I hear Euro-trash types talking snootily about "seeing cuba before the americans get there." If they had the cash, they could have gone already.
I don't really give a fuck about the cars, tosh wondering about the whores. Cubans are only people close to US who don't have absolutely gross, trashy girls (like puerto ricans and dominicans and obviously Haitians).
Any other burgers thinking of going?
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>absolutely gross, trashy girls
Don't confuse Americanized Cuban American girls with the girls on the island. All the girls on the island are complete sluts who fuck pervy Europeans and Canadians to put food on the table.
Yeah, those are the kind I'm looking for. Just remember to hide my wallet inside toilet and I'm fine.
Straying below the border is dangerous man. Even if you don't get your head chopped off, you'll probably get some parasite just from drinking the water. Don't risk it.
It depends. The Cubans are very civil and hospitable in comparison to the Mexican. You probably should not stray too far away from common tourist areas unless you are very familiar with locals.The worst that may happen to your typical American in Cuba is probably theft and food poisoning.
Cuba is North Korea with better weather and music.
The tourists that go there are directly supporting the ruling junta and will be carefully protected from seeing how actual Cubans live.
This, everyone I know who's been there got cheap Cuban hookers.
It's not bad so long as you're careful. At 18, I was crossing into TJ and buying anabolic and oxycontin (back when they were real and $3 each) and then I'd cross right back over.
No one ever bothered me or cared. In retrospect, probably lucky to still be alive but TJ is a lot worse than it was 8 or 9 years ago.
Who cares you go there to sit in the beach and drink rum and smoke cigars
>seeing how actual Cubans live.
I don't give a fuck how they live, keep that cuban castro bullshit in miami.
I just want to bust a nut and do a 4 way with 3 whores.
You're gonna get a disease, my friends grandpa got crabs from some Cuban whore they're dirty
>Goes to Canada
>Go on a Trudeau Tour 2016
>See all the beautiful sites of Canada
>The trees
>Sampling the maple syrup
>Eating canadian bacon
>Attending the mandatory pride parades
>Visiting house broken refugees
>...
>Ignore the homeless
>Ignore the Natives
>Ignore the common man's inability to become progressive enough
>Ignore the chinese fucking up the local economy
>Ignore the inefficient inattentive government
>Etc etc
>Report back to everybody: Canada is a great country! They are so progressive and diverse! We should all elect Trudeau as empire of the world! Look how great he's doing! C'mon it's 2016 for crying out loud!
No guy here can say they wouldn't get their rocks off with this, Cubans have enough Spanish blood that it wouldn't feel like bestiality like with a mexican....
they do look dirty but that seems part of the fun..
You have the same bacon we do stop this stupid meme.
Maybe it's a jelly/jam situation but what we call Canadian bacon is vastly different to Bacon Bacon
I think u can't go unless you immigrated from there
I'm from cuba, I gotta say g
hookers are cheap.
$5 if you aren't taken the advantage of
$30-100 if you are
Jelly is the American way to say jam I think. What you call Canadian bacon is called back bacon in the rest of the world and nobody I'm Canada eats it. It's more popular in the UK
The Cuban that I have met are family driven and based tier people in general. I fear that the Jews and the liberals are going to further degrade their culture into Detroit or Mexico levels type of shittyness.
I thought Americans can go there now
this, I got kidney infection
still have since I'm lazy to go to doc
For a burger, genuine Cuban pussy in cuba is like the Holy Grail after Best Korea.
Once Americanized, no more fun. It would be like hunting wild game in a zoo once they're in the US.
Fuck I hate you, Canada
>Euro-trash types talking snootily about "seeing cuba before the americans get there."
lol, euroshits are shit tourists as well. Seriously, how does one get their head up their ass so far?
>North Korea
just don't scream "Castro es un maricon" in front of police or don't sell drugs and u won't be incarcerated for 30 years
Fuck that go to the Czech 'em republic and fuck models
What did I do?
In America, jelly is for gel-like fruit preserves, while jam has fruit pieces in it in gel-like fruit syrup. I know the Brits call what we call Jell-o as Jelly.
They aren't even subtle about it. I watch Sky bc CNN/Faux make me want to shoot the electronic synagogue.
Even the anchors on Sky were saying this-- "before the americans get there and put a Macdonalds on every corner."
What they don't have the balls to say is "before the Jews get there.." which is what they really mean.
>implying Castro isn't a Jew
Didn't Castro tell Obongo to fuck off when he suggested we come to a truce? I doubt he's going to change his mind
what r u talking about
there's no McDonald's in Cuba
I havnt seen any
there is one but it's in Guantanamo bay
That's relatively easy, though. Look at this girl and ones above barely dressed.
