>Things you can say about a door, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about a door, but not your girlfriend
Parker Turner
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Jonathan Price
The door won't get jealous if I use other doors.
Anthony Bennett
I have a door
Easton Harris
>damnit the knob don't work
Brody Parker
These knobs are loose
Noah Brooks
Its loyal
Mason Perry
It opens whenever I like
Jason Rogers
YOU CAN SHUT IT!
Jacob Allen
"You gotta slam it hard or it won't stay shut"
Charles Robinson
it's never unhinged
Asher Kelly
Oh don't worry, she swings both ways.
Liam Parker
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Christopher Howard
None of my mates have slammed it
Evan Phillips
We have a wonderful and satisfying sex life.
Caleb Flores
Christopher Gray
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Kayden Russell
I punch it when I'm drunk
David Gray
>Don't worry if it's locked, I'll just seduce my way in
Wyatt Lopez
The creaking used to piss me off but now I just tune it out and slam the thing shut
Dominic Smith
>yeah it gets a little stiff
>don't let the knob hit you on your way out
Aaron Morris
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James Garcia
Chek'd
Glad you enjoyed it
James Lopez
"The squeaking when I slam and it isn't properly lubricated makes me want to rape it"
Zachary Gomez
My friends havent slammed it.
Samuel Anderson
Looks like it needs a screw
Dominic Bennett
Seems to be unhinged
William Reyes
Used to be I only needed one hand to move it
Hudson Harris
If I put this key in, it will work.
Zachary Martin
That one's absolutely terrible.
Jack Morris
This thing never opens!
Jayden Roberts
Always need to open it myself if I want to use it
Jacob Peterson
Me and my friends take turns slamming it
Luis Allen
One time I was drunk and couldn't find the hole so I had to sleep outside
Jose Lee
It's just wide open, anyone can use it
Xavier Bailey
OPEN UP
Caleb Lewis
Its hard all the time.
Jack Ward
It's pretty heavy and I'm thinking of replacing it
Jaxon Taylor
What was gender of tree is the door made from?
Bentley Brooks
It works
Landon Carter
It's always in the way when I'm going out
Wyatt Peterson
This one time I had to use a coat hanger
Landon Allen
It doesn't scream when I burn it with hot oil
Alexander Edwards
It's made from high quality materials
Lincoln Perez
REKT
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Also:
Well the lower half opens to let the kids and the dogs through, but the top half is sealed shut.
Owen Nguyen
Punching it hurts me more
Jackson Green
I bet you can fit 10 guys in there
Dominic Ross
It's flat and smooth, just the way I like em
Eli Hughes
It's white
Bentley Johnson
I have one
Christopher Bell
it's a trapdoor m8
Julian Murphy
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Robert Kelly
I bet its really easy to open
Tyler Gonzalez
well oiled...should open easily
Connor Cooper
You can always see a crack
Joseph Butler
Yesterday I saw the mailman stick his hand in it
William Turner
Its trustworthy
Joseph Phillips
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