I don't understand his rep as a lady killer, he looks like Rob Brydon

Brendan is the ladykiller, I think Anton is more the gentleman (Think vintage James Bond)

Fucking hell Claudia

How do I become a confident, attractive stud?

Based Ed Balls

i hated everything ed balls did in politics, but i hope he does well. he seems a little bit awkward atm but is probably quite a nice guy. i hope judge rinder gets really far as well

I see Anastacia has had a new rack fitted

daily reminder that james is the best hollyoaks character and that warren and sienna did nothing wrong

Corbyn is a gigantic knob.

all the black people on Strictly are hilarious and great.

that's about it...

I don't know what you base your asessement of him being a nice guy on, when he was in politics (before his constituents kicked him the fuck out) he was an aggressive, shouty, sweaty, belligerent arsehole who achieved nothing except make a bunch of enemies

what does everyone think about phelan? was he right to con the down syndrome boy?

He's a twat but a great character

Is there even a single good show on the BBC anymore?

Quiz shows.

eggheads
university challenge
fake or fortune
andrew graham dixon documentaries
great british railway journeys
daily politics
eastenders
probably a few others i've missed

there's no good one-off drama series or comedies though

I tried to pitch a show called "Insufferable" but they weren't into it.

Pointless.

I like WILTY

springwatch, winterwatch etc with based chris packham

bump

They've all fucked off to the X Factor thread

Not at all

in it to win it might be the best game show ever created

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