Does anyone else have a full blown erection while watching this show?

Does anyone else have a full blown erection while watching this show?

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this show is flawless. a true masterpiece.

only sometimes

that intro. goosebumps every fucking time.

youtube.com/watch?v=i7d0Lm_31BE

It's just 50 minutes of sexual tension and hot girls. AND the plot is good. This show is amazing.

only when coop is on screen

I have a full blown sleepiness when i watch this piece of shit show. It's boring as fuck.

David Lynch is a FUCKING HACK. inb4 this is bait lmao, fuck you retards, anyone that doesn't agree with you must be bait right?

Also Mulholland Drive is bad.

this is bait lmao

It's dated. Take off nostalgia goggles. You'll see.

This produced one of the heartiest laughs I've had in a while. Thank you, user.

>mfw finding out my friend thinks Lucy is /bestgirl/

He understands why I choose Shelly, but at the same time....the fuck bruh?

Another friend is a Donna pleb. He's a cool guy though, so it evens out.

The worst, laziest form of criticism.

I loved the X-Files and watched all 10 seasons of it. I watched a few episodes of this a while ago and it was a bit boring.

Should I continue watching?

>I loved the X-Files and watched all 10 seasons of it.
"entertainment" schlock
>Twin Peaks
Hard art telekino.

May as well be saying "I love Supernatural but The Sopranos is boring."

It's 26 years old dude

I saw the original airings. The ending of the pilot episode was the scariest feeling I got from a tv show. 2nd was Laura's cousin vs. Laura's daddy.

Anything but the one and only Log Lady is pleb tier.

oh, the pilot is on youtube. end scene starts at 1:16:55. the way it's cropped and how it sounds reduces the effect, but it felt like the hand of evil reaching down there. spoooky

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and of course this:

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I watched it for the first time last year. Doesn't feel dated at all and I didn't even watch the remastered HD version.

>meme character
Every time she's onscreen you can hear Lynch saying "heh heh heh simply epin" in his stupid fucking voice.

At least he'll be dead within the next year. Screencap this.

>Didn't watch it the first time.
>Knows how it felt the first time.

child.

I saw if for the first time 2 years ago without ever having heard anything about it before
10/10 tvkino

It was better when it originally came out. Trust me.

I started watching it for the first time fairly recently and have been enjoying it

>old things can't be enjoyed

uh, he doesn't get it.

The whole "it hasn't aged well" is the worst way of judging media

Dated in the sense that it uses the tropes of a genre that is much rarer now than it was then, its still fantastic

It's just an observation. You're prejudiced against old things, is all you're proving to us.

I have to agree. I dl'd this a year ago (it's still on my pc) and I made it through episode one with a nap in the middle. It's just so droning and nothing happens and the music and just zzzzz

Thanks for not disagreeing.

that's absolutely irrelevant to my enjoyment of the show, plus it's not true

"this old thing looks old"

Well in 1990 they weren't creating television for people in 2016.

If someone wants to watch something old, expect it to be old and accept it for what it is and when it was made and how things were different. No one watches Nosferatu and goes "oh the black and white hasn't aged well". C'mon.

Either take into consideration the time period something was created during, or don't watch it at all. Its not gonna have CG everywhere and giant explosions, because it was 1990. That's just what it is.

As far as human beings are concerned, its different, and Madchen Amick has aged wonderfully.

Can we confirm that Madchen Amick made a pact with the devil?

>everything must look as young as possible

fear of death metaphor--or is that too deep for Lynchians who like scratchy music, weird dialogue and off-kilter lighting

she made a pact with my dick

She was Laura's last angel ...

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I'm looking forward to season 3 almost like a religious event 2bh.

I also always like to point out that Lynch never wanted the mystery to be revealed like it was, but he was pressured to do it, even so you could tell he tried to dampen it a bit, it could have been more on the nose.

I actually think this new season, if he has complete control, might be batshit insane, and I love it.

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That pic is 8 yrs old but still....she's aged the best of all the peakfus even today.

Aging is bad.

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Can someone make an anti-"imagine being Arnold in that scene" copypasta for madchen?

any fellow twin peaks patricians ever watch "On the air", the show lynch and frost made right after twin peaks crashed

it's fucking weird

david lynch's style is great but the payoff takes forever

I think the show would have gotten stale if the mystery was dragged on for seasons with no results. Where would the plot have gone? What would have happened to Leland/Bob?

it's ultimately kind of empty--he just mesmerizes you for a bit, if you let him

Its literally the worst possible thing. I'm so glad I'm not a female.

