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Previous thread: News:

>Ngannou calls out Cain
mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428908/ufc-on-fox-23-francis-ngannou-wants-cain-velasquez-heavyweight-fight-next-mma

>UFC on Fox 23 results, live play by play
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-on-fox-23-play-by-play-and-live-results-4-p-m-et-1

>Dana promises "epic fall" for Goob if he tries to bite the hand that feeds him
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/dana-white-promises-epic-fall-for-conor-mcgregor-should-he-dig-in-against-ufc

>Biggest winners, losers from UFC on Fox 23
mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428452/ufc-on-fox-23-results-biggest-winners-loser-from-shevchenko-vs-pena-denver-mma

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severemma.com/2017/01/neil-seery-reveals-withdrawn-ufc-208-bout-ian-mccall/
youtube.com/watch?v=8CZnr3v0Wj0
youtube.com/watch?v=aVOrHIDnRGY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

inverted triangles aside - who can stop this man?

Schaub is God

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>he's 18
>he spends his sundays making threads on Sup Forums
>he does it for free

Reminder that CTE posters need to clean their ears

What was going through his mind?

Swab BTFO

btw Schaub's a faggot

probably "this guy hits hard"

i am one of /heem/'s premier mma analysts

>I need to finish building that ranch

>I should've taken him more seriously

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Too bad you have no money to bet. Maybe it's time to give up spergOPing and get a part time job.

spics are my undoing

think I could heem everyone in this thread 2bh honest lads

>Picked Cerrone over Jorge
>Premier analyst

Lol you're sweb-tier

B R O K E N

masvidals beard is terrible, he would unironically look better with just a stache

>WAKE ME UP

Eh, wasn't SpergOP the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?

Someone here was, I thought it was him

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he normally has it shorter, he grew it out for the cold weather
best fade in MMA tho

>Conor is going to defend the belt every 4 months, I can't wait!
>Listen, a title defense can wait, he has history to make
>It doesn't matter he got stripped, he totally cleaned out the division, now he can focus on lightweight
>It's just ten months off, obviously he'll make a defense when he comes back

So what's the latest excuse?

Should've voted Hillary

excuse for what

>So what's the latest excuse?
brb need to box 40 yr old mayweather

simply stop putting Magygas alongside the rest the figthers, he doesn't belong with them, he said this yesterday after coming out of his royce coked up to the gills

>the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?

That was me.

this pretty much

let me know the next time a ufc fighter says "fuck the ufc" into a microphone after winning a title and telling their boss that they're taking 10 months off but keeping the belt

>granny had another acid reflux flareup, I'm going to need 10 months medical leave

jorge has nice hands. I knew he would fuck Cowboy up, and my dad is a massive Cowboy fan so I bet him fifty bucks as well lmao

He looks like third Pettis brother in that pic

His behaviour

Oh right, for some reason I thought it was SpergOP

Good job lad, you were right from the getgo

memegregor is nigger rich. he'll be broke in a matter of years if he doesn't play ball with the ufc.

“I’ll tell you what, for $100 million, I’ll sit for another year,”
>justfuckmyLWdivisionup

>white man says he's going to take some time off for his family

>black man doesn't understand

can't say I'm surprised desu

Blame Eddie

blame RDA too

eddie is easily the worst lw champ in the last 10 years.

Eddie should at least have made it competitive.

>pass out 3 times during weight cut
>fight the next day half conscious
fucking hue niggers can never properly weight cut

pettis was champ eh bud

you know that right

Pettis was convincingly the best LW in the UFC until RDA came along at least, Alvarez is barely Top 5 on his best day

Does anyone know if there will be a fight companion today?

Pettis defended the belt.

Yes in 7 bongs

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>prime Pettis
>bad

he could've been GOAT but bought into his shit. trained and dieted horribly

his striking and jits were on another level after his fight with RDA all he does is shell up after getting punched

No, no one.

just because he bought a few cars doesn't mean he already spent all his money or hasn't invested in other things, just stop this le broke meme

he doesn't believe he'll get 100 millions right ?
He'll sit on his ass for 50 years if he believes it

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fuck thats at 6 am

someone heem me already

I wish someone would give me 100gs to sit on my ass for a year

dont forget his coke habit

Well he says the price climbed from 15 million to 25 million in a month, so if he sits it out for one year it could make it to 100 mill.

He flat out said he has no intention of fighting either Khabib or Tony, but then he's salty about there being an interim belt.

pettis' hands were literally never good

his gameplan was literally always one dimensional

he was a champion who lacked toughness, what other people can you say that about? eddie is a shitty fighter but he beats more opponents than pettis does without question

it's a figure of speech, he will sit until the mayweather fight happens. When it does he won't fight again

severemma.com/2017/01/neil-seery-reveals-withdrawn-ufc-208-bout-ian-mccall/

el oh el. this faggoty hipster can't get a fight to save his life.

Post fighters that really make you think.

they will give him some jabroni

P4P ANTI-BOYS

>1.Mcgregor
>2.Jon Fitch
>3.GSP
>4.Candylei
>5.Mark Hunt

if I didn't know better I'd think that mccall was being punished

how many times is that in the past few years now lol

>the right one almost deepthroatinng that dark shaft

NGANNOU'D

You always ask more than you really want, that's how negotiations work.

It feels to me he's only interested in a third fight with Nate. I think if he does get to fight Floyd and Nate, he might retire.
Then no reason for him to fight Khabib or Ferguson.

>Masvidal said he will attack Cerrone's body to beat him
>Cerrone still leaves himself open to body strikes

how you present yourslef on live tv with a missing tooth, a mean that's not being professional

its in 3 hours

wow you have really really terrible taste if goober gsp wandy and hunt are antiboys my friend

i dare say you aren't even a fight fan and probably don't even watch fights

Go back to playing with dinosaur action figures mothafucka, worst champ in ww history

>Mark Hunt

why?

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A lot of people hate him now since he's been so vocal against the UFC

he is a pretty big piece of shit but he's not an antiboy

Went full bitchmode after losing to a pro wrestler, Roids never bothered him when he fought in pride lmao

Ben Affleck wants it too

youtube.com/watch?v=8CZnr3v0Wj0

>The curse is real

Why does Ian Mcall want to have that squash match so badly? just move on

File an injunction for what? UFC contracts prohibit competing in other combat sports without prior approval. The end. None of this stuff regarding the Muhammad Ali act is relevant at all because signing a deal to box professionally is explicitly prohibited in McGregor's contract and the Ali Act wouldn't kick in until after signing.

Masvidal should fight Condit

Gud boy Golovkin also thinks Conor has a lot of chances against Floyd

youtube.com/watch?v=aVOrHIDnRGY

I wonder how many training camps McCall has had to cancel. If it's not him pulling out (which it usually is) it's his opponent. He refused to fight a guy who was 3 lbs overweight.

you realize the ali act would circumvent that contract

What?

>linking to tmz

he's back boys he's wearing his big bill boots and he means business

If you sign a contract agreeing to be someone's slave for the rest of your life that contract isn't valid because the law prohibits it. Capeesh?

Spain got adan all revved up and now adan is gonna spam

wtf who the fuck triggered him this time we were having a peaceful time

Filter game strong af

Same

*flexes back at you with even more vigor*

lmao

I don't get it, they're going to make a fight companion on the replay of yesterday event?

Spain.

Looks like the spainsperg served out his ban