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really hate that man edition

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first for best senator

It's trendy to say Fuck Drumpf

First for Switzerland

fuck sanders and fuck nonwhite people

you were supposedd to go to bed long ago

im gay

Kill all quffar desu

>greatest accomplishment was jewing retarded millenials out of their student loan money

ah yes, the power of socialist kikery

good post

@73948864
you seem like the type of person who has a lot of friends

>/cum/
>danmark

I wasn't the first ;_;

You mean Denmark? It's Saturday.

choose best mcnugget

>@

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Where my taytay bros at

y'now because I see you post this at the beginning at every thread.

When I think about killing myself I remember how much my parents paid for all my orthodontic work and how it would all be wasted if it just got mashed to a pulp at the bottom of a bridge

good post

yes. I am.
whites make better friends than nonwhites 2 b honest

cum lol

how can people like this c*nt

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can't sleep

Bone sounds best. I hope it's puréed.

/our girl/

same thing many anons ask when someone posts cara

Stop consuming asian media

I love you

My MP looks like such a fucking cuckold. You just know he jerks his tiny pathetic peepee while watching his wife get bred by strong Conservative bulls every night

start consuming asian media

Is this an accurate summary of /cum/

>tfw no asian gf
>cum lol
>fuck drumpf
>what a shitty thread
>is taytay /ourgirl/?
>i'll heem you
>shan't
>i wanna succ
>vapeposting
>commiefornian hate

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hello greatest ally

post movies only you liked

what happened to the bus idea?

The din din buds

how are your balls still fucked up

I want to consummate asian, if you catch my drift

not even steve would eat that

you forgot the fagposting

Look at them eating that garbage. It's disgusting!

you mean subway train? same result, teeth get totally fucked up after thousands of dollars of work and dozens of painful adjustments

i follow your drift

I love and value you

Really wish Disney didn't shit the bed with this one.

I thought it was salisbury steak night?

Also the portions are pretty small I see what you were saying. I would have ordered two lasagnas too.

anything to annoy you

If you shit your bed would the nurses clean it up

>spilled beer on my already dying keyboard
>it finally breaks

Wew, now I don't have a keyboard for a day. I bought a new mechanical keyboard on amazon but it doesn't have a keypad. It was only 30 bucks though.

happens once a week at most

if you got a visible boner would the nurses give you a cheeky wank?

you 2

hi

How does one go about acquiring a "call girl"?

youtube.com/watch?v=XGdbaEDVWp0
dumb dumb dumb

you call one

fug

ah good, I was afraid being too cryptic

That's tomorrow we choose our next days meals in the morning
I asked for two lasagnas but got a lasagna and pork chop :(

i usually call your sister

nah i get it senpai
good taste

:(

No they just look at my balls every now and then

it would be extremely dishgushting

do they ever compliment you?

I hate this song desu.

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be rich and handsome

i had heart failure and wasn't in the hospital as long as you

does canada even have doctors

eating the whole meatball sub was a mistake

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What about this?

>ywn be a computer operator in the 1960s

unfortunate I can't be friends with everyone, buds.

no

We call them medicine men

I neither like nor dislike it.

>grown men listening to k-pop

how was that?
sounds scary

my dad was offered that job and he turned it down

>Buds
Wewing at this lad, lads

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What about this?

pacioretty knocked him the fuck out

My friend says he's going to move to Europe this summer and live out of a backpack because American women are obnoxious, fat and unattractive.

He went to Lithuania recently and he's just been raving about how beautiful and polite and submissive their women are.

He says I need to get out of this country if I want to find a loving girlfriend. What do you think?

>lads

probably would have been boring as fuck
I just like the aesthetic of old IBM

every redpilled guy knows north american women are the most entitled on earth

What are these lads on about buds

Wow that's disgusting, why don't you buy something nicer or kill yourself instead of eating that for dinner?

GO HABS GO

>the average Latvian woman was 170cm (5ft 6.9in)
You better not be a manlet

I like it a little. I'm very picky when it comes to music.

try asians imo if you want something opposite of north americans

business idea: marry taylor swift

He is in the hospital you absolute jew.

Fuck reddit.

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post music you like then

>muh submissive slant gf

is this sexist?