Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

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>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

Anyone know what he's talking about?

>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier

Bought a TV once

Shit for real?

No, I got it for free

No fucking way bro, bulk shit

> greentext please

I'm 23 now, just saying

>be 15
>bicurious
>want to try sucking a dick
>post ad
>really hot guy with a huge dick responds
>fuck yes
>meet him
>he's fat and old
>nope
>he grabs my wrist and tells me to wait a second
>puts my hand in his pants
>yep, that's definitely that massive dick, was just an old picture from when he was younger
>fine
>drive out to the middle of nowhere with him
>he sits on the hood of his car
>start blowing him
>he tells me to turn around and pull my pants down
>nope, I said no anal, I just want to try giving head
>he said he just wanted to see my cute little butt
>fine
>he grabs my waist and starts to pull me down towards his dick
>resist
>he grabs my arm and twists it behind my back then slams me face down on the hood of his car
>please god no
>raped me, had never put anything in my butt before then, and he was huge, not exaggerating, he was at least 8 inches and fairly girthy, and there was no lube
>most painful thing I've ever felt, and he came inside me
>he drove off and left me there
>had to walk several miles home with a bleeding asshole
>ignore parents when I get in and go to the shower
>sit down and cry while blood and cum drain out of my butt

Never again. Don't do craigslist hookups

Exciting story

>Never again. Don't do craigslist hookups

Not even for women?

Seriously, just don't, it isn't worth the risk.

Fuck you.

I'm really sorry for you but it's exciting to read. I hope you're ok now

Checked

Kek seen this before.
Did it leave your anus torn?

Risk of what? That she has a dick? That's what t4m is for.

Bought heels for crossdressing from some woman on CL
Ended up being her sissy slut for about 5 months while she let 4 guys fuck me and did all kinds of things to and with me.
I was a sissy slut for a older woman

hooked up with a nice 70yo man from CL, got fully naked in a park and sucked his cock for him.

I once fapped with a banana. No shit I peeled off the skin and mashed up the fruit in a bowl and added a bit of oil. I told my friends the day after. I still get teased about it to this day. No ragrets.

Women can hurt you too.

Greentext?

Amazing Atheist, is that you?

Yes sir I believe in gawd!!

There's a difference between getting raped by a guy as a kid and getting attacked by some bitch. It says a lot about you if you can't overpower a woman as an adult.

Checked

What if they taser you or pepper spray you?

>seeking heels on CL for crossdressing
>find seller not that far from me
>she has 4 pairs for sale and I wana buy em all
>day comes to go buy em
>she asked who they were for and told her its for me and shit, didnt care its CL
>arrive at womans house 8/10 35yr old woman
>check out heels and shit chatting about my fetish for crossdressing
>she offers a discount if I wear em for her with some girly clothes on
>fuck it, discount!
>gives me a dress and some panties with leggings to wear
>model them for her a bit in her lounge
>she got really into it and complimented me the whole time
>comes over to me and starts touching me and shit, rubs my dick and ass
>ends up sucking my dick
>sticks finger in my ass and soon has 2 up there and going at it
>feels like heaven
>bust nut in her mouth
>she seems to love this shit
>ends up giving me 3 pairs of the heels and says I need to return sometime for the 4th pair
>thats when it all began
I had a kinky ass dom who loved using me and letting her friends watch/use me too

>implying you have no weapons
>implying they're good as using what they have

There's no reason to be afraid of women because you got raped by a man

Dude, I'm afraid of everyone except my boyfriend, I never leave the house unless I'm with him. I know I'm damaged, but it's seriously dangerous to do anything on craigslist.

How'd you end up getting a boyfriend from being so afraid?

Lol faggot

>thats when it all began

Moar?

He was my best friend in school, he was openly gay, and he knew immediately something was wrong from how I was acting at school the next day, he kind of sheltered me and made sure no one picked on me because he knew something was wrong, after a while I ended up telling him what happened, weird thing was he was the one crying when I told him, and he just hugged me, and somewhere along the ways it just became a thing, we graduated together, got an apartment together, went to college together, got a house together, it just sort of naturally happened

Ewww fucking faggot Kys

>fucking faggot
>>bicurious

"I'm damaged" your a fucking faggot is what you are. Just cuz you like it up the ass does not mean your damaged fucking faggot.

Did mommy do that little green text for you? Fucking newfag.

