Official USMNT vs Serbia B match thread-Camp Cupcake edition

Bruce is back sub-edition

Bruce Arena is back as the US coach in his first game since taking over for Klinsmeme. With crucial qualifers coming up Arena will try to right the ship against a bunch of Serbs from their domestic league who have no shot at making it to the full team

Also this is Camp Cupcake so only players from MLS. No Pulisic, no Wood, no Johnson, no Cameron, no Hyndman, no Kitchen
No one in Yurop
Basically if you're a yurocuck stay the fuck away

Starts in 1 bong 35 bings on ESPN2 and UniMas from recently vacated Qualcomm Stadium

Okay still waiting on the US lineup
This is what I believe to be the right lineup for Serbia

>underrated
I hope this guy starts. Just his looks only would make us win.

>Bradley AND Jones?
We're fucked

>Rimando

A FUCKING 4'11 goalkeeper

Reminder: Michael Bradley will give away at least 5 balls tonight on a dangerous area and the media will still praise him

When has the media praised him?
Not having a witch-hunt for him isn't praising him you know

Remove kebab

any streams?

yeah, getajob.com

wew

altisnore might be our best player on the pitch

BTFO

Yeah, not gonna waste my time watching these scrubs

>altidore
>good

*taps in fedora*

streams?

Blacked.com

Good

This lineup could theoretically work. Just switch out Marshall with another CB. Nagbe as the winger and Kljestan as the playmaker might work out well.

I would have preferred Zardass over Bedoya though since he is pacy and decent with service from the wings.

Why are MLS shills so defensive lately?

Bradley and Jones have worse chemistry than Gerrard and Lampard in their prime

That would be Kljestan. Dozy will probably botch 5 easy openings and then score one which will prompt mlsboos to proclaim him best ever american striker ever

ok since i cant find any streams and my dorm's floor TV doesnt have any channels that are showing the game, i'll need a play by play commentary on this thread from you guys.

thanks

Bradley is a shit player, yes we all know that.

probably because there has been an uptick in unpatriotic Americans that don't support the American league, like you.

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>MLS

>American

Top kek, liberal cuck.

>altidore as lone striker

lord please end our existence

>I am a "fan" of a team playing 6000 miles away in a country I have never set foot in

WEW

>My little sawker starting xi

Wow its fucking nothing

Doyle, are you going to ruin another thread again?

is greg garza good?

he's pretty fast

>XD LE MATT DOYLE XD XD XD

Back to r*ddit with you

Oh look, it's another faggot customer here to slurp some euro semen.

>Altishit

>Bradlel

>Bedoya

>Zusi

>Marshall

Why didnt he put in the new players to test them out? Who even wants to see the same shitters on the team for qualifiers?

>1 minute apart

Just give it a rest, Doyle. No one cares about your My Little Sawker shilling here. Don't sperg out and cry like you did in the /bundes/ thread the other day.

is tim howard a xenophobe? does he support uber?

>when doyle doesn't know how to samefag

Guess they didn't perform as well in camp.

>going to /bundes/
>ever

pretty sure not a SINGLE USMNT member voted Trump

I think Geoff Cameron did, actually

ok nevermind i realized its on ESPN2, fuck you shitters

>european based players voted for trump while mlels liberal #IMWITHHER losers like bradley voted hilary

Pottery

graham zusi, geoff cameron, tim howard, pulisic, guzan

Geoff Cameron did

Is Pulisic even old enough to vote?

Pulisic is only a week younger than me, so yeah

Who /excitedhere/.

are any of you guys actually white and conservative?
all the white guys i know who follow soccer are tremendous faggots

It's too late to fix Europe anyway

>usmnt shilling Dozy on their facebook page

>majority of the comments all say he's shit

Lol, why do they even bother hyping up that failure for his 100th cap?

First president to have played the sport growing up

Clint Dempsey strikes me as a Trump voter

People who want to support the MLS shouldn't be put down, I watched the first three seasons when it was Etcheverry/Moreno/Harley's DC United wins LOL and honestly I don't care for it but it's good they want to
Plus if you're a real madrid, man utd, chelsea, bayern fan you might as well kys

I think it's sadder that there have been 100 matches where we couldn't find a better striker than Dozy

>rapefugees

If America and Trump are so good why do they suck so much at soccer?

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If Canada is so good, why have they only qualified for a single world cup in which they performed poorly?

>tfw you realize Serbia's entire squad has 6 caps between them

I feel that it has more to do with every promising striker going to shit with injuries or just not panning out while Altidork somehow wade through mediocre spells and pulled through. Davies was a great talent back in 2009 and was 10x the player that Altishit was. That car crash robbed him

>send Taylor Kemp home
>keep old man Beasley in the line-up

What did he mean by this?

>MLShit squad

*PUKES*

Go Serbia

i hope serbania kicks our ass

the quicker we stop """caring""" about this sport the better.

fuck off faggot.

i bet you watch the epLEL

*teleports behind you*

Watch altidore score a hat trick and hear Twellman's annoying cunt say how world class he is in friendlies and against Concacaf shitters.

I thought Serbia's national anthem was remove kebab. I am disappoint.

Racist USA is gonna get BTFO by Based Serbs. Remove racist USA Kebab

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>singing the anthem for a fucking C team friendly

Jesus christ

>That empty stadium

USA USA USA

>leaf

They all got denied entrance at the border

lmfao why didnt jozy have his hand over his heart

Where fellow Serbs at? HELLO?!

KEK

still recovering from 91 lad

Why can't we make soccer great?

Please, PLEASE embarass this shitty team of my little socceroos, Serbiabro.

>things a cuck says for 200

Because we gave a german cuck the keys to the car.

the rebuild starts now.

You squatting while watching the game?

4-5-1

is this a meme formation?

i do it in fifa a lot. i kinda wish it were a 3-5-2 though

Chicano detected.

Its a formation for teams that suck who are just trying to park the bus

We literally don't have a single regular player in our team, all literal whos.

No, I am drinking though, close enough?

Anything but a US winning would be shocking.

>that touch

he's right though, we should settle for second rate MLelS nobodies diluting our potential.

>murrishits won't even qualify for World Cup
>elected DRUMPF as presidente
>fat and ugly

>MURRLIARDS

>Zusi

holy shit its like he doesn't even try

*shouldnt

you have to go back

In the last match our Eurofags got blown the fuck out by a team of MLelSers.

>altishit

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