But cmon user, she looks pretty good.

Yeah, there's no show where a serial killer has lasted that long before.

no good show

she's aging. face it.

no shit famm

There is no creative mind that could pull it off. It's technically impossible. I did the calculations myself.

Well no shit. That's the point of my post. She's just not aging as terribly as some....

>2016
>having any peaksfu other than Norma

Pleb

>twin peaks thread
>which bitch would you fuck

truly patrician status kino television

There could've still been "results" I think you're just thinking in a certain way, because it's been so common in tv-series/movies, to have that resolution or reveal.
I think Lynch said it's a sin to reveal it so obviously, because that's not that the point of the the thing at all, at least it's not the point of his idea, and in season two he was really only involved in the start, and then at the very end again.

I don't remember fully, but I think he mentions it here youtube.com/watch?v=4PhVHFdAjV0

That surely explains Fire Walk With Me ...

Outta the way, subpar waifu shits

user I hope you've seen Two Moon Junction so you can look at her bootyhole.

It's like with most of his movies, the structure is unique in a sense. Dream-logic. When you dream you don't question what happens, it makes sense.
When you're awake and try to communicate the dream, there's always something missing, something about the mood.
But cinema is partially capable of speaking that language.

this. Audrey is by far best girl

agreed

shes a slut
shelly is pure

Fire Walk With Me proceeds dully logically. You haven't seen it.

She actually shows her anus? As it so happens that is my favorite part of a woman's body.

I would sell my soul to the devil to fuck her in her prime

>Shelly cheats on her husband
>pure
>Audrey is a virgin until Billy Zane turns up and only ever had sex once
>slut

WHOAH

she died of cancer sometime ago dude

For about a second there is butthole. But also plenty of her nude. The movie is cheesy as fuck but I loved it.

Just finished watching it for the first time a week ago.
What the fuck was up with that ending?
>Meanwhile... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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idiot

supernatural and sopranos are nothing alike.

why does laura see an angel in the black lodge and appear to be comforted at the end of FWWM
isn't she doomed to be tormented by her killer in that hell-scape forever?

Every episode makes me want to sleep. It's not even bad, it is just incredibly relaxing, though some storylines are pretty dull

how could you be seriously attracted to a literal mentally retarded person

thats a bit fucked up

>Dale had this sitting in his bed waiting for him but he moralfag'd out of the situation because 'muh statetory rape'
What a faggot.

She was 'saved' or something by Dale's sacrifice. I think the angel actually is Laura if you look close enough but don't quote me on that.

I kind of understand the Lucy love.
>dat voice

Isn't the ring that Mike throws in the train carriage something to do with it?

Been a few years since I saw it

youtu.be/l7Ue1KMWNAU
She's still a qt3.14

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Daily reminder all your waifus are shit and pic related outranks all of them.

I can confirm that this happens yes.

We all know FWWM is kino

Right?

I don't get the hate for it at all. It contains some of Lynch's best horror and the actress who plays Laura gives an outstanding performance.
It's also just way more stylistically realized than the show in general. Hope season 3 is similar.

Husbando

>you will never taste the RR diner's cherry pie

me on the left.

This is worst boy. Why was he such a little bitch?

>You will never taste HIS cherry pie

Why live?

>series starts
>he's a pretty interesting, nice likable dude
>Bobby is an insufferable dickhead
>series end
>he's an annoying, bory twat and easily worst boy
>Bobby became a genuinely likable guy and one of the very best boys

art

Will I get the closure I need when I get to the end? I'm about 6 episodes into season 2 and nothing is answered at all so far.

Also,
>it's a "Lucy is gonna be a bitch to Andy for no reason" episode.
Just fuck off with your stupid voice. Leave Andy alone.

>I'm about 6 episodes into season 2 and nothing is answered at all so far.
Yes and no. Keep watching

>it's a "Lucy is gonna be a bitch to Andy for no reason" episode
You'll find out what her reason for that is.

>Will I get the closure I need when I get to the end?
Possibly by the end of series 3

>You'll find out what her reason for that is
I know she was fucked and chucked by some dude and thinks she's pregnant with his kid. Andy is still hemming and hawing about his sperm count or whatever the fuck.

Apparently this was written for the new series.

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Lucy is cute
CUTE!

Also, did they make her last name Moran because she's a moron?

I can only get erections when Audrey's on screen. Ever.

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