It's like having to hunt down a wild animal before you fuck it, they barely even wear clothes...
lol, McDonalds is in all of Euroshit nations and they all guzzle it down, that anchor bitch prolly chugs a 32oz. When i was in Canada, the fucking Spanish were loud as shit, walking slow blocking the sidewalks. The Germans were rude, let doors slam in your face, talk shit in their own language.
I think we would just call both your jam and jelly jam. I never hear anyone say jelly except in cartoons when they have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but I didn't know what jelly was until I got internet and talked to Americans online.
You aren't bright are you?
I remember hearing that female doctors in Cuba did prostituting with tourist on the side cause they make shitty money, so success career wise doesn't mean anything other than a few more beans on your plate
Funny huh
How the main argument that communists use against the Batista regime was that it was decadent and run by the mafia but look at Cuba today and you see the same shit but now in addition to rampant prostitution Cuba is also a ruin now.
This should help out a little.
I skimmed ur post and saw mcdonalds
sorry, fag
thought about honeymooning there since im hipster trash. i hope the thawing ends up well since most cuban americans are very good people. we've wasted enough opportunity with them
Oh what you call jelly is jam, I never saw any of the other stuff. The chutney looks like salsa
Cuba is probably the more civilized third world population. They have crime rates along line of Argentina or some economically stagnant Eastern European Nation. The UK and Sweden are more crime infested than Cuba, thanks to the liberals and sand niggers but you should still be fully aware of your surroundings.
You should try all of them, I like marmalade the best
I'm a Cuban American
I hope the nation of Cuba sinks to the bottom of the ocean and takes all those useless parasitic medicare defrauding communists with it.
yeah 10-30 dollars U.S will get you sexy time with one
Don't listen to the people saying you can't/shouldnt stray from the tourists only zones.I traveled around Cuba with no problem.Just learn spanish and say your from Canada
jelly is just fruit flavored pectin
Is it true actual Cubans hate niggers? I've heard that the idea of "no racism in cuba" is a front and that the locals hate niggers, with a hierarchy based on who is the Whitest to who is the darkest in society..
>Is it true actual Cubans hate niggers?
hate is a strong word. It was more of a segregation thing where each side kept to their own kind.
I don't like them though
I don't know about that but I met some cubans that had blue eyes and blond hair
they rub milk on there babies head hoping it will help their hair to become fair/fine
but of course all the white Cubans are either in Miami or in the communist party elite (castro and his cronies)
the actual country of cuba is over 50% actual nigger.
Its US mainland Cubans that are white and good.
The negro Cubans are mostly all mulattos and Octoroons. The black Cuban is typically hard working , respectful, family oriented and friendly towards whites.North American blacks are all just a bunch of fucking animals.
all the cubans I've met are spanish looking here in the sf bay area, they've been here for decades
>50%
More like 80%
Cuban government covers it up because they are embarrassed about it
>The black Cuban is typically hard working
If PC didn't prevent us from doing actual science, would be interesting to see if most of the ones shipped to Cuba were from a different African tribe making them slightly more hardworking, or if it's just Spanish admixture.
Look at Obama's daughters and how dark they are. Would you imagine one of their grandparents was full-blooded White?
The demographic and political views of Cubans in the U.S and the Cubans in Cuba are very different
The average black Cuban has stronger Caucasian features than Obama. There are jet black Cubans but they are a minority.
Already been bruh
How much of a depressing shithole was it outside of the tourist areas
...
been there on a medical course, what a shithole i ditch it and went native.
i was there, those are very few and they're mostly niggers don't fucking lie.
I went to Cuba in 2015, it sucked. The food was awful, the alcohol was seemingly all white rum and just pretty bad quality, the rooms were falling apart, the locals swarmed my group for money with their sob stories. It was all around degeneracy. I would have rather went to Europe.
Should have visited Neo-Havana instead
Pretty bad. The countryside is beautiful, but completely undeveloped. The outskirts of Havana are very impoverished. Most of the people are cool and make the best of it though. Also if you go as a tourist, you can't get ice cream at the real Coppelia. You have to know a Cuban who can get you in. The buckets in the cart that guy is pushing in that picture are filled with ice cream.
Do I get a complimentary Mojito and some nice Cuban music?
Please..The Cubans are better than your Cartel Mehico infested shit hole, Paco. Go build that wall for big Daddy.
Perhaps, but if I'm going to spend money going somewhere, I want to get away from US/Canada.
Also, the staff where I was staying would try and barter with you to get your clothes. This one lady offered me a box of cigars for my t shirt. I really didn't like seeing all the commie shit either.
>wondering about the whores
me too user - heard it was a good place
The food wasn't that bad as long as you like beans and rice. And the liquor was cheap as fuck. I probably drank 200 CUC worth of Havana Club.
