>Wake up on my birthday
>Nobody calls me or messages me
>Not even my so called "friends"
>Sit alone all day in my room doing nothing
Can my fellow Sup Forumstards cheer me up? I'll take anything right about now....
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>Wake up on my birthday
>Nobody calls me or messages me
>Not even my so called "friends"
>Sit alone all day in my room doing nothing
Can my fellow Sup Forumstards cheer me up? I'll take anything right about now....
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Have a doggo (or two)
Hopefully you can get a femanon to write your name on her tits or ass for you. That would sure cheer me up.
Stay strong OP
Thanks man. That made me crack a smile
And hey, if someone wants to do that I'll take it. My name's Chris, for any generous femanons out there
Reminder, there's no females on the internet, all you will get are larping fatasses with man boobs that pass for tits
Bump because this thread is dying
Happy birthday OP! I've not much of a present but you may like a few of these
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happy birthday chris
Happy birthday cunt!
WHOA HIDDEN NUDE IN THE FAUCET REFLECTION. COOL
Yea thats called growing up not everyone can remember your birthday bro quit being selfish and go enjoy the day by yourself instead of moping around in your room, go to a strip club and tell a stripper its your birthday youll get a free lap dance
Thanks guys
Glad to know I'll always have some camaraderie here on Sup Forums
Is that actually true? Do they check ID like a restaurant ? lol
Hey, if you've got a few spare minutes put all your "friends" birthdays in your phones calendar. It's not that uncommon that nobody calles, so you might make their day.
Happy birthday OP. All the best.
Depends on the club tbh. Some are 21+ and others are 18. But yea just give her the same spiel you put on here and youll get some snatch in your face
I might legit try that out. Thanks user
Thanks man
If you're into traps, I could send you a few pics to cheer you up, user
Happy birthday chris! Heres some special OC for you
Get over yourself. Birthdays are overrated. I would love it if nobody called me on mine, it's pointless.
Yeah sure
Thanks man!
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Happy Sup Forumsday, Chris
Thanks Sup Forumsro
Happy birthday Chris!
Drink Bourbon it helps!
I made this sparkle gif just for you, user.
Happy birthday my niggy wiggy
Thanks guys I really appreciate it.
I smoked weed because I'm on a keto diet right now. No bourbon for me
habbey budhay :)
thx
Ask a random person for a birthday blowjob.
That cheers me up even if I don't get one.
It's my birthday too, happy birthday cunt face
Ha Ha you suck.
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gaaaaaaaaaay
What do you mean? lol
Where do you ask people such things?
it's your bday, lock yourslef up user
one year closer to death faggot, off yourself while you have no alzheimer's yet
HAPPY B-DAY MAN
Legit made me laugh. Thanks user
You're cute but I'm not really into the whole chastity thing
Happy birthday ya twat
Happy birthday dude
>Legit made me laugh
that was not for laughs, nigger
it was legit advice, one day you'll thanks me when you meet hitler in hell
kek
Happy birthday Chris
that meme is shit cunt
your mother loved you enough to not abort you
your parents loved you enough to keep you well and healthy all these years
fuck your friends, love your parents
even if you don't want to live for yourself, live for them because they've always lived for you
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Happy birthday Chris!
What are you bitching about? That is exactly how i plan to spend my birthday next Thursday.
You are the shit cunt
you are the cunt shit
Happy birthday! It's my birthday too user
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>caring about birthdays
Confirmed underage.
Happy birthday! and if you play pokemon games like XY, ORAS or SM there's a birthday party waiting for you on the pokemon center.
hey happy birthday man you want to talk i have a twitter twitter.com
How old?
Why do humans care about their birthdays to begin with?
I don't see it as anything special.
I don't understand people! :(
you should've been at all chain restaurants in town, they give people free food on their birthdays
Party, music, alcohol, cake and presents for free, is nice.
Nice
So maybe try killing yourself?
I do not think that an event can have repeated significance beyond its initial occurrence. In this case, society prescribes meaning to a birth precisely every 365 days post-birth. Why? Intrinsically, there is no value in this date. A day is an approximation of the length of time it takes for the Earth to rotate on its axis with respect to the sun. Had we been living on a different planet, on a different solar system, we would probably have a different length of day. Why do we assign meaning to the 24 hour period in which we were born when it occurs 365 days later? A year later, the day is completely different. The new day has no intrinsic connection to the old day, yet we prescribe value to the day in a similar manner. We also make arbitrary exceptions in the form of leap years that further illegitimize the claim of true meaning.
happy birthday user
Happy birthday, Chris
Happy Sup Forumsday man
Faggot
He's a god. The brah. He can fuck my girlfriend anytime.
underrated
Love ya user
That's a really sweet sentiment man. My parents were shit, but they meant well
Sad Borthday
Happy birthday faggot. Now go jerk off to some traps
Happy birthday, fellow user.
Sticking to soft drugs for now. Don't want my life to get any worse
Happy Birthday man!
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If this is honestly reviewbrah, I feel blessed
>checked
Crappy Birthday. Go whack off to a dog turd.
happy bday!
Happy birthday OP! Have an OC meme
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Thanks man. Now if only someone could photoshop "I love Chris" in sharpie on her tits
dank
But I already did that yesterday. I'm thinking of getting an escort to keep my company....
Happy birthday nigga. Stop over glorifying a shitty day of the year. Millions of people have been genocides on your birthday. Millions of people have been raped on your birthday. Endless hours of death and destruction has been following this day. What makes you think your so special? Mwah sexy tits for you
Happy birthday user!! Here's a funny tale. Feel better d00d.
sorry user im on my bfs pc ... he only has paint.........and he can not handel anything els...
he was typing yesterday ... and i looked at him ... i ask him "WTF your always pressing caps lock for" he looked up told me with a smart ass comment .... How els you typ a CAPITAL........so i learned him "shift"yeserday"
baby steps ....
someone will PS your name on them boobies
Are those your tits, if I may ask?
where wer u when PS was kil?