Part 1/2

>18 years old, 2010
>Just moved to new city
>There's a girl that I think is interested in me
>I've always wanted to try sucking a cock, so now's my chance before I ask out this girl
>Find a guy on Craigslist a few miles away
>Meet up at his place
>Trade blowjobs, 69, etc...
>Was fun, but he kept wanting to make out with me and he sucked at it
>Kept slamming his teeth into mine which started hurting
>He said I was great at sucking cock
>I accidentally cum a little early and it gets all over my shirt
>He cums a few minutes later, I swallow it all
>stop at Walmart next to his house on my way home to grab a new shirt while mine was covered in cum (didn't want my roommates to know what was up)

Next day

>texting now
>meet up during his lunch and blow him in his office
>it's a self-storage facility
>He apparently owns the place and runs the office
>Shuts the blinds, locks the door, and puts up a 'Come back soon' sign
>Still keeps trying to make out with me, but I'm just not into it
>I get on my knees and give him another blowjob
>Swallow it all again
>Leave and head home

Part 2/2


The next weekend

>Go up to hometown for the weekend (only about 60 miles away, takes about an hour to drive)
>Cl dude tries to contact me for another meetup
>Tell him I'm out of town for the weekend, but we can do something when I get back
>On Sunday a band I was friends with was playing a gig in the city I moved to (friends with all the members since middle school)
>Drive down and see the band
>CL dude tries to call me and I text him back to let him know I'm at a concert
>He asks where
>I reply [city name]
>He gets pissed off at me because I said I'd be out of town for the weekend and apparently it's his business where I am
>Wtf, why is this dude so clingy about a Craigslist oral hookup that he doesn't know at all??
>He keeps telling me that I should have told him I'd be back in town and that he wants to meet up that night
>Getting a little to creepy for me
>Politely tell him to fuck off, never contact me again
>Block his number and never log into the email account I used for Craigslist ever again

Just be careful of weird people. I think this guy was just a little neurotic and was desperate for a relationship without making that clear. Also being super possessive over someone you met on Craigslist for a blowjob is pathetic.

Well I went back for the last pair
>show up at (lets call her mary)'s place
>was asked to bring some of my own clothes to medel for her
>go in and see other guy sitting on couch
>she met this other guy and wants to watch us do shit hes also a crossdresser
>have some drinks and shit, chat a bit
More in a bit...

story?

>go to room to change with other guy (darren)
>picking out outfits and getting to know eachother and shit, talking about sissy shit
>fully dressed, me in a cute black and pink skirt, black leggings and heels, long black curly wig on and some cute pink accessories
>darren wore a school uniform, grey skirt, white shirt and tie, black long socks and a blond wig
>go into lounge and meet our dom there in long latex red boots and a corset
>tells darren to get on a chair that she had prepared and tied his legs and hands to the chair
>she made me get on my knees and tied my hands to the chair where his feet were so I was inches from his lap
>she pulls his dick out and instructs me to start sucking while she explores our bodies and outfits
>start sucking darrens sissy cock and going at it for about 5 mins already when she walks in wearing a strapon
>she gets behind me and says she gonna fuck me while I suck him off
>lubes me up and starts fingering my ass while jerking my dick through my panties
More now...

>feel her playing around my ass with the strapon but not getting it in yet
>she adds more lube and forces about 6 inches into me in one go
>I tensed up from the shock and wanted to cry out but she pushed my head down onto darrens dick and told me to keep sucking
>starts fucking my ass hard but I got used to it after about 10 mins
>feel darren getting ready to cum
>she really starts giving it to me now and jerking my dick off
>darren nuts in my mouth so hard that some just shot out the sides of my mouth
>I start cumming from the strapon and her jerking me off all over the floor under me
>we took turns eating her pussy after that and fucked her ass a bit
>had a shower together after that and some more drinks
Was amazing

living the dream

I visited her like r or so more times after that.
The third time I agreed to let darren and another older guy spitroast me in her bedroom
It was weird as the older dude just wanted to fuck me the whole time and didnt care much for darren
I scored so much clothes and a extra two pairs of heels from her.
Found out later it was mostly her step daughters clothes that she was giving me and having us have sex in

Ha that r time is meant to be 4 times

>long distance gf
>not getting any
>browse for glory holes
>show up
>make deposit
>leave
>rinse
>repeat