Were you staying at the Hotel Vedado? I remember some of the people with me saying the same thing. Guess my fashion wasn't good enough for them.
Not "lying" fuckhead, have never been there. Basing on what I've seen on the net and electric Jews.
I HAVe been to mexico to get my gear, and those girls are ugly as a bag of assholes...but for the few they found to that "christmas cocoa-cola" commercial in December:
youtube.com
reminder that porn and hoes can get you 20years in a cuban prison
They sell it on the black market for U.S dollars
Cuban dollars are worthless and there are specialty shops on the island that sell brand name shit that only accept U.S dollars
Where I was I could get a 40 oz of vodka for 3 dollars. Absolutely dirt cheap.
At the "bbq" they would leave hot dogs and hamburgers (probably horse meat actually) in the sun underneath plastic wrap. All day. Then they would take it out and put it on the grill for about 39 seconds. It was vile getting mystery meat. A lot of people I know got food poisoning, not me though so GG.
wow, weird things can happen to White blood when its mixed too much. When dark-skinned girls get "natural" blondish hair it just looks "off."
I want a sweaty, filthy cuban girl with a tight stomach dressed in tight shorts and a rag covering het tits to fuck me in an alley and then take the condom off and throw it on the roof after I fuck her.
Same as Thailand then.
As another user said, what the electric jew tells you and what the truth is, is not always the same buddy
all of them have nigger in them
get fucked cubanos negros
Bullshit. I've been "arrested" in mexico 10+ times and got off each time after paying cop between 5 and 13 dollars.
Just be careful never to dress like you have money. I'd say to grow a beard but now that's a nu-male "trend" so that doesn't signify anything.
>get fucked cubanos negros
I still don't get you and why you are so triggered paco.
If I were either a nigger or a Cuban, why the fuck would I be asking about them and what the whores are like there?
Shut the fuck up paco. No sane American wants to visit Mehico anymore . Nothing but a pack of savage indio niggers.
Yeah, I'll eat anything usually, but that did freak me out some. Luckily I was gifted with an iron stomach so I didn't get any food poisoning, and I was drinking so much I was probably killing the bacteria as it entered me.
lets ask all the 3 million murricans that live just in the baja peninsula. go troll elsewere underage little shit.
All them have negro blood but they are also probably whiter than your little shit Dwarves border hoppers.
Also, when I was in Cuba and went to one of the cities there, the locals stole my friends iPhone. We ended up confronting the rat and he gave it back, but he still expected money from us. You would not believe the sort of rejects that swarm you and try to get money from you. They'll try and sell anything, even flowers off the ground right in front of us. I get that their poor, but fuck.
I went to Cuba a few decades ago.
They do in fact have gross and trashy girls. Every place does.
you're still a nigger. stop.
True, it probably was the alcohol.
>the locals swarmed my group for money
But see, that's your problem. Right now, wouldn't go to Cuba bc has to be a "cultural tour." If you go with a group of fat grandmothers and tourists and don't speak the language, you are going to be a mark in any big city.
Once they open it fully to travel, if your Spanish is decent and you're decent looking a a a Big Guy (for you), that's when you can go into the local areas and look for the rare diamonds among the shit who normally don't fuck for money.
Can it be dangerous at times? Sure, you're gonna get robbed now and then or shaken down by the cops. I did it in Ecuador, Uruguay, Brazil and Belize.
Part of the fun user. and yes, they may find my body in a river somewhere eventually but at least I died having fun.
Why do Latinos fight each other?
kek, some perv like this image so much he actually screencapped,uploaded, and it's on Jewggle.
It's not like that once they see that you are wandering and have clothes they have never seen around they will jump you for any coin.
I can tell which ones have family in Miami
If I didn't know my way around south america and how to avoid looking like a mark, I'd have been dead a while ago.
BTW, there are a fuck-ton of images on "flicker" for cuban girls but in most of them the girls are like 7 so will post a few where they are not for actual Savilles.. I must be one among many interested in cuban whores bc there are a ton of images..
No you can't. You're assuming the ones with semi-nice bags (for girls) and backpacks do, but for all you know any of them could be selling weed or coke and get pretty much anything they want,
cubans in miami like to pretend they know the place better than they do. BTW, any chance of you going back?
I don't hate you as much as mexicans, for instance but it would be nice to clean mimci out of the jews and cubans and make it american again.
Just a thought...
> any chance of you going back?
No, I'm not the type of Cuban who defrauds medicare, sends his medicare checks to Cuba, or takes monthly trips there.
>No you can't
Yes I can
>drugs in cuba
I heard if youre caught with them, you sent to prison